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This waifu thread will NOT die!

there are just no questions for me and im too scared to ask questions

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Leave it to me! These questions don't really have a theme, so pardon the sudden shift in content

>I love the movie Ocean's 11, and I don't care who knows. You and your waifu are planning the heist of a lifetime; what are you stealing? Who are you stealing it from; does it matter? How many people are in your crew and who are they? What's your master keikaku? What do you do with the haul?
>It's Christmas time at last! I don't know about you, but my family always makes a big deal out of the Holidays. What does your perfect Christmas/New Years look like? Does your waifu even celebrate Christmas? If not, would she be willing to for you? What are you getting for your special girl/guy? What do you hope she gets you? Where are you going to celebrate: all alone or with family? Would she/he like your family or would it be awkward for everyone? What do you think her favorite and least favorite parts of Christmas are? What do you want to do for new years: stay in or go out?

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I don't think I can really imagine me or her stealing anything.
As for the other questions:
>What does your perfect Christmas/New Years look like?
Spending time together by ourselves, looking back at what we did and being grateful for each other.
>Does your waifu even celebrate Christmas?
I think she does. Even though she's Japanese, Christmas trees still appear in her anime.
>What are you getting for your special girl/guy?
Probably some very nice clothing or artwork that I drew myself.
>What do you hope she gets you?
I hope she sings something for me.
>Where are you going to celebrate: all alone or with family?
I'd prefer celebrating alone ourselves, but I wouldn't refuse being with family.
>Would she/he like your family or would it be awkward for everyone?
She'd try to be polite at first, but due to theirs and her nature it would get awkward kind of quick.
>What do you think her favorite and least favorite parts of Christmas are?
I think her favorite part is being with those she loves and the general comfy nature. I can't really think of anything she wouldn't like, besides the somewhat awkward meeting with my family.
>What do you want to do for new years: stay in or go out?
I would prefer for us to stay in together.

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ty fren

>You and your waifu are planning the heist of a lifetime; what are you stealing?
we would steal works of art from around the world and be world-renowned for it. Art is beautiful to look at and i want to be selfish with it.
>Who are you stealing it from; does it matter?
just museums. not really
>How many people are in your crew and who are they?
just the two of us that way we do not have to share the art or worry about people trying to seel it.
>What's your master keikaku?
we would sneak into the museums a few minutes before closing and stay in the bathroom until after closing to trick guards if we get caught. we will attack the guard whos escorting us out than find the other guards and knock them unconscious as well we than proceed to take the art that we find most beautiful not necessarily most expensive and than clear security tapes on way out.
>What do you do with the haul?
look at it

>What does your perfect Christmas/New Years look like?
being with her...
>Does your waifu even celebrate Christmas?
yes ofc she does :3
>What are you getting for your special girl/guy?
hmm i would probably get her some cute outfits and cosplay outfits as well. also would get lots of books for us to read together.
> What do you hope she gets you?
anything if it comes from her i will cherish it forever
> Where are you going to celebrate: all alone or with family?
probably just the two of us together or we would with her family
> Would she/he like your family or would it be awkward for everyone?
my family already thinks im weird enough so they wouldnt be a part of this really. I want to save her from the emotional trauma that is my family.
>What do you think her favorite and least favorite parts of Christmas are?
her favorite parts are definitely the atmosphere and the quality time you can spend together. While least favorite is all the cheerfulness which causes strangers to be more friendly and interactive.
>comment too long cant describe but go out

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I've only known two. They're both dead. No I have never met them.
I prefer not to think about them.
Because slow participation on a fast board

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I'm going to sleep now, hopefully this thread is still here when I wake up. For some reason the usual posters aren't in this thread.

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Because unlike other threads and generals very few people are in love with fictional characters and can participate in the thread. Also I have a feeling many people are lurking but scared to post.
But its mostly that there are too few posters. Its just the same 40 people posting. Not that there is anything wrong with it you just shouldnt expect it to reach the bump limit every time

Had a rough last week mentally and slept for 19 hours now so thats where ive been hehe.

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that is probably true if there was a discord of just this thread but on a server i would join maybe...maybe

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Hope you've all had a good day. Get this thread going with a few more questions:
>Would your waifu/hasbando be okay with having pets?
> If so would they take care of it or would you do it instead?
>what pet would they like the least?

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>over one hour free time at work
>spend this time eating and talking to your waifu

>You and your waifu are planning the heist of a lifetime
She would be totally against stealing and even less so hurting someone so it would be something with lower profile. Like hacking a bag holder's crypto wallet. The only scenario in which I can picture Angela stealing is from someone abusing his powers and wealth and give to the poor. I'm not good at making intricate plans, I'm more of an improviser. As I said earlier my waifu would like to give a big chunk of the haul to charities and to those in need but would still probably keep a little for ourselves. Taking a vacation somewhere nice and more expensive sounds dope.
>What does your perfect Christmas/New Years look like?
Gathering with the entire entire family at grandma's house like we used to do not so long ago. We would sit down at the table and talk and laugh for hours. My waifu is a big fan of Christmas. She likes it for the same reasons that do. I like to give less materialistic gifts, such as experiences. Take her out somewhere pretty in the suburbs or plan a whole day dedicated to her and making her happy. That or a book I know she'd love. I don't want anything from her, I don't like receiving gifts, I just want her to be with me. As I said earlier we will be with family. I think they'd get along pretty well. Her favourite parts are either decorating or gifting presents. Least favourite is waking up the next morning realising it's over. For new years I'm down to do both - stay in or go out. Depends what mood I'm in or if there is something interesting to do or see outside.

I personally don't like the idea of a discord server. I think it will stagnate even further.

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Hope I can meet my waifu after I die

if yes, would you commit suicide?

I think she'd love a pet. A cat seems to be fitting for her. Or a bunny. I don't see any reason why she wouldn't take care of it but I wouldn't mind either. She'd hate having a snake as a pet since she'd need to feed it with other animals.

Also I hope that there aren't too much questions being asked at the same time but there have been a few things I'd like to ask for some time now
>What is/would your waifu be insecure about?
>How do you picture you or your waifu dealing with the death of the other?
>How many physical traits do you share with your waifu?
>How would your life look if you hadn't met your waifu? Is it any different or is it the same?

Also I feel like I need to get something off my chest and ask you guys for advice. I've been mentioning in previous threads that I want to be more open about my love for beloved. However I find it hard to say it directly to my friends and mostly family. It feels like "coming out". I can actually feel sympathy for all non-heterosexual people that have felt like they would be reject for what they are by the narrow-mindedness of the people surrounding them. It feels even harder since I'm male. It's expected of me to be a player, to have a lot of experience with women under my belt and to be looking for a wife. Should I just tell them? How can I bring it up without seeming like there is something inherently wrong with me and that it's the way it is and there isn't anything wrong with it. I don't really care what people think or say about me I just don't want to me misjudged by loved ones and them getting a wrong impression or idea of me.

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no that user but yes if i could be guaranteed to be with shyvana in the afterlife i would 100% kill myself with barely any hesitation.

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This is like a pedo or hebephilia, completely forbidden love. Do you want to go to the psychiatric hospital?
Do not show anything with your waifu to anyone if you're not anonymous. Your heart isn't a museum exhibition and nobody will understand anyway.

>Would your waifu/hasbando be okay with having pets?
he has a few of his own! he's often been shown to keep crows in the comics. i imagine he would be open to all sorts of "bad omen" creatures - snakes, black cats, insects, etc. but MOSTLY crows.
> If so would they take care of it or would you do it instead?
a relationship is a partnership! i'm going to show his crows the love they deserve, though i imagine they would always be his babies and probably love him more.
>what pet would they like the least?
probably dogs. especially the loud, high energy ones like huskies or german shepherd who would bark at weird hours or make a mess of his work. i imagine his experiences with police dogs sour him on the whole idea as well.

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If I know 100% sure that I'll meet her yes

just keep it to yourself user. 99,9% of people wont understand.

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I'd see her actual death if she was with me physically as permission to die myself
I don't actually share a whole lot physically so not really at all
My life would be completely unrecognizable if she hadn't found me
Don't come out to people who don't care. I understand the desire to tell people and have done that but it's just the oxytocin intoxicating your mind
If you absolutely a knowledge you must burden yourself with, I only offer the advice that if you have to explain the definition of "waifu" do not tell that person. I recognize that limits who you tell but it's not worth the offensiveness to reality
I get that you "don't care" at the moment but the embarrassment doesn't come from shame, it comes from improperly explaining (which will always happen) and them forever misunderstanding the subject and thus you
After death there is judgement
She'd probably be neutral about it as long as I took care of it
Forty is a bit generous, there's only like a dozen people here and on Jow Forums outside of the generals. What ends up happening is the 16 year olds post their epic troll threads and that keeps the board cycling with ten reply threads and titans of generals

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Like othe anons have pointed out, most people won't understand what you are going through, in some way it may have even been easier for you if you were gay/bi because most people understand what these things are. What I would suggest is that if you absolutely have to you can open up to a close friend or a trusted person. (or a shrink if you have no one else because they'l defiantly keep this stuff secret)
>What is/would your waifu be insecure about?
She feels like she can''t open up to people because she will be judged as "weird" to the point that to some extent she hates the things that make her feel different.
>How do you picture you or your waifu dealing with the death of the other?
She is the kind of person that keeps her feelings bottled up inside so she would try not to show it but it would hurt her none the less.
>How many physical traits do you share with your waifu?
We are both quite tall,
>How would your life look if you hadn't met your waifu? Is it any different or is it the same?
My outlook on life has changed a lot because of her. I feel like I would be a lot more depressed this year.

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Claiming him same as every other thread.

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>try to take a nap after work
>imagine your waifu lying next to you and kissing her
>your heart starts pounding and you can't sleep

It's less about trust and more about comprehension. There's a lot if people I trust who know nothing of my feelings and there's a handful of people I don't trust who know I am the way I am because they can handle the information
It's like job specific woes wherein you won't tell someone in your family about how a specific function in your vent coolant program isn't compiling or how you had to use a specific procedure to keep a patient from going into shock, you just say "I'm stressed about work" or whatever. People don't care and that's the main point, but they especially don't care if they cannot understand it because of their perspective. It's not their fault they're ignorant of this aberrant lifestyle so they shouldn't be expected to be burdened with it either
I used to only fall asleep that way. I want to go back to that

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>tfw stroking her hair
>kissing her ear and face
>telling her how wonderful she is
I know that feel.

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What will you do for christmas anons?
Will you tell her you love her?
Will you go on a date at dark among all the lights in as it slowly snows?

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>You and your waifu are planning the heist of a lifetime; what are you stealing?
I don't know if she is the kind of person that would want to steal anything from anyone. And I don't care about money or physical goods that much. I could steal with her if she had a good motive, like revenge.
>Who are you stealing it from; does it matter?
Of course it does matter. Stealing is bad and doing it to someone who spend many hours to get his wealth is horribly wrong. But I would gladly steal from someone who stole something from Alice or has hurt her in the past.
>How many people are in your crew and who are they?
The less, the better. Only me and her.
>What's your master keikaku?
I have no idea.
>What do you do with the haul?
Whatever she wants to. My plans are not very wise, as I would want to be homeless but with money.
>What does your perfect Christmas/New Years look like?
Christmas inside a comfy house somewhere in mountains with Alice and my family
New Year outside in mountains with Alice and my friends.
>Does your waifu even celebrate Christmas?
Yes.
>What are you getting for your special girl/guy?
Some nice dress probably.
>What do you hope she gets you?
I hope for nothing. I want only her.
>Where are you going to celebrate: all alone or with family?
With Alice and my family of course.
>Would she/he like your family or would it be awkward for everyone?
I think she would like my family and she could be good friends with my sister as they are very similar in some aspects.
>What do you think her favorite and least favorite parts of Christmas are?
My guess is that her favourite part could probably be that comfy atmosphere of Christmas and that everyone is so nice and happy. And as for least favourite part, maybe cleaning the house or after the Christmas dinner.
>What do you want to do for new years: stay in or go out?
Go out.

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>What do you think of people who have the same waifu as you? Do you dislike them? Tolerate them? Have you ever met one in real life?
It depends on what kind of person they are. I have met few types of them. If they are friendly and understand that I can love Alice too, then it's nice to meet someone in similar situation. I know how hard and sad it is to fall in love with fictional character. And she is perfection so it's no surprise to me that many other men fall in love with her.
There are also those fags that think that Alice belongs only to them and deny me my love. It's hard for me to stay calm but I convince myself that fighting over her wouldn't bring her closer to me. I would rather spend my energy on something else. And I know that no matter what anyone would say I will always love Alice.
>Would your waifu/hasbando be okay with having pets?
Obviously. She had a cat when she was a child. I just hope she would like rabbits as I love them.
> If so would they take care of it or would you do it instead?
If she didn't want to, I could take care of them.
>what pet would they like the least?
Hard to tell. But it seems like she doesn't really like dogs.
>What will you do for christmas anons?
Spend it with my family and imagine how beautiful it would be if she could be with me.
>Will you tell her you love her?
Of course. I tell her that many times every day.
>Will you go on a date at dark among all the lights in as it slowly snows?
I wish. Maybe in my dreams.

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>You become a captain of a spaceship and your waifu is the A.I of the spaceship. How does it go? Is she suited for such a job? What would your relationship be like?
I'm sure she would be very suited to it since she is

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>Do any of you have a favorite picture of your waifu?
In the end, her official game art is hard to beat (but there's very little of it, which is why I never post it here).

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>What do you think of people who have the same waifu as you? Do you dislike them? Tolerate them? Have you ever met one in real life?
Only saw one on pixiv. I was jealous that he could draw such great images for her! I wish I could do something like that for her sake but I don't have any creative talents.

>I love the movie Ocean's 11, and I don't care who knows. You and your waifu are planning the heist of a lifetime; what are you stealing? Who are you stealing it from; does it matter? How many people are in your crew and who are they? What's your master keikaku? What do you do with the haul?
Probably some kind of precious treasures, but ones that are worth more than money alone. It would have to be from someone who stole them in the first place, probably. She isn't the kind of person who would steal for no reason. Our crew is us and her three sisters. Only plan is to use ancient shinto magic rituals to make them back off! We would give the treasures back to their rightful owners.

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>It's Christmas time at last! I don't know about you, but my family always makes a big deal out of the Holidays. What does your perfect Christmas/New Years look like? Does your waifu even celebrate Christmas? If not, would she be willing to for you? What are you getting for your special girl/guy? What do you hope she gets you? Where are you going to celebrate: all alone or with family? Would she/he like your family or would it be awkward for everyone? What do you think her favorite and least favorite parts of Christmas are? What do you want to do for new years: stay in or go out?

A quiet night in after some walking outside through the snow. I imagine she does since it's a big deal in Japan. I would get her something that had a lot of meaning behind it, like a book or piece of art that I knew she would love. I hope she gets me something similar. Her family would make it more fun, but hopefully give us some space to be alone as well. I think her favorite parts of Christmas are spending time with those she cares about, enjoying the weather, and the food. She probably doesn't like all the shopping and decorating chores. Being a shrine maiden, I'm sure she's very busy on new years', but hopefully we can have at least a bit of that time together.

>Would your waifu/hasbando be okay with having pets?
Probably, though she already has her hands very full.

> If so would they take care of it or would you do it instead?
I don't like the idea of a pet, but I could definitely take care of one if we had it, since she would have so many other jobs.

>what pet would they like the least?
Hmm... I don't think she'd hate any animal, but I have the feeling she'd want something she could hold and pet in some way or another, so nothing like a fish or lizard.

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>What is/would your waifu be insecure about?
While she's so perfect to me that it's hard to imagine something like this, I guess she might be insecure about her inability to be perfect and fix everyone's problems, much like me. She takes on too much and needs to be as forgiving and kind to herself as she is to others.

>How do you picture you or your waifu dealing with the death of the other?
Crushingly, but certainly her with more grace than me.

>How many physical traits do you share with your waifu?
Only that we both have brown/hazelish eyes (the artist who drew this got them wrong!!! but it's a nice enough image that I saved it)

>How would your life look if you hadn't met your waifu? Is it any different or is it the same?
I'd probably still be trying to make a 3d girlfriend and getting my heart broken. It would be much worse. But I also wouldn't be as anxious and OCD in some ways. Of course it's all worth it.

>What will you do for christmas anons?
A nice dinner/walking date and then time in with a romantic anime.

>Will you tell her you love her?
Of course, with a big smooch.

>Will you go on a date at dark among all the lights in as it slowly snows?
Aaaah I want to!!! In my mind.

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All Christmas I always spent alone in an empty house, because my family doesn't invite me and I don't even receive any wishes.
I have an idea to go to my favorite place in the park during this year's Christmas, it's a bench in front of the small river, almost no one ever goes there. I often go there on weekends when it's warm and I'm not working.
I'll dress warmly, take something to drink, sit down and talk to my waifu around the falling snow and cute lights. What do you think about it?

sounds comfy user originalisto

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Still, Mercyposter might feel the need to open up about his worries and feelings to someone as all people do. So I wanted to help him understand what kind of person he should open up to I should add that this person would Ideally be aware of your weird tendencies.

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A feel that cuts to the bone

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>What is/would your waifu be insecure about?
She probably thinks that her unhealthy look from real world is something unattractive and that's why she likes to wear make up in the Wonderland. But I would want to tell her that even without make up she looks like the most beautiful girl to me. In fact, I like her without make up even more.
>How do you picture you or your waifu dealing with the death of the other?
I know that death is something inevitable. There is nothing I could do about it. Of course I would be really sad if she had died. But I would try to live normally eventually. I would appreciate it, that at least for some time I could be with her.
But I don't know how she would react. I just hope she wouldn't want to hurt or kill herself. Once, she even says:
>Everyone I love dies violently; unnaturally. I'm cursed! Why go on? I'll just hurt others.

>How many physical traits do you share with your waifu?
I have green eyes and I'm pale. That's it.
>How would your life look if you hadn't met your waifu? Is it any different or is it the same?
I would be less sad and miserable. I had many interests or things that I liked to do in my free time. Now majority of my time I just think about her even when I do something I really liked doing in the past.
I can't delude myself into thinking that she loves me back. I believe I never had any response from her or any kind of sign (well, except for dreams maybe). I think that more bad than good happened to me because of her. Sometimes I wish I could go back. I envy all those waifufags that believe that they could ever be loved by their waifu.

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As for your "coming out" problem, in my opinion, to tell everyone about your love for your waifu you need to have as much succesful life as possible. You need to be that kind of person that no one would suspect of having a waifu. Imagine that if a literal chad (ripped, many friends, women desire him, has a stable job, rich etc.) had a waifu. Do think that anyone would question his love? The thing is, that majority of waifufags are weak losers, rejected by everyone. And it's no surprise that normalfags just BELIEVE that having a waifu is a way of coping with reality or with the lack of having a real woman. But if you would manage to have a good, normalfag life, and you would look like someone that no one would ever suspect of having a waifu, I'm sure that people would understand your love more.

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>what are you stealing?
We would be stealing some documents from project Libertina
>what are you stealing?
documents that would shed light on their creepy human experiments.
>What's your master keikaku?
If portrait of Markov is any indicator, its a cultist camp turned human experimentation sight. First gather intelligence then decide on a course of action getting the documents and free the captives if possible
>How many people are in your crew and who are they?
The doki doki heist club of course!
>What do you do with the haul?
Try to find out the truth (i would read it first in case it contains sanity shattering lovecraftian revelations)

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This, Nicola Tesla is remembered as a visionary genius not the weird guy who waifu'd pigeons.

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This is now chad waifulove thread

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>Also I have a feeling many people are lurking but scared to post.
I have witnessed the death of the last few threads. I remember being told that bumping would be bad. Plus I don't have a waifu, so it mostly just ends up being blogposting or attention seeking. I end up detracting from the experience.

Back to lurking I go. I just wanted to let you know you are right user...

Is it even worth trying to get laid or dating after you found your waifu? I already feel like i found my love in some way, but don't want to be a virgin? What do? Should I just get a prostitute.

After I have found my waifu I no longer care about being virgin. And sex without love is not worth it.

>8values.github.io/
>fill out the text as your waifu
>post results
>discuss

Hello boys what is up how was your day

>I love the movie Ocean's 11, and I don't care who knows. You and your waifu are planning the heist of a lifetime; what are you stealing? Who are you stealing it from; does it matter? How many people are in your crew and who are they? What's your master keikaku? What do you do with the haul?
Alice would behead me on the spot for such haram behavior nigga

>It's Christmas time at last! I don't know about you, but my family always makes a big deal out of the Holidays. What does your perfect Christmas/New Years look like? Does your waifu even celebrate Christmas? If not, would she be willing to for you? What are you getting for your special girl/guy? What do you hope she gets you? Where are you going to celebrate: all alone or with family? Would she/he like your family or would it be awkward for everyone? What do you think her favorite and least favorite parts of Christmas are? What do you want to do for new years: stay in or go out?
Now idunno m88, but I think she'd find the Serbian tradition of celebrating it interesting. As for New Year, probably stay inside. Or go out to throw fireworks

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the problem is that these successful waifuers don't fit the normie worldview, so they avoid them and consider them extremely dangerous, like robot to paradox

>the problem is that these successful waifuers don't fit the normie worldview, so they avoid them and consider them extremely dangerous, like robot to paradox
Do they really? Or do they just focus on the successful part as opposed to the wierdo aspect. They only attack people when they are down but do they outright ignore you when you make it? Are there any examples?

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>What is/would your waifu be insecure about?
Probably the incident where she falls down in front of a lot of people. She cried about it for a couple of days.
>How do you picture you or your waifu dealing with the death of the other?
Either of us would be extremely saddened by the other's death.
>How many physical traits do you share with your waifu?
She has similar hair to me in the way that it comes down in the front.
>How would your life look if you hadn't met your waifu? Is it any different or is it the same?
I would probably be a lot more depressed, since she was there to help me through some things that happened to me this year. If I didn't have her I don't know what I would do.

>Would your waifu/hasbando be okay with having pets?
I'm pretty sure she would be okay.
> If so would they take care of it or would you do it instead?
We would both have equal parts in taking care of it.
>what pet would they like the least?
I honestly don't know which one she wouldn't like.

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No no no no no, not the feels.

Its up to you but personally i dont want to touch any 3d girl with a 10 meter stick, i am 100% happy with shyvana and i dont want or need any interactions with 3d women.

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In a heartbeat, better then spending another day on this cruel earth.

Fuck a prostitute to say you did it, then die knowing you expirenced it all.

let's see them, waifu thread

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I don't have my computer rn but I'll make one later.

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I have one of those saved already.

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I suck at editing so no hate pls.

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I love Princess Merida! Sorry for missing the last thread, friends.

Time to answer all these questions I've missed.

>I love the movie Ocean's 11, and I don't care who knows. You and your waifu are planning the heist of a lifetime; what are you stealing?
Money.

>Who are you stealing it from; does it matter? How many people are in your crew and who are they? What's your master keikaku? What do you do with the haul?
youtube.com/watch?v=cETBCvKnu0Q

We'd steal from the most successful bank in the city, whichever one that is. The team would consist of myself, Merida, two other warm bodies for extra muscle and a tech guy who hacks into the bank's security systems and gives us gadgets to us. We'd have to source guns, clothes, masks and a getaway vehicle. Let's assume we get those things without issue.

Of course, before any plan is made, we'd do some legwork. Take a trip to the bank, scope out the surroundings. This of course will give us an idea of entry and exit points, security, the location of the vault, blind spots, etc. We'd come up with an extensive plan afterwards that would first involve the tech guy hacking into to bank's cameras and having them play looping footage and suppressing any alarms, then the rest of us move in with guns drawn and subdue the crowd. If the guards don't play hero we won't have to fire off any shots. After that, the team splits into twos. Two for the crowd, two for the vault. We crack the vault either with a drill or electronically, depending on the setup. If all goes well it shouldn't take us too long to get to the vault. Load up on as much cash as we can cram into our bags and jump back into our getaway vehicle.

Afterwards, we'd split the haul five ways. I'd tell everyone to lay low until the heat is off us of course. I'd want Merida and I to put our cuts together so we can live pretty for a while. Maybe take a vacation, just the two of us.

Yes, I've thought about this before.

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>Would your waifu/hasbando be okay with having pets?
She would as long as it doesn't disturb her too much.
> If so would they take care of it or would you do it instead?
Rachel isn't much of a caregiver, so it would fall on me, not that I mind.
>what pet would they like the least?
Probably something that does nothing all day like most reptile pets.
>What is/would your waifu be insecure about?
She's pretty insecure about her actions having any effect on anything and if she's a worthy heir to the Alucard clan.
>How do you picture you or your waifu dealing with the death of the other?
I would an hero not long after her death, no doubt about that. Rachel wouldn't, and just live out the rest of her immortal life silently mourning me by herself. Dying together is the best case scenario imo.
>How many physical traits do you share with your waifu?
Pale skin and that's about it. Physically, we probably couldn't be more different.
>How would your life look if you hadn't met your waifu? Is it any different or is it the same?
I'd most likely already be dead by now. I see myself still being a sad sack of crap, just now without an anchor or reason to keep living. I never tried making friends or finding a girlfriend or pursuing a career even before my waifu. I've always been a directionless loner.
Will get to this tomorrow. Also want to try answering Mercyanon's question if I can but wagecucking calls.

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>It's Christmas time at last! I don't know about you, but my family always makes a big deal out of the Holidays. What does your perfect Christmas/New Years look like?
I enjoy being at home, eating Christmas food and listening to carols on the radio. Christmas should be comfy, not loud. The same goes for New Years. I hate being kept up for the "countdown", as if that matters.

>Does your waifu even celebrate Christmas? If not, would she be willing to for you?
She probably does celebrate it.

>What are you getting for your special girl/guy? What do you hope she gets you?
I'd get her a bow designed to her specifications and tastes, as well as a bunch of clothes. She doesn't have to get me anything. Her love is more than enough.

>Where are you going to celebrate: all alone or with family? Would she/he like your family or would it be awkward for everyone?
By ourselves or with her family if she wants to. My family gets especially annoying during Christmas. I'm not really sure if she'd like my family or not.

>What do you think her favorite and least favorite parts of Christmas are? What do you want to do for new years: stay in or go out?
She'd probably love spending time with her family and hate having to trudge through snow. And, if she wanted to, we'd go out for New Year's. I'd love to hear her sing "For Auld Lang Syne".

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>play comfy survival games
>imagine im surviving with my waifu
no comfier feel than this

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so do you guys have a discord server?? i love discord it makes communities thrive, because it's all so easy

>Would your waifu/hasbando be okay with having pets?
Of course.

> If so would they take care of it or would you do it instead?
I'm sure we could share the responsibilities.

>what pet would they like the least?
Reptiles.

>What is/would your waifu be insecure about?
I'm not sure if she's really insecure about anything. She's very confident in herself.

>How do you picture you or your waifu dealing with the death of the other?
Either of us would be absolutely ruined by that, I'm sure. I myself probably wouldn't want to live much longer after that, and she might never get out of the depression.

>How many physical traits do you share with your waifu?
I'm not sure if we share any, really.

>How would your life look if you hadn't met your waifu? Is it any different or is it the same?
I'd be dead, no doubt. She gave me a reason to live.

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We have one but it's pretty dead.
9NZFnrh

Took a while but i'm done now.

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i don't even have enough pics lel

ey boy i dun sumn you'll like :^)

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Very nice, friend. I know that fingers are a pain in the ass to pose.
And I thought that this idea was so original. Here's my attempt at this pose from the July.

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I wish I had a printer to make a real one

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Very nice

too bad that the lips were badly ported so facial expressions can never be made good

>What is/would your waifu be insecure about?
Her appearance at first - she's horrifyingly skinny, and of course her mental health, then how she fits in society after spending 10 years comatose in insane asylum

>How do you picture you or your waifu dealing with the death of the other?
i'd be saddned very very much, but i'm a "it is what it is" kind of person. Her on the other hand... WHY MUST EVERYTHING AROUND ME DIE

>How many physical traits do you share with your waifu?
uuuh we're both thin (she's ludicrously thin, waist smaller than head tier tho, i mean look at pic related), dark hair and we're white, that's it

>How would your life look if you hadn't met your waifu? Is it any different or is it the same?
mostly the same i think

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Yeah. The London Alice model is missing both mouth corner bones. I know that it can be added in Blender but I'm pretty shit at it. Maybe one day.

However, Wonderland Alice model has these bones.

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>mfw it's because RL Alice is so depressed and sad that she physically cannot even force a smile, escapism into her own imagination is the only way she can even function before BSODing

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Here's the Alice's smile done in FaceApp.

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awww she looks so cute, look at them big eyes, so happy

>Come home late at night.
>Collapse unto bed, pull blanket over myself to get all warm and comfy.
>Pull out phone, begin scrolls through pictures of my waifu.
>Imagine myself cuddling with her and running my hand through her hair.
>Kiss her cheeks.
>Feel her slowly drifting off to sleep.
>Stay awake just to hear her softly breathing.
>Imagine myself thinking about how lucky I am to be with her.

>whenthedrugskickin.jpg

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>Insanity general
cringe

>complaining about insanity on a board that at one point had generals devoted to BPD
You know how silly you look?

Look everyone, he posted it again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around?

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this nigger again

go pack to your tranny threads

Just add this to the op

>Going to bed with heavy rain outside
>get comfy in my thick blankets (thin blankets are nasty)
>imagine myself away to somewhere else where i am with shyvana cuddled up in our own cabin/house
>storm outside
>we're just cuddled together whispering loving things to eachother and exchanging kisses
>be really happy
>hopefully fall asleep before reality sets in and i get depressed instead of sleeping.

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>go take sleep
>there's this small pillow that has no purpose
>automatically hug it, imagine is waifu
>also excellent to position arms good since i am side sleeped

Why is she so beautiful? I feel so strange when I see her.

Everyone's waifu is beautiful to them, user.

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this is eurothread obviously, dead in night

I just feel like sharing it with people and them listening to me with an open mind will make it a bit easier for me. Expressing these feelings and emotions bottled up inside my, whether positive or negative is a need for me hence me frequenting these threads to gush or vent. Also I'll probably have to tell my parents eventually since they're bound to notice my lack of a female companion. I just want to still be seen as the same old me instead of "the weirdo in love with a fictional character" if I do end up spilling the beans. It feels wrong to keep such a big part of my life and a secret. I don't really want to be understood per se, just to not be put under a label. Like one user said, it's like being a pedo, you are just a normal guy and everyone who knows you knows you for you, but as soon as you mention you are attracted to underage girls you are now just another pedophile and thats all you'll ever be. But I guess I'll keep it as is. A secret.

Sorry if I ruined the positive and festive vibes we had going on I just don't have anyone else to turn to.

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>TFW you're at the point where you're listening to sappy love songs and imagining dancing to them with your waifu.
I don't even like this guy's music. Love makes you do strange things. youtube.com/watch?v=2Vv-BfVoq4g

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