You have 10 seconds to Ridicule Christianity

Religion is needed in the world, all fighting and evil originating from it comes from the Church which tells people the bible is literally the word of God.
Even thinking about it realistically, after chapter 4 of Genesis the old testament is a mess, "God" was probably just the first Jewish "Sage" to create his own writing system.

Read it as a symbolic guide to rule a kingdom instead of a holy book and you'll notice that it's nothing but rulers going back and forth in regards to how's the best way to do it, or what the best moral is to rule a kingdom with.

>No. I celebrate Christ and am happy his faith will outlive the internet.
>Even thinking about it realistically, after chapter 4 of Genesis the old testament is a mess, "God" was probably just the first Jewish "Sage" to create his own writing system.
god damn schizophrenia sounds horrible

no
larpagans and gaytheists like buttsex

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kikes talk to big imaginary beard man in sky

this confuse grug

grug just want watch latest seasonal anime

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jesus was a jewish bastard

Well someone had to write that shit dude, also the dead sea scrolls are like what, 10,000yo?
Fuck, the original hebrew word used translates to an archaic "father", he didn't make shit, he just named it in probably a new language at the time and wrote it down and some tribal cuck 7 generation later made him out into a deity.
This isn't that hard of a leap.

SttttTOP BULLING US IT NOT NICE! IT IS NOT NICE!

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christianity is ok as long as you're not a jewish mind slave desu but I prefer my racial faith

christianity is a jewish trick
original no lo roben

i don't believe in god but i do believe religion is necessary. however people are short sighted and impulsive and fuck out of religion because of short term gains and don't realize the long term effects of their actions

if more people were christian i'd be fine with being one, but it doesn't make any sense to waste my saturday mornings for nothing now

if they are right and there is heaven and hell, then why is it when we look into the center of the earth we see there is no cave with dead people in it

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they cant decide what's metaphor and what's literal

Irony is when Christians mock Jews for shilling but have no problem passing a collection plate around.

Literally the kid on the playground who always had an excuse during games.

>Bam I shot you Kyle
>N-No! I have a shield that deflects everything

>You can't really make sense of this, Kyle
>YOU DON'T NEED TO BECAUSE GOD DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE OR HAVE PROOF BUT HE ALSO HAS PROOF AND MAKES SENSE

Same fucking thing.

Christianity to me has always been narrow-minded. I'm not saying it's wrong, but there are like...1-2 billion Christians, out of a human populace that is 7 billion strong, which collectively worships thousands of other gods, and has done so for well over 140,000 years of modern human history. How did you decide that a relatively recent faith of...oh around 2,000 years, is the all-time-forever-never-wrong correct one? It's just weird.

Like, go visit a buddhist monostary dude. Or a Shinto temple. There are literally billions of people who hold contrary beliefs to your own, and think they're just as vindicated as you are.

Also, the whole proof thing is big for me. Literally just start asking Christians for proof of their claims and they have nothing but the bible, which should never be taken at face value.

/edge

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Stop molesting little kids, Jesus fucking Christ. That's why I'm now into Buddhism, because they only molest teenage girls. True story.