I HAVE A 3,000 WORD ESSAY DUE TOMORROW AND I HAVEN"T STARTED

just do it. shouldn't take more than a few hours desu
>how new

I just don't have any motivation

then fail and get kicked out. maybe thatll give your lazy ass some motivation

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kill urself fgt

that's 3 words right there, 1000 more times and youll be done bro lol keep at it

I know these threads are usually just shitty bait, but do people actually get assigned essays by the word? In my entire education from middle school through my third year of college I've only been assigned essays based on page number and not word count.

i was always the "due tomorrow, do tomorrow" type. 3000 words is nothing, just get up early tomorrow and do it

fuck off, just write it, that shit's nothing, if you can literally just fucking turn it in late or with whatever you have done. fucking retard cant write 3000 words, feels like I just typed that much saying that like holy fuck god damn jesus Christ just fucking do your work like holy fucking shit like god damn you're not fucked you fucking idiot like holy shit if you think that's hard then actually fucking kill yourself like god damn holy fucking shit you're such a fucking laid back retard like god damn just actually get off of Jow Forums and do your fucking work like god damn holy shit fucking hell like god damn

Not bait. I actually have an essay that has to be ~3000 words and it's due tomorrow.

Had been assigned both word count and page numbers in the past. Probably depends on the institution.

ive had a mix of both. when i was younger it was all page count but i remember there were stupid little ways to cheat the system like make each period 1 font size bigger to stretch it out. i guess it depends on institution/professor but most of mine these days insist on word count because everythings handed in digitally and its more reliable. that being said a lot of my older profs just want hard copies and just go by page number

yeah but I can't repeat the same word over and over again, cuck

man are you gonna regret fucking such an easy thing up in a few days

Adarale mixed with red bull helps

Shit, your probably both in the same class, meet up and become friends or something

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Why do I see these kinds of threads all the time, and this same type of panic in general among school kids?

You realize there are private services that offer to do your papers, right?

I wanted to be an accountant. I was forced to take useless, stupid shit to graduate and I reasoned it's worthwhile to spend my energy on what I actually want to be good at, so I just paid some service to do retarded sociology papers for me, for instance.

Why can't you mongoloids do the same?

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I'm OP, it would be cool to make friends though...

Those services are normally shit

>Those services are normally shit
You get what you pay for. Some of them cost me pretty pennies, but they saved me tons of days and weekends and I got really high marks while my dumbass peers were killing themselves over writing dumb shit that will never benefit their dumbasses inside their vocations.

Or just write your own essay

Holy shit do it dude. Don't procrastinate. Remember to use filler sentences with chaste.

Nah, my advice would be to create as much free time for yourself as possible and not to waste it on someone else's retarded rules.

Remember a 3000 word essay doesn't have to be exactly 3000 words. Concentrate on content not length.

Now go and write it, and don't come back here till it's finished!

I hope you've started writing by now faggot. Remember that some marks are better than no marks. You fucked up leaving it this late but you can salvage something if you start writing right now and don't stop.

I've got 100 words down since I started this thread 1.5 hours ago

The more you write the more you get into the flow. The first few paragraphs are probably the hardest to get down. Get hopped up on caffeine or whatever helps you stay focused, keep writing, and stop checking this fucking thread.

But I like talking to you user

How many hours until it's due, and what's the topic? Did you need to do research beforehand or are you doing that on the fly?

It's due at midnight tomorrow, it's 6:47 right now. I've already done my research throughout the semester, so I'll just reference the articles/books that I remember.
I'm just struggling to write my introduction honestly, already have an outline. Bit worried I don't have enough content for 3000 words.

>tfw 3500 word essay due Thursday morning and I haven't started it yet
>haven't even done the research yet, only have 1 of the 3 books i'm supposed to read for it

I just don't care anymore

>Bit worried I don't have enough content for 3000 words.
Surely that's a bit bendable. Like, plus or minus 10% of the wordcount (so min 2700 words). That's how it always works with my professors anyway.
I wouldn't worry about not having enough content, just get down everything you have now and then if it isn't enough you can start looking for fluff to add.

Or just listen to what people say and never follow them unless they give you that good shit

mine is due at midnight tonight ; - ;
what am i doing here ?????

you have plenty of fucking time to do it faggot just go get it done you have 29 hours

>15 page paper due Tuesday
>1000 word paper due Wednesday
>2 page paper due tomorrow
>250 word assignment due Sunday
>3 extra credit assignments, each 2 pages, due monday

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>taking shitty career counseling class because I waited too long to pick courses
>every lecture crushes me with doubt due to pessimistic personality
>already neglected to do a few assignments before
>have a mock resume due tomorrow (that again I won't do)
>final is due Sunday night and have to talk in front of the class the next day
>don't know how parents will react if I fail the final
it was late August juat a second ago what the fuck

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Hey anons I can proofread just lmk

has anybody ever hired a prostitute or homeless person to aid them in homework? did it work out?

I feel like it'd be a better use of money to hire one of the third parties that this user talked about

Just say everything that needs to be said on the topic, and fuck word count

OP get on my level, I procrastinated til midnight day before and crammed a 21-page essay, got an A

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