There are femanons that just masturbated posting on this board right now and they didn't wash their hands

it's just especially acidic, the crotch in my black underpants usually gets bleached to an orange color eventually.

I hold my little vibe disguised as a lipstick on my button while fisting myself with my other hand.

YESYESYESYESYES I AM SO WORRIED MY FUTURE PARTNER WILL THINK MY VAGINA IS GROSS BECAUSE IT GETS SO ACIDIC IT BLEACHES THE SEAT OF MY UNDERWEAR

Baking soda douche before a date.

My underwear gets bleached too, it's not rare. Don't worry about it.

Nah, just forced myself to be human for a change.

tfw no bleach vagina gf

If anyone needed any more proof that females are literally inhuman hellspawn...

dont lie, you want those femanons to bleach your hair with their acidic vagina juices

>wearing super old underwear on a date
If you've rubbed the dye out of the crotch it gets demoted to period underwear, user.
You can get like five pairs for fifteen bucks at most department stores, and should buy new panties at least twice a year.

actually me, my entire bed smells like feet. it's similar to corn chips. but I use a hitachi over my sweatpants so I don't have to touch myself. I don't like being reminded I have a vagina, and the clean up is bothersome...

Vaginal acidity is one point a fag I knew in highschool would list as a reason for being gay.
But then again, homos eat da poo poo, so-

Can you post pics? I'm intrigued

you can put on a mask but you know you're really a horny goblin pussy rubbing fiend

Its an incredibly disturbing thought, very similiar to fictional aliens having poison or acid saliva or blood. Something went terribly wrong with female evolution

i know you think its cute user dont be shy ;}

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how long does a pair of panties last if you have alien-tier acidic vag juice

>that's what they're talking about
pretty sure that's just called being unhygienic.

Better to rinse with draino since it prevents yeast infections for at least 6 months

I want to marry you, femanon, and take care of you and bath you and then sexy times you until you go crazy one day and stab me to death.

My last words will be, "I forgive you and still love you."

>be weird pouch full of cultures, dead skin, that sometimes entire bodies of tissue come sloughing out of
It makes sense that it has acid in it, it needs to stay clean and stave off infection.

This thread is making me insanely hard

They are washed and clean. The acid lifts the colour.

Depends on a lot of stuff (my diet, how much mucus I excrete, the quality of the garment itself).
The quickest I've had one wear out was four months of intermittent use, the longest one's taken was about a year.

>tfw no dick dissolving gf

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Baby you light up my world like nobody else

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i wonder what happens if you sit on my face 4 hours a night for a month. will it bleach my beard?

the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
and when you smile at the groud it aint hard to tell
you dont know oh oh you dont know youre beautiful~

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this made me smile, that's cute user. it would be very nice to have someone bathe me. I can cook but personal hygiene is a problem for me. I can also show you how sex works especially if you're a virgin

I won't lose it as long as you're faithful to me. i can't handle any criticism due to my avpd... maybe I can cut my initials into you if you like crazy

Any chemists here? I think my dick is kind of based (NaOH, basically a strong base). does that mean i can neutralize acidulous vaginas? base + acid = ? salt and water ? NaOH + H2SO4 ?

>maybe I can cut my initials into you if you like crazy
i am claiming this femanon as my wife, everyone else back the fuck off

Aw dang any other femanons want a husband?

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wow guys this is so wholesome. i will say a prayer for the success of your relationship and the health of your offspring tonight.

her vagina is too acidic to have a kid mang

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I had a girlfriend I would have to bath when the cancer got really bad, so I can help you there. I like to cook too so we can share the duties. (I make a mean karjalanpaisti!)

I would never criticize you, my love.

>tfw we developed the acid to prevent pregnancies from weak, shitty sperm so you're half right

God speed user, I hope you and your future crazy loving waifu go on to have lots of cyborg kids.
I second this notion; Femanons want husbandoos?

even vaginas hate everything beta. this shit aint fair man.

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to be completely honest, i want a husband as soon as possible, who can help me have 5+ kids and provide for me and them while i suck his dick every night. also just the idea of being married makes me blush

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Do you promise to never hold in your farts around me? Just let loose when you gotta?

Betas can obviously survive the womb and be born, look at this board.
The quality of the sperm cells burnt away by twat acid would have just wasted time.resources before they were miscarried or stillborn.

Are you fat?
If no then we're officially husband and wife. I claim this fertile breeding sow as my waifu, no touching.

We both want the exact same thing then.
E-mail your Contact and lets figure this out
>[email protected]

>while i suck his dick every night
that never happens. well maybe a few times, then no.

That sounds so exhausting I'm gonna have to pass

hehe weak sperm loser

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your vagina sucks and stains underwear haha acid pusy

The LARP in this thread is unreal.

shut up beta loser eat my clotted period blood

But now I want to shove a penny in an unkempt fembot pussy and watch to see how long it takes to dissolve and if she will get zinc poisoning.

Do you guys have control over the outer and inner part of your vaginas or is it all involuntary?

I can squeeze the whole thing much like you can do for your asshole and part of colon. But the guys I've fucked say they can't tell when I clench down.

I have kegel muscles that can move my vaginal canal but I can't really move my labia, the same kegel muscles can make the innermost lips kind of "wink"

go ahead and put it in some tomato sauce and force feed it to me bitch, you totally wont, i double dare you

>tfw when no acid spitting crotch winking lips fembot gf.

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Waste of a penny desu.

uhhhh... is he okay?

He's just chillin out

>hiding human blood in tomato sauce
Beef broth would work better, desu

True. I have 10 pounds of zinc ingots in the shop, I'll just sand cast a zinc dildo and see how long that takes to dissolve.

i chose tomato sauce because i want some spaghetti

EYY BBY boomer dad mode reporting

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s-say ah for the airplane user

hello mechanic user i just wanted to say ive been watching you

What was the other thread you were in, I saw it like 10 minutes ago but I forget and I'm too lazy to look

bitch i only like helicopters

Why is this so hot if it's a woman but utterly repulsive if it's a man? I don't think anyone finds a smelly unkempt male neet attractive.

maybe i want the attention lewd

the other fembot one

>like you can do for your asshole and part of colon
>kegel muscles can make the innermost lips kind of "wink"

Interesting, sometimes I pretend I have an invisible string around my dick and pretend its a yoyo.

i figure they can control their vag hole kind of like how we can make our dicks twitch up and down

Can you move your peepee while its soft?

i can only move my peepee when its hard

A little bit, when it's sorta half hard a lot. It makes a decent slapping noise when I hit it against stuff.

I can twist my hard dick in such a way I can fuck my own ass and have.

I got more of these

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I can a little but If I keep doing it blood eventually rushes to it and it grows.

Also, if Im at full mast and I pay close attention, I can see It twitch with my heart beat

only through momentum like this

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I'm erect right now sexy Boomer papa

>slightly crossed eye
>infuriatingly stupid hat

>I still think he's qt
son of a BITCH

what do you hit it on and why

I'm not gay, but if you find me hot go for it,
i was trying to look straight ahead for the camera, also stupid hat is national heritage

>theres a femanon on this board right now that isn't wearing a bra and jiggling all over the place

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Sometimes in the morning when I got a half-morning wood I'll let it rest on the edge of the sink and twitch it up and down. I was getting ready to fap on the toilet the other day and was looking for porn on my phone when I let it rest on the toilet seat and did the same thing. I dunno why I do it, but is it really that surprising that the people here do weird stuff.

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Others can still feel free to enjoy my explanation though.

true, but
>there are men on this board right now who are jiggling more than the femanons
satan would probably like that though

no, satan likes jiggly boobies

i guess it's mostly dudes that i get attetion from, at least get attention from someone

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>there are femanons who are only wearing underwear, have unkempt hair, hunched over and clinging to a pillow while they read your posts.

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>H O T T E

>L O N D O N (E) oreig