Wake up to have breakfast with parents

What do you do for work? Sounds comfy

>NEET thread
>first post is ragie
every time

Honestly that sounds awful. The morning is my favorite part of the day, from about 6am to noon it's the best to be active, more so out in the world because it's much quieter than the afternoon. I'm a NEET too but I'm married to a breadwinner wife that enjoys a homemaker husband

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>I'm married to a breadwinner wife that enjoys a homemaker husband
No you aren't.

sounds comfy as fuck ngl

I am. 11 years of it, no one believes me unless they see it and that's usually when they get negative. That's the only real downside to this lifestyle is it's impossible to keep decent friends when they discover that you don't have a 9-5 grind and you have a cutie that not only hangs off you but provides for you too.

>but I'm married to a breadwinner wife that enjoys a homemaker husband
You mean you're a submissive cuck with a whore wife who fucks her boss while at work.

oh wait I read that wrong, so you're a jobless cuck, that's not comfy at all

Nothing you can say I haven't heard, I get it, the idea a woman could love someone enough to take care of them breaks guys on both sides of the relationship spectrum but we are happily married and loyal to each other.

>dad found me a job a month ago
>think its cool because now i can buy anime stuff
>only work weekends and have only made ~$400 so far
>deliberately given 6 hours a day to avoid giving me a lunch break
>you can only have lunch if you work 7 hours
fuck this

>be me
>neet
>neet bux
>live with parents and pay fuck all in rent
>more money and time than i know what to do with
>always wanted to go to japan because weeb
>horribly depressed because lonely and life is meaningless
>despite having the money and no obligations can't go to japan because i just don't care and have the energy anymore
>all i can think about is how lonely i am and how i wish i was never born
>drink and play vidya all day because it's all i have and i don't even enjoy it

it's not all its cracked up to be

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On the bright side, you only have to work six hours and only on the weekends. So really, you have a five day weekend and you make some money.

>but we are happily married and loyal to each other.
No you aren't. She's 100% fucking her boss or some other dude. Women are literally incapable of respecting or finding a low status man attractive. It's physically impossible. They only respect strength and alphaness. You're nothing but a beta bitch boy for her.

Even his life is still preferable to being a 9-5 wageslave.

I'm a US Marine my nig. The only thing that makes waking up in the morning worth it is the fact that I can enjoy the day with my brothers at arms.

The only thing that sucks is when we're taken to do some buttfuck "Slay" endurance PT where we run with weighted packs, our vests, etc,. and add on weight for the sake of it. Those are the only bad days, but then again it's all for the betterment of yourself and you're doing it with friends so it's not so bad.
t. infantrynigger

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>She's 100% fucking her boss or some other dude.
right because if she wasn't you likely fall apart.
>Women are literally incapable of respecting or finding a low status man attractive.
Women want protective men, as in men that will take care of shit without being told what to do and can fix things without needing fix himself. Money isn't needed for that.
>They only respect strength and alphaness
Dude a fucking male lion just chills at the roost and wreaks shit when threats come, who's to say that isn't user in this situation? You sound more like you are projecting.

>It's another NEET tries to make norimes Seethe but ends up Seething himself.

god I love this place

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I woke up at 5.30pm today.
For the past week or so I've been getting up earliest about 4pm.
I fucking hate this shit.
I've barely seen 2 hours of daylight in a week.

>It's another NEET tries to make norimes Seethe but ends up Seething himself.
Really? I don't feel like I'm seething right now, actually pretty comfy since I don't have to get up for anything in the morning. Maybe I'll stay up until 8 AM, maybe I'll go to bed in an hour. You will never have this freedom.

>who's to say that isn't user in this situation?
He's a fucking househusband. That's basically admitting you're a cuckold bitch.

This. Same goes for anyone with a meaningful career. I could never imagine being a waiter or some bs. Some of my close friends who never left town work at the same local factory and it seems chill as fuck. Like they're all cool with each other and go smoke weed and shit while others look out

>That's basically admitting you're a cuckold bitch.
It's not but you need it to be because it makes it the dream doesn't it? You can be a parasite like OP is on his parents and know what it's like to be desirable to a woman. You need it to be bad, you need her to be a cheater, because if she really loves him, if she really stays true to him, where does that leave you with your love interests?

>be me
>comfy NEET
>living with parents because failure
>horrible depressed
>"get a job user, it'll make you feel better"
>get job
>still horribly depressed, but now I have to spend all day working
>have more money for my big tiddy anime figurines but I can't even display them because my parents are normalfags
>tfw should have remained a NEET

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>tfw have wagecucked at $27 an hour
>tfw have been a neet
>tfw in both cases equally unhappy

>You need it to be bad, you need her to be a cheater
I don't need anything, I simply know these are true. If you weren't bluepilled, you would too.

You're so mad lmao

Honestly I've never been more productive ever since I started going to school and working. When I was neet for 4 years I was so much time. Yes I know some don't good for you for have self sufficiency.

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it's not that my parents don't love me, i just don't love them. I'd honestly rather work 8 hours a day 5 days a week if it meant i had privacy and some peace and quiet. the expendable cash is just a nice bonus.

>he uses the pill meme
So I take it you are in your late 20s/mid 30s, dependent on your parents, and have very little social interaction in real life?

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Here's the paradox: If you were self sufficiency, productive, and good keeping with time you would likely never be a NEET because a NEET is an answer for weak people and cowards.

People can change.
People can go through high and low periods.

My mother doesn't want me to work. Knows I would make a mess of it if I had to interact with people.

>meme
More like reality. But again, what would a bluepiller like you know?

We don't reason with bluepilled anons. He'll learn it the hard way

you were conditioned and for a good reason

I used to think this way till I inherited around 2 million and a house. Now I just wake up, swim, read, jack off and am careful not to drink too much.

I like my life. The unexamined life may not be worth living, but it's pretty fucking fun.