Is masturbating a good workout? What muscles does it strengthen
Drugs degeneracy roastie whores
Gas femoids
She's better looking than him. Video always cracks me up tho
lmao what a fucking incel
Wtf are you on about? She looks like a man.
good for the prostate and the tricep in your good arm
Actually my forearms hurt like hell after wanking. And pull days. I might have tendonitis.
If this didn't happen to you, you are not a Chad.
t. virgin male feminist
I'm more of a Jamie, son of a developer that wants to demolish the rec center.
why didn't he move away? why did he try to act like he's unbothered while weird shit was happening right next to him?
I'd unironically get turned on if this happened to me, even knowing this chick is probably crazy, a drug addicted, full of disease, etc. I'd like her fingers on the spot.
Because he's having a conflict between his dick and his brain
It's causing all other functions to be stalled. Thus, he can't move
is she doing this to protest "manspreading", or because she's drugged out of her mind?
I would’ve bent her over that seat and went ham
Realistically what would you do in this situation? Bear in mind everyone on the bus is looking at her
become a meme
I'd act like we're together and make her get off with me at my stop
Take her to my place and fuck
Then release her back into the wild
Honestly i think id jusr finger blast her, fuck it you only get one life. Do you want to be that beta cuck who said no to finger blasting a roastie on a public bus/train, or the alpha Chad who made a slut climax in front of 20 other ppl.
The issue is when she sees the video two months later and is laughing stock of her friends. Rape accusation inbound, which wouldn't be hard to defend against, but still inconvenient.
Women who do shit like this are mentally broken and socially dangerous.
I'd guess she was straight crazy homeless. Normal people dont jerk off on NJ Transit. Probably yell at her and leave idk.
It's kinda tricky cause she looks kinda normal.
I mean if she literally took my hand and put it down her pants its hard to say rape, so yeah easy to defend but annoying i concur. I get what you are saying user. Mentally broken sluts though are the best fucks ive ever had though.
Release massive amounts of protein farts
i think she's under the influence of something. i'd do this if she was really interested in having sex by the time she got back to my appartment, no doubt, but she looks like a normal girl and when her high dies down, she may not want to anymore. so i'd probably just get her a cup of coffee at my place and talk about life.
Not homeless, she has a purse, dude. She's just drunk coming back from a club where she thought she'd get pounded.
>take her home
>force feed her eggs
Never stick your dick in crazy. I'd nope the fuck out of there, don't want no STDs/rape charges/social justice backlash.
Literally 'you do have to eat the eggs' tier autism.
Chad doesn't do one-sided things like fingering unless it's to please himself. Chad doesn't pleasure others.
Drunk, horny, completely unaware of where she is i.e. drunk, etc.
I really hope you guys understand how quickly you'll be charged with rape if you did this.
These anons get it.
Don't worry,Jeff I would never look at crossdressing queers anyway
Since I usually fap by squeazing my benis inside my pants my left hand has a bigger Abductor pollicis or whatever is the name of the muscle that get's stronger by doing grip exercises than my right, eventhough I'm right handed. So there you have It OP
Rape accusation
She's probably crazy and has multiple stds
Probably has a GF/WIfe
People are watching/filming and they'll call the cops/we'd be watching it on Jow Forums for years if he tosses her over his shoulder or pounds her out right then and there
Lot of reasons to not go for it.
But if i was there I'd probably have threw her over my shoulder at the next stop and fucked her balls deep till I drained my balls in her and lefter passed out and sore in a motel room with money for a cab on the table.
no lie, that's how every female behaves around attractive males
btw is that Jon Zherka?
I just want to meet a slut brehs
i'm going to be the one to say it, but isn't it funny she's a white women sexually harassing an indian guy? Like is she doing this to him because creepy indians send her "bobs and vagene" on social media, and this is a way to get back at them? will women white start harassing and maybe even raping indian men in the future? what can we do to stop this?
brachialis
>weird
Clearly you've never been to New York
This. I once had a friends gf try to fuck me in front of him and I'm a good dude so I didn't but my dick wouldn't let me leave
so what did you do?
That guy is a virgin. Probably browses r9k
probably switch sits while looking uncomfortable as fuck
Probably do what the guy in the webm is doing but get her number and text her in a few days.
RAPE
Well I was super baked because I was a stoner then. She gave me a vial of scented hand sanitizer and said that it's gross for guys to finger girls without washing their hands. It took me a minute to compute this then I got a boner. He went to sleep in the other room and told me I was a bad dude. I told him I was just waiting to stop being high and go home. He went to sleep. She kept coming on to me and we played mario kart. Then she put her legs on me and I moved them off of me and went home. My friend was a cuck, he went into debt for her, and she was a fucking nutcase. She was moderately hot though.
This guy fucks.
Some men will sacrifice everything for 5 minutes of refurbished roast beef pussy.
OH GOD SO SEXY OG GOD
I WOULD HAVE LIFTED HER SHIRT AND STARTED SUCKING HER BELLYBUTTON SO HARD.
MHMM. THEN SHE TOUCHING MY COCK THROUGH MY JEANS. THEN SHE PULLS HER LEGGINGS DOWN AND WE LAY ON SEAT. SHE SIT ON MY FACE AND I DRINK HER NUTRIOTOUS URINE. O AM I AM A URINAL. I LOVE PEEPEE. I WANT HER GUSHY ALREADY SOAKING WET PUSSY GRINDINF ON MY LIPS. SUCKING MY UNCUT COCK. THEN WE FUCK. FUCK SO HARD SO MUCH. THEN LATER I TAKE HER HOME. WE GO ON TWITTER ANS WE FUCK TO OUR NEW SEXTAPE. THEN K KILL HER. BECAYSE I LOVE HER. SO SHE MIST SYFFER
and then i would bring her a bowl of hard boiled eggs
this, only this
>rape
>she tried to grab his arm
So, who is "raping"? (fucking first worlders)
I'd probably just sperg the fuck out.
Only men can rape. You haven't been paying attention, have you?
Actually...when i have a serious good fap session, my heart rate shoots up.
Its good for cardio and working out the bloodflow to the penile tissue.
Guess the faptime.
my right forearm is 1 inch bigger than my left so increase forearm girth
When did white girls start liking brown guys?
Get up and find a new seat
This
Tried to get "raped" once, girl all over me, trying to do shit like OP webm, trying to take my shirt off, trying to kiss me etc, but because im physically stronger i denied her, but basically it was a rape encounter
Police would laugh if i called that shit in, people generally laugh at my story
Ignore her like I do all crazy people.
Only proper answer
I got "raped" by a guy at a party once. I was fucked up laying on the couch, he pulled my dick out and started blowing me. I told him to stop, apologized for not being gay, and moved to a different couch. End of my shitty story.
The second she sobers up she would scream rape. The second.
Fucking gross.