Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #35

Previous thread>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below, thanks to you all. People who enter the thread may post their liist at will, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
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FAQ:
>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me then?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
No, all of your information will be protected. The recipient will not see any info.
>How can I post my Wishlist without being blocked by the filter?
Press the Share Envelope and copy the permalink. If that doesn't work, remove the dot from your link.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!
This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others.
>Last year people bought stuff for others and then cancelled them to epic fucking troll us!
And they did that the previous year, and the year before that too. It happens when you have Amazon wishlists, it's disappointing to lose out on a gift, but the item will just go back on your list like they never screwed with you at all.
Remember to have a good time, a lot of us don't have much else going for us in the year, so this event can be fun if you follow the guidelines and tips. Remember to post images of whatever you get so we can make new compilations, big thanks to all participants this year and on and so on and so on and such.

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DO NOT "INVITE" PEOPLE TO YOUR LIST, use "send list to others" instead, thanks

THINGS TO IGNORE:
>PEOPLE BUYING THE ENTIRETY OF YOU AND OTHERS LISTS, NO MATTER HOW EXPENSIVE

>heh, you fuckin idiots...last year i got an epic haul by making fake addresses and got tons of gifts for free...im doin it this time again too :))))

>look at all these things you guys bought my baby, that i totally didn't buy off my own wishlist and post pics with to fuck the thread up!

>god damnit this shit again??? clogging up the top threads of r9k, how else am i gonna see 10 trap threads?????

>DISCORDS DISCORDS DISCORDS

BEST PRACTICES:

>Do not reply to anons claiming to have ##$ for any anons replying to their reply.

>Do not engage with Rich Fags

>Grinchers want attention, do not give them attention thanks

>keep the thread comfy

>do not have Nintendo Switches on your list

>If you claim to have bought something, post proof in the thread

>Trip codes are welcome and even encouraged in this thread

>Do not respond fall for, "Hi, just off to work, I'll look when I get back but here is my list NOW" or "I don't have money rn, but I get paid this Friday, this is my link NOW btw" thanks you guys oregano

>Don't reply to bait in general thanks

Thanks, guys, have a good christmas all.

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hey babes, merry christmas

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Have a good evening, anons. Click this link for free self gratification
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Here's a bunch of blank colored skeleton santas, some have text and animations, and the comic book version. No numbers so anyone can add them and make the thread.

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hello fello robots!
If I get dubs then you have to buy me something, sound good?
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love ya'!

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Hide QR and links in your thank you images to prevent grinchfags from sending the Gifter an "Ahahahaha! You gifted me again, drink bleach, faggot" message to the gifter in an attempt to demoralize senders.

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hey kirby user, do you have a plush collection? since you have plushies on your list?

im meeting a craigslist seller tomorrow. how do i leave a good impression? im already shaving but
>do i wear my best shoes?
>do i wear my best jacket?
>what if its a girl or black person?
>do i message after the sale?
>what if the condition isnt up to my standard?
please help me

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COZY POSTING ONLY IN THIS THREAD!

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merry christmas niggers

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grinch-chan will baptise and cleanse this thread

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finna post this on reddit r/Jow Forums, r/meirl, and some other subs. gonna get a ton of upvotes and new gifters in the threads tomorrow.

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No, I just wanted something for my brother because he's depressed and likes kirby and plushes

not samefaggin' so fuck you

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dont do it, reddit beggars will flock

everyone on craigslist are poor or niggers or white trash, doesnt matter what you wear, carry a gun

Don't wear anything that will make you look like a bum. Bring someone you trust just in case, cause >CL.

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everybody get your lists grinch-proofed, amigos
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We'll all be reminded how much comfier it was, and when they get bored and leave there'll be less grinches because of it

If these threads arent dead...
Can I have an Eulers Disk?
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calm down first, and you should were something nice but don't got overboard, take your time and plan out what you gonna do.

tired of adding my stuff back so ill just keep this simple
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CONTEST: Reply to this post with your favorite webm to not get shit at the end

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Dude fuck off for gods sake

a craigslist seller?

You want to look your best for a craigslist deal?

The absolute state of... well, you. What the fuck? People who make deals on craigslist are sweaty ass working class people who specifically are trying to avoid formalities that aren't within their impoverished lifestyle.

You sound like a salty nigger who's mad he hasn't gotten anything yet.

>tfw cant fully grinchproof my list because I keep getting pajeet and russian brides for support.

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fuck you so upset about? more people the better

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can I please have the cable or sound thing because I really need it to work please anons
the rest is for pleasure or for myself

pic semi-related mommy-ism is the best

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>post office is closed tomorrow
Fuck, I was supposed to mail out some shit tomorrow. Thanks, Bush

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merry fuckersmas.
you anons better have cheap shit.
I know I do.

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How many times have you anons been Grinched? I am at like 5. I just want this crab mug more than anything though.

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what's the source of the image?

oh, still that's very nice of you.

where the fuck did you get that footage of my dongconcert

sorry user I dont know, this picture is my apology

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It really is a cool crab mug

Joke's on you, I won't get shit either way

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Twice, once before I knew what he was, and once via pretend purchase.

apology gift accepted.
Don't disappoint me again, user.

its a cool mug but damn that much for a mug

useless
Here you go, my dude
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>foreign
>a dollar store looking mug costs 30 dollars

That's probably why.

so can anyone make these threads now?
or will people get pissed if it's not secret sandler

if any roasties post in this thread i will detonate a nuclear weapon in new york city

dead-end site, user.

Stay Comfy Everyone!

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The site works just fine, newfag

Yeah. It is alright though.

Perhaps. Still. It is a nice mug to me.

fucker. Didn't work for me, but found it here:
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Yeah. Fuck it, I guess.

i-im sorry
here's another form of my apology since you're new
you need an e hentai forum account. play their forum game wait a bit after logging into the account. Then you can access sad panda. Google it.

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STILL HOPEFUL I HAVENT GOTTEN ANYTHING BUT I WONT GIVE UP

thanks user

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found this rare pepe cup
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HEY GUIZSE

HEY GYUIZCE

Used copies are fine
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I know you're doing this to troll us, but still, don't send those people here. There's no reason to be this much of a dick.

HAY GUIZE

Hey anons. How are you feeling this Christmas season? I hope that these threads help you stay as comfy and cozy as they make me. I am going to spend Christmas with my kitty and some cocoa. Hopefully I can get something for him. Here is my list. Merry Christmas!

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HEYY GUYSZ

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Mewwy Chwismas everyone.
Be sure to frogpost for your vitamin intake.
And gwinches be sure to drink some coco to warm up your cold hearts.
Stay warm n cozy anons.
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To the k-on user, the order worked. I was too scared to contact the bank wagies to cancel it

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Just leaving this here, I guess.
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user who bought me a sweater you in here?

Hey........guyys?

reminder to join the master race of wishlists

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you were grinched dude. no one claimed to buy it for you in the previous threads

What's your list, friend?

It was some charcoal grey sweater.

Maybe user bought it and hasn't checked the threads?

who is ready for Christmas?
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If you post your list, we can maybe help you figure something out. Just mentioning it isn't gonna solve anything.

Did user ever get his damn book?

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Hello there, buy me some Doritos please ;w; amzn.eu/j9lO6Ev

Keep posting until the threads come to a close, see if he ever replies. Unfortunately, some people just post their lists, then never come back.

I think I am. Me and my cat love watching the snow and the fire. Hope you Christmas is comfy!

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If nothing else the books would be amazing. I'm just posting things I would get myself if I weren't a poorfag.

kind of, just prepping I guess? need to get a job. Hasn't felt like christmas since I was 16. Being in my mid twenties is sobering.

>gifted 10 people in the past two years
>only 3 posted pictures or even said thank you
fuck em, i'm not gifting anymore

you have a cat , can i see. i love cats

i got my first job last and i'm all ready a manager but shit pay.

I would post a pic if anyone would bother gifting me at all and I'd drawfag for the person
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user please reconsider
nice! it might be shit but hopefully you dont have to deal with people who aggravate you

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Hey, Anons. How's the holiday season been to you so far?

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I mean, with all the grinching that's been going on and I've been doing :^) it'd be nice to know. We're not all monsters here, just anonymous.

This one of them. I have another at my mom's house. His name is Donald. I put a thing for him on my list, so I hope he gets it.

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hey anons im having trouble. so someone bought something for me, how do i know if ive been grinched or not because they bought it on Thursday and haven't refunded yet so it would be great if you guys could help.

These are real comf hours
who else sipping

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Marry christmas robots.
We made it through another year.

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I'm shitfaced and thinking of running my arm through my bandsaw and bleeding out in the cold.

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finally grinch proofed my list after hours
apparently the past few days have been non stop grinches and I even bought people stuff :'(
reply and I will try to give back!!!

Happy Holidaysssss

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Get $10 hour. you get used to the shit customers but sometimes you have does really mean ones that make you want to scream back at them

Cocoa time :)

I'd post and be eternally grateful.
Mmany of the people who post their list are from different boards who just post and leave.

atleast you have a bandsaw user
maybe instead of doing that you can shitpost and fap

I did it last year when someone bought me a last minute gift, but have no idea if he saw it. It was a box of chocolates.

I could do anything you listed or the thing I listed and it wouldn't matter to anyone.

I made the previous one and no one minded. Same thing last year. I made a couple, no one freaked out. Even then, I'm personally more comfortable with Sandler himself making these threads simce he started them.

2nd gift just came in! Thank you again to robot-santa! Wasn't sure about this since no one said anything so i thought it could've been a grinch. Nonetheless my first gift was the table, just to let you anons know there are some real robots in here gifting and receiving despite everything. Happy Holidays everybody!

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On the off chance this is not a troll or a ridiculous exaggeration,
>gifting random people instead of sticking around lurking and seeing who regularly posts their lists, who's legit and who's just doing a drive by
I mean, nothing wrong with a random act of kindness, but if you don't even lurk a bit before you gift how can you have expectations?