Mire thread

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>Ugly ghetto black chick looks me up and down
>then ooks me right in the eyes and says “FUCK you’re healthy”

Still the best compliment I’ve ever received.

>Have Multiple Schlerosis
>Feelsbadman, but it really does not affect me in my day to day life. I have had 1 relapse in my entire life.
>Neurologist is lady in her 50s, looks like she was hot AF 10-15 years ago.
>She does a test to see if my nervous system works as it should
>Touches my arms as part of the test.
>Audible "Wow"

Never stop lifting, bros.

>Be 24
>art fag who been lifting 2 years now, used to be depressed in highschool
>now confident enough to go out and shit
>occasionally do live paintings (go out to events and set up canvas, paint in front of big crowds)
>blondie 7/10 approaches
>cute little hipster girl with glasses
>tells me about some studio that throws art events blah blah
>"oh cool, here's my business card. Text me the info about it"
>she leaves then comes back with food
>feeds me like a baby lol
>keep focused on my painting
>says she gtg, kisses my cheek and never hear from her again.

She was drinking but not drunk. They like when you ignore them and focus on your passion. I'm married so I'm sure she saw my ring, they like that shit too.

Based user looking after the homeless

>walk into auto parts zone
>black woman aks what i want m'am
>unfolds 3 seconds later laughing turning her face away realizing im a guy
what does this mean

kek

that girl was a feeder user, you could have become huuuge under her wise guidance

>playing with gf at work
>pick her up and throw her over my shoulder so we can retire to a utility closet to bang
>"damn user you're stronger than you look!"
>"tha-...what?"
>"I, I just meant that-"
>slam her ass in nearest garbage receptacle
>quit on the spot by snipping my tie off
>roll out proud
>"oh user! Are you leaving early toda-"
>spit on receptionist and swipe a stack of papers off her desk
>retire to the gym and stare at my back for hours
Perfect

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he could've dethroned Boogie

Post your work.

You’re destined to be a trap

Someone post that story and comic with mires, thots and dunks.

This one's my favourite because it looks so wonderfully innocent:
youtube.com/watch?v=0_22rp1xRVk
also she really is a qt3.14

start watching around 8:20

Correct response.

Posted this in a previous thread. It's the tard mire story.

>be at work
>helping a couple with a kid deficient in development
>kid making noises while pacing around parents
>not paying much attention to him
>feel a small hand grab my tricep
>itbegins.jpg
>the kid holds his grip while the potato sounds amplify in volume to a high pitched yell
>knew that if I struggled, it would only get worse
>parents had to pull the kid off of me by force
>parents apologized excessively over the screeching of the chromosomal surplus before fast walking away

>Chromosomal surplus

Kek, nice one user.

did u fap to that?

BASED

>be me
>laying with girl after sex
>used to be fatass
>still have very red and visible stretch marks on my now visible abs
>girl finds them and starts putting her finger in the little groove
>Instinctively knock her hand away
>"i like it user, it shows how hard you worked to be so good looking"

Genuinely one of the best compliments I've ever had.

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IT'S MAN

KEK

>be me with friend
>girl i knew from old school sees us and greets my mate
>we talked a few times back in the days but never too much
>she says smth like "do i know you?"
>while looking down and up and starring at my veiny arms

feels good that she didnt recognize me eventho we talked several times back in the days. i was a skinny faggot with ugly hair and glasses back in the days

Put a baby in her and bail, user. I've seeded the south with half-white babies and black/latino mothers looking for child support under the fake name I give out.

>be infantry veteran
>training in gym and see qt looking lost
>ask her if she knows that she's doing
>it's her first day in the gym so I decide to give her some advice
>teach her how to perform the main lifts
>front/back squats, deadlifts, bench, ohp
>whole time she was saying how strong I am and getting touchy feely
>get her number under the pretext of sending her a workout and nutritional info
>she mentions her boyfriend is currently deployed and she needs a 'training partner'
>send her link to Jow Forums sticky
>block and delete number
>not gonna become Jody

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What's a relapse and how old were you when you got diagnosed?

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>was at work
>drunk Asian at
>she starts flirting with me hard
>awkwardly smile at her mom that was with her
>her mom awkwardly smiles at me

If her mom wasn't there and I wasn't working I would have taken advantage of it.

>Be me at gym
>Finished arm day
>Checking myself out in mirror
>Notice that my arms are looking good
>”Damn my arms are looking good”
>Actually best mire Ive gotten
Why am I so alone bros?

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>give it to a homeless guy cause he needs the gains more than me
lol'd

this is holy

Based and militarypilled

because you sit around looking at your muscles in the mirror instead of talking to people you DYEL goober

Someone in corporate asked me what i've been doing.

Mentions I'm starting to look tapered

Mentions that my frame is now wider than his, and when I first started workin there his frame was larger.

>keep doing whatever you're doing

Very blessed and unexpected mire.

i love the bionicle in the first part

>you could flex all day but they'll steal her with a single song

Don't forget those poetry gains breh

>having an arm day
that is why you are alone

>Me, attempting to reconnect with old friends
>Random ex messages me over social media
>insults me, brags about her baby daddy, etc.
>ask qt gym wheyfu friend to take pic with me, squeezing my cheeks for a gym selfie
>sent to ex, blocked immediately
>thank friend by taking her to dinner/drinks
>we both end up too drunk to drive safely
>shack up with friend at nearby hotel
>wake up in bed, she is holding my arm against her breasts, 2 used condoms on the nightstand

had a good weekend, how about you Jow Forumsizens?

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>not being chad and jodypilled
Ngmi

fucking nice

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Go back to /ic/

go out and shit?

glad you worked through this issue.

>getting annual checkup
>qt nurse comes in and gives me eyes
>see doctor, regular doctor stuff
>doc leaves
>nurse will be in to give you flu shot
>comes into room
>I had to get a different needle because you are so muscular
>smiles and sticks me with shot
>have to pretend I’m not afraid of needles bc I want her to still like me
>married so doesn’t really matter

I don’t know why but that one made me feel really good.

She had a dick too!?

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it's when you break nofap. he got ms from masturbating

Based bro

I'm just fucking clueless
>At a country and Western bar
>Hanging out waiting for my friends to show up
>Girl starts flirting, asks me what I'm driving, making small talk, "Oh that's interesting"
>Asks if I can show her the exit
>Oh yeah it's just over there
>"T-Thanks" as she walks out

Stop!!

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Kek

an excellent story
bless

>Our guitars don't make loud noises
PUSSIES

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Dodged a bullet. A woman that asks about your car only wants your money.

Good good

>Not getting his info and sending compromising screenshots to her boyfriend
Gotta let your brothers know when a girl is hoeing around on him.

the best compliment there is. godspeed, user.

My Jeff Seid portrait

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His head is way too small for his body.

too drunk to remember sex? you fucked up matey.

>that feeling when two black women do the "mmmhmm delicious" right when passing you.
>best

respect bro

>watching a movie or playing vidya with friends one weekend
>hadn't had a haircut in months, so my hair was getting pretty poofy
>buddy's GF start's playing with my hair
>"haha user, i'd kill to have hair like yours!"
>when i get up my hair's braided
also one time in a store me and my brothers passed a black lady and she actually fucking said "damn them some big crackas"

On a 1 to 10 scale either Jeff is a fucking monstrosity or you fucked up his proportions.
Otherwise not that bad.

Kek you bastard

Its when your immune system for some god awful reason chooses to attack the fatty sheath that surrounds your nerves. Also referred to as a flare or attack

I was 26 when I was diagnosed, after my first and only flare so far. Almost overnight the vision in my right eye became super fucking blurry and I was super exhausted out of nowhere and my mind became super foggy.
Took about of a month of MRIs and tests after that before I was diagnosed.

If that is true it was worth it.

>ooks

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your a good user may swole jesus keep you safe from injuries

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The only real world mire I've ever had was at a comedy show a couple of years ago.

Woman with a bloke next to me was kind of rowdy throughout the whole thing, but at the end she came over to me and asked if she could touch my arms. Shit was cash.

Kek

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Winking and homeless helping

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no, just an excuse not to leave. I've fucked up situations like this before, it is an amateur play, really.

I was walking past a window when this handsome chap caught my eye. I smiled, he smiled.

Anyone else mirror mire?

Recent story but I'm also autistic so I don't know whether I was being mired or made fun of.
>be me last year at UFC event in LA
>been liftin for awhile most noticeable gains for me are traps and delts
>was sitting there with all my brothers and Dad
>noticed this white girl sitting right in front of us staring at me super cute and hot but can't tell if underage or not
>she was with her dad and little bro
>at one point she had her phone out and I caught her using the selfie cam but she has it pointed directly at me and she quickly puts it down when I noticed.
>afterwards whole entire time during the event she'd turn around look at me

Was she's mirin or was she just noticing how retarded I am which is it

Another instance like this when I was flying back home day after I was sitting in a restaurant in the airport just on my phone and another white girl same description sitting with her mom would look at me every now and then and we'd both lock eyes or I'd catch her doing it and she'd laugh or smile

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She liked you. If she didn't, she would have paid you no heed.

that's incredible. i hope you told her what it meant to you so that she doesn't feel bad for it

I havent laughed this hard in a while

and see I've shared this story with girls I'm fucking now and they say the same thing but unless a girl flat out tells me she wants to mess around I go full retard in scenarios like that and assume the worst.

>out to dinner with some of my friends
>been lifting for 4 months now
>weather was unseasonally warm so I'm in a tshirt
>"y'know, user is actually getting kinda ripped"
>"yeah, usually he's in baggy clothes but wow"

r u bleck

Absolutly based and chadpilled. On a sidenote, how is a doorgunner percieved by the infantry?

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I might just be. Lot of instances like this have happened before tho

>be me last gym I went to was on army base
>prior service fag
>I was a regular there knew everyone and one of the decent sized ones
>everyone had remembered me from my bulk and when I cut really hard
>I always saw this super hot Filipino girl who would come in with her army cook small husband lol
>we'd always workout opposite of each other either squats or dls
>her husband would constantly glare at dudes that stared at her and she'd always stare at me
>one day we both leave gym same time
>shes alone and were walking to parking to alone
>she breaks the silence and asks me if my truck is stick shift
>huh?
>she repeats the question
>i drive a Nissan titan
>I say no its automatic and say i dont think they make this truck manual
>She says cause it sounded like it was
>again HUH??
>we say bye to each other she smiles and gets into her honda civic si
>huh?

my truck has a loud exhaust maybe thats why? or did she spaz and ask me a retarded question what was it guys

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seems it was the only thing she could come up with

I know this feel. She's not married though (college gym).

My gf of 2 years has a super hot friend, we'll call her Stacy. Recently I've gotten a little more swole and i think maybe Stacy has started to notice.

Example 1:
>Stacy recently went on holiday with my gf,
>everytime I call my gf while they were overseas, she'll yell out 'hi user' so I can hear it over the phone.
>When stacy came back from holiday with my gf i picked them up from the airport,
>she was commenting on how tanned they got.
>Stacy goes 'user, look at my tan, see the tan lines?'
>Pulls up her sleeve and shows me her shoulder
>stacy then took off her flip flops and showed me her toes for several seconds

Example 2:
>Stacy openly admitted to facebook stalking me

Example 3:
>The other day when me, Stacy, 2 other gf's school friends, my gf and I all went to lunch.
>Stacy was sitting opposite me to the left. I asked her a question directly a couple of times.
>She didn't look at me when i ask her a question directly.
>Instead she just looks opposite to the friend next to me and answers her and pretends I don't exist.
>But then later I made some shitty joke and she started giggling so hard when none of the other friends were laughing (they all heard it).

Example 4:
>talking with gf's friends in the park about which celebrities we think are hot
>i then proceed to say all the ones we just mentioned were ugly
>stacy asks me who i think is hot
>i just look at stacy awkwardly then turn to face my gf.

Example 5:
>prank my gf in front of stacy
>Stacy starts going 'OMG YOU'RE SOOOO MEAN'

Example 6:
>Insult stacy by basically asking if shes intelligent enough for me
>stacy laughs and calls me a funny one

Example 7:
>Stacy sometimes asks my gf if i'm coming to certain events. 'hey, is user coming?'
does she like me?

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uff, this post

that pasta was never funny...

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Chortled

Mirin' yourself is the best kind of mire