Manlet thread

>go to my gym
>manlet at the macine with the pulldown bar (see pic)
>can't reach the bar
>sits on a stack of 2 plates to reach the bar

fucking manlets just give up

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>implying manlets won't used as Zerg rush fodder first

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me on the right

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5'6-5'10 is the best height range for the domination of social situations.
This is because of the "subtle alpha" aesthetics the shorter man always gives off. The shorter man will always dominate through his "style", his "sleekness" and most usually through his intellectual power. Taller men can not pull this off, so they have to dominate in a much "in your face" and "raw" way.

tallfags are also hilariously uncoordinated, try judo throwing them just for fun, you'll be surprised at how fucking easy and stupid they look when you do

Being a manlet hasn’t kept me down, just lower.

>be me
>5'3
>need the pulldown because the pull up bar is already taken
>have to get on the tip of my toes to reach the thing

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You think being taller than 5'5 is alpha? Wrong fucker, 5'1-5'5 is the best height range for the domination of social situations.
This is because of the "subtle alpha" aesthetics the shorter man always gives off. The shorter man will always dominate through his "style", his "sleekness" and most usually through his intellectual power. Taller men can not pull this off, so they have to dominate in a much "in your face" and "raw" way.

You think being shorter than 5'6 is alpha? Wrong fucker, 5'6-5'10 is the best height range for the domination of social situations.
This is because of the "subtle alpha" aesthetics the shorter man always gives off. The shorter man will always dominate through his "style", his "sleekness" and most usually through his intellectual power. Taller men can not pull this off, so they have to dominate in a much "in your face" and "raw" way. I hope you don’t think you’re big, beta cuck. I’m 5’7 112 lbs and I would easily parry your lanky weak ass strikes irl and knock you on your weak lanky ass with my superior experienced technique and speed. Stay coping tho

5'6-5'10 is the best height range for the domination of shitposting situations.
This is because of the "shameless shitposter" attitude the manlet always gives off. The manlet will always dominate through his "persistence", his "rudeness" and most usually through his barefaced temerity. Chads can not be assed to deal with this, so they shake their head and move on in a "patronizing" and "resigned" way.

>I don't hate shorties
Yes you do. I'm a manlet myself (5'8") and I hate manlets because they're always starting fights for no fucking reason. I'm fully aware that it isn't every manlet doing it, its just a really loud minority of them, but it still pisses me off because I always have to be on guard around manlets
>be me, out for a drink with friendos trying to pick up stacys
>i'm at bar ordering drink when 5'2" manlet approaches and asks if he has a problem with me
>not really sure whats happening so I try calming situation but then realise what's happening
>look further back and see he's with his friends and gf, hes causing trouble to act tough in front of them
>fuck it, there's no way this is ending well and if I ignore him he will just sucker punch me or something so ask to step outside
>we go outside and his friends and gf follow
>he wants to fight me and I see his friends getting ready to fight
>explain mental gymnastics to him, it doesn't take a tough guy to jump someone 5 on 1 and that just makes him a pussy
>his gf starts laughing, agrees with the shit I say and starts calling him a pussy
>tells him to fight me like a man, then his friends all go inside and its just me and him, plus his gf watching
>all of a sudden his courage is all gone and he says he's sorry, looks like hes about to cry
Why is it that troublemakers are always such bitches when they're alone? Also I'd just like to confirm that I have had this happen with lanklets before too, but this kind of behaviour is significantly more common in manlets

> Karl Lagerfeld revealed his aversion to short men: "The worst is ugly short men. Women can be short, but for men it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life - to be born short. I have never been friends with a short man in my life. Don't trust them; they are mean, and they want to kill you."

vogue.co.uk/article/karl-lagerfeld-believed-short-men-wanted-to-kill-him

>Karl Lagerfeld
>178
>calling other men short
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN ???

Smaller.

You're a little guy

>is there a height category at body comps?
>R-right GG-Guys....?

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I'm 180cm, am I a manlet?
My brother is 178, is he a manlet?

Yes and yes. But your brother is more of a manlet than you.

irl? above average (I get called tall frequently)
on fit? turbomanlet
t.180

>they are mean, and they want to kill you
What did he mean by this?

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>"The worst is ugly short men. Women can be short, but for men it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life - to be born short. I have never been friends with a short man in my life. Don't trust them; they are mean, and they want to kill you."

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Lol I don't think anyone is actually 5'9" or 6'0". I'm fucking 5'8" and most guys who say they're 5'9" are shorter than me, and most who say they're 6'0" are a centimetre taller than me at most, and now I'm convinced than 5'9" and 6'0" dudes don't actually exist. I just wish people could stop been insecure faggots and be honest about their height

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Guys stop

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same. i took a stats class last semester and we were calculating the distribution of our class' heights. i told them im 5'8 and 2 dudes my height said they were 5'10 . idk why people are so insecure about this shit. i wear chucks everywhere but i see so many dudes wear clownshoes that bump them up a few inches

smaller

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Most alpha copypasta currently

F

>5'3
>bald and ugly at 20
what am i supposed to fucking do

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>mfw gayfag so height is irrelevant
daily reminder that roastie giraffes are here to stay boys; newer generations tend to be taller while your height will only decline with age
if you're 5'10, by the time you're 40 every thot will be as tall as you without heels
absolute c o p e

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yes, that's what he just wrote

somebody post a picture of me

please stop guys....

She’s dripping wet right there.

>he hasnt taken the manlet pill yet
grim

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