Fembots, we post our ideal guy

So this is the power of female autism.

Male hapas larping again

Oh phooey I'm only off by a couple. Oh well

Yes unironically. The reason I am an active member of society is so that one day I can meet my husband. I wont meet him if I stay home all day. My parents know Im u n i q u e so they have sent me to college in hopes of finding a nice guy who will marry me and provide for me after they die. The only reason I cook, clean and take care of myself is because I want to impress my future husband.

This is so fucking stupid, how old are you? I don't believe any woman would write this shit, you sound like a sperg

>cook
>clean
>take care of myself
Those are very basic things, nobody is impressed by that shit. Are you sheltered?

did you make this when you were 12?

A lot of Eurasians are kinda hot. Especially the picture related.

GOD that this sort of comments MAKE ME LOVE MY DEVIOUS LITTLE CUTIE PIE MORE AND MORE. You idiots you think you are going to make everyone feel repelled by him with writing your LIES about his looks.

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Girl do i have a perfect guy for you

>Ugly ass, gay alien-looking ass, aspie hair ass,

I wonder what "aspie hair ass" means? I think that his hair was GORGEOUS.

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Why not just write Chad in big words instead of doing three paragraphs

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It's that Tahlia girl from YouTube. She forgot to add ACNE SCARS to her list for some reason. I know that it is her because she is doing everything in her life, including having education, to marry well and make 3 children. She was sent to this decade from the 19th century.

Here he is. I love him so. Please give him to me please.

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Lmao you want a total cuck in the body of an alpha. Good luck sis

>scrawny
>5'8
>pale
>messy hair
alpha?

>predator eyes
>140 IQ
>2000+ total skill in runescape
>electrical engineer

There goes 99.99% of Jow Forums users in the past 10 yearsgoogle.com/recaptcha

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>5'10
>120iq
>neet, not electrical engineer
>no beautymarks
>currently fat

otherwise, would be me. too bad i'm not a faggot like you.

>going death
why on earth?

what are "predator eyes"? do i have predator eyes? or are they the ones that are squinty like Clint Eastwoods?

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>Mixed guys make my heart go BOOM BOOM
They all say that until they see me

I'm a roastie but I never got why women get so pissed off about men leaving the toilet seat up? It's a common joke in TV shows/movies featuring men and women living together. Just put it down it takes like 0.5 seconds. I guess you could make the same argument with men putting it down in the first place, but I don't give a shit as long as he doesn't piss all over the floor.
pic unrelated

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hey that's actually me minus the electrical engineer part

That's all a female needs to find love: Exist

Literally have the exact same body type, height, hair, going biking, and glasses... That's actually creepy. Are you stalking me?

I live with my mom. It is not instinctive for me to pull the seat down or even check to see if it is down. When family members come to visit and they leave the seat up I almost fall into the toilet if I dont notice.

My ideal guy is my friend
I'm not posting him here
He's perfection

What is your mix user? Im sure youre not that bad

Best of luck to both of you. Very wholesome post.

Tahlia is super cute. I know a lot of people say she's old school but I just think she's elegant

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Holy shit, I hate these threads so much.
Please get the fuck off of this board forever females. This place is for us to get away from
your autism, not for you to post your selfish
and universally identical chad checklists. I
hope you all suffer working in grocery stores
for minimum wage with 20 cats at home and
no chad to take care of you for the rest of your
days.

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>What is your mix user?
White, black and indigenous
I've been called Venezuelan, Mexican and middle eastern

sounds hot desu
I like mulattos as well

My Ideal bf, peak masculinity

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>1. has lots of money
>2. has lots of money
>3. has lots of money
>4. he must have straght or wavy or any other kind of brown wait no black or maybe just any hair
jesus fuck

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I don't have the mulatto facial characteristics that drives girls crazy but thanks

You think she is elegant, because she is "old school" so that some of the incels could have her too, as she is in the need of a supporter.

She is cute. But she is FULL OF LIES. She might be old school for real, but she keeps parroting incels and hating women mostly to flirt with her incel audiences, to gain some kind of YouTube popularity and validation. She is clever enough to realize, that if she had been studying in a mixed gender school, she would've been bullied hard by males as well, having that pig nose. So there really is not any basis for her women hatred, except for her attempts to get some views. Also she does not appear to be like a youth who experienced some severe bullying in past. She is far too self-confident and positive in her videos. She also lied about her parents planning to kill themselves after she moves away. It does not add up, as if that would be the case, she would be giving a shit about the size of her nose, complaining about it in the internet, Also that description of a looney house full of crazy traps and anorexic girls seemed made up.

Well, it's up to you what you do with her. I would not trust her a bit, though. Once she gets there, above 10 k subs, she starts to seek for new kind of audiences and abandons her present one.

Prince Royal will always have my heart.
>works with disabled kids
>loves animals and is a cat dad
>has helped his female friends with abusive families
He's such a fucking dreamboat. I wish his account was active again.

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So how come no one is replying to this post telling me how they are almost exactly like Elliot Rodger offering to be my boyfriends? Do you hate him that much?

Not that I would want any of you to be my boyfriend though, just curious.

>Well, it's up to you what you do with her.
>implying I even have a chance with such a qt

One could dream user

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I miss him so much everyday. We went from talking nightly to talking weekly then never.

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are you asian, per chance

>Please get the fuck off of this board forever females.

The headline OP used gives an impression that it is the robots posting their ideal guy to fembots, for some peculiar reason. Then again OP says that mixed guys makes her or his heart go boom so you conclude that it's a gay or a trap, who thinks of him as a fembot.

Good that you told all females to go away though. It makes me less ostracized compared to other female posters getting so many replies as I am not getting any.

1. has money
2. has money
3. has money
I cannot make this shit up. AWALT

THIS FUCKING GUY IS THE PERSON DOING THE Jow Forums PODCAST?
WHAT THE FUCK THAT ISN'T FUCKING FAIR WHY THE FUCK IS HE THE PERSON HE ISN'T A FUCKING ROBOT FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

No, I am white. Nordic race.

>It makes me FEEL less ostracized

Your image denotes that you are easily impressed and will probably not end up with a 140 iq boyfriend

What are you like to deserve this much?

You seem sorta smart, so here's a reply for you desu

You're right, I was foolish and misinterpreted OP's title. but what the fuck kind of guy has
thoroughly evaluated his ideal type of male counterpart? and what sort of reply did op expect from woymen? "yeah, your ideal male is fine or whatever. but my ideal type of male is chad"

A 140 I.Q is in the 99.6th precentile. Every girl wants a chad in some form no matter what. You just want a rich "nerdy" brain chad.

You'd resent them eben if they met all of those criteria being 6ft tall. Everyone resents manlets.

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The Lord....originallllll

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>what the fuck kind of guy has thoroughly evaluated his ideal type of male counterpart? and what sort of reply did op expect from woymen?
Well if OP is a trap, or gay, then he most certainly has evaluated his ideal male or trappy
counterpart. Also, if he is a trap, seeing himself as fembot, he might be asking other "fembots" posting their ideal. Then again, it's possible OP just has bad English, and is an actual female, or a larping Eurasian male, trying to say: "Fembots, let's post our ideal guy."

Is that the anime dude

fuck I mean The Anime Man

>puts toilet seat down
>flushes
>washes hands everytime

Sadly this is a lot to ask for

Hey OP I am a hapa boy

>adult male trying to look cute in photos

Huge red flag. Don't act surprised when he comes out as a tranny after wasting years dating him. Or comes out as a faggot after you gave him children and wasted your youth on him. Or you find 3000 CP images on his computer.

>Hey OP I am a hapa boy
be my hapa bf pls

This is how the perfect man looks like

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Ok OP what is ur discord? :3

jungkook is BEST boy

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Ok never mind then... -__-

K-pop is turning girls gay. Yes he is good looking, but the ideal male? You can choose any man and you choose one that looks female?

now THIS is the ideal Eurasian man

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All of this but 5'11, tan, and never cries

Also not virgin :^)

Go make your own board, whores. GET THE FUCK OUTTTT AAAAAAAa

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This guy is 24, 6'4 and a virgin. Cutest skelly boy I've ever seen.

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I like the blonde slavic types, especially polaks.

It's not actually women mostly in here. Mentally ill hapas larp as women here. I've talked to them on discord

I like ginger men :3

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t. subhuman ginger ''male''

>I like the blonde slavic types, especially polaks.
Iike him?

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You know, the reason this guy is more attractive is simply because he grew out his hair and beard. Celts were meant to look wild like that, which is why seeing one with a short haircut and a shaved face is off putting.
Any ginger should stop cutting his hair so short, or at least grow a beard. Return to the ways of your forefathers.

My hair is of that color. I wonder if Elliot liked redheads at all? He never said anything about them.

but you see, user, this boy is subjectively the best boy to me because his features are are very cute and delicate but his body is thicc and strong and thus contrasts his pretty face. if his body wasn't all feminine and skelly i wouldn't be as attracted to him and wouldn't consider him "ideal". i do see what you mean, though, as i'd say most of the rest of his group are almost indistinguishable to girls and they're all very popular.

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Jow Forums women are gayer than actual gays

>ywn be anyones ideal in any way

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8/10 I'd date him originalmio

I have a whole fucking pack of guy I find very attractive and it's very hard to pick one, so I'll just post the trap one.
As for his character, I just want myself, but male. :^)

Elliot Rodger was unironically good-looking, too bad his assburgers led him to him botched attempt at a massacre.

What a qt3.14, but...
>140+iq
Wew, that's a lot to ask for.

Dunno, in my house we don't even have a toilet seat.

Shoe-sole-looking motherfucker, commit lifen't.

Don't know the guy, but his fluffy hair is very nice. Makes me want to pat him.

Nice taste, gaypop guys are superb. They are made that way, aren't they.

This guy looks bretty gut, though those light reflections make me think his head is shaped like a light bulb.

Not bad, but beards should be eradicated.

Looks like my classmates in middle school.

Yes, feminine men are superb.

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It's just spoiled brats who think everyone around them should do everything possible to make their lives easier, and the mere thought that somebody wouldn't do that is infuriating to them. Other people not pandering to them is rude and disrespectful though of course them not pandering to others is not disrespectful at all. Pretty much purely the fault of spineless white knight boomers.

>a bunch of koreaboos and women with silly ass standards

>tfw this is my bf except the Jow Forums things
very ideal

>money money money
>xddd 6ft
>peepee
>can't spell centrist

Vapid, underage piece of filth who deserves all of the suffering that chads pump and dump will bring her.

>be stronk high iq 6'2 hapa
>give up dating to live a life of study and quiet virtue
>see this thread
well shit

Did you ever have relationship that lasted 2 years?? If not then it does not surprise me and if so holy hell how did the man last that long?

What If I'm taller than that and not a virgin though?

the fact that nobody even remembers this meme is sad

fucking newfags

>appriciates
>comprensive
Are you literally 12?

Most of the ideal guys posted look the same. I fucking hate that r9k now has normie girls LARPing as fembots