Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion

Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion. . .

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Hey guys everyone look! Daddy sent me $20 so I got my printer fixed and pritned off this picture of my favorite anime man! His name is Karate Pilates and I LOVE his muscles! He's my anime body goals desu desu desu! Look guys! He's based right? I'M based right? This is based, and so is Karate Pilates. I wish I had a waifu like Karate's it would be so based, but she has to never have been spoken to by another man or she's not good enough for me, even though I'm not fit yet in any recognizable way. Karate Pilates man, here he is. Based.

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The doorbell would play loud BRAAAAAAAPPP sounds I can imagine

WHO STOLE MY OLD JACK3D AGAIN?

>bathrooms are literally filled with aids with all the fags larping as Jow Forumsizens

Alright, we need to make a decision...

When we go out to get groceries are we buying Fairlife Elite Protein Milk, or Monster?

I thought we had a sponsor deal with 5% nutrition?

>Trapposters took all the squat plugs again

Okay guys, on Wednesday we're choosing a new book to read for the /fitlit/ club. I was thinking Jünger? I haven't read anything by him before but I'd like to, how about it? I also promised Fred in the /fit9k/ tower to suggest reading Kristin Lavransdatter in order to understand women better.

Nah, ever since the incident we don't.

Stay away from my room and my mini fridge. I've booby trapped them and they're rigged to kill. you fucking gay niggers

>can't bring tinder date home because of the thick cloud of protein farts

Guys where is the oats we bought last weekend? I need to feed the manlets back in the pit

*ding ding ding*

Do you hear that? It's the shower time fun bell!
Everybody, lets go have our daily group shower and wash the workout sweat of each other's naked bodies. And don't forget to say No Homo before you enter the shower ;^)

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>needing books to understand women

bro the r9k mansion is 5 blocks down the street

>scooby building home gym upstairs, comes over in home made plane he offers to let you fly if you skateboard squat heavy enough today

Then who was Fred?

Scooby moved out to be with his boyfriend ages ago you geek

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS STOLE MY PROTEIN POWDER???
IM GONNA START SUCKING YALL OFF ONE AT A TIME UNTIL SOMEONE CONFESSES.
EITHER WAY IM GOING TO GET MY DAMN PROTEIN.

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What anime are we watching tonight boys

I already reserved the main TV for kaguya sama it’s not right to watch it on the tv in my room, it deserves the biggest tv around

I can’t hear anything you guys are saying!
>LICKY ON MY BLICKY UH
user’s music is too loud!
>NIGGAS LOOKIN IFFY UH

PUT THE WEIGHTS BACK ON THE RACK YOU FUCKING STUPID NIGGERS

>got banned from the pool and the vidya room by the nazi lifters again
I just lift for a chubby white gf, it's that so much to ask?

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Get a chubby black gf fren, everyone will be better off

I must submerge myself in white culture user I just have to.

The pool is closed due to AIDs

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Why?

kek

>All of the vidya I play are created by whites and online play is maintained by white communities
> Whites make most of the music I enjoy and keep those music industries running >most of the dishes I've learned to cook are by whites
> The non-fiction that I read in my free time is written by and about white people
>board games I play have white communities and developers
>whites translate and host the anime I watch
>whites organize the gyms and powerlifting culture
I'll probably be the first to hang.

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who the fuck stole the 10kg dumbells? if chad brought them up to his room again i'm gonna fuck him up and that dumb bitch stacey better not be up there after i kicked her out last time.

Just get a black weeb gf
They're pretty white

>Oh shit I'm sorry

Fairlife Core Power Elite 42g nigga

>wanting to raid a manlet fridge
Stay in the pit

>raiding anything else than the lactation room
never gonna make it

Stacy is over for the party. Now is my chance to show off my starting strength gains and totally wow her.

What the actual fuck

>the one guy who actually lifts goes into mansions gym
>he pulls off a whooping 1pl8 deadlift... a new PR!
>suddenly he hears conversations
>the rest of the mansion starts trickling into thw gym
>you should have done Starting Strength bro
>Starting Strength is a fucking mene
>too much lower back bro, thats like an RDL from the bottom
>form is looking good man!
>we are all gonna make it
>gym is full, everyone there
>still no one lifting

Has anybody besides me noticed that only the female Roman statues that surround the mansion have gotten a little bit t h i c c e r since the Architect moved in?

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I've been coming here for far too long