What's the chance I'm caught?

Ok, so I stole some stuff from various gas stations over the last few months. I haven't stolen anything in over a month. I stole a few things from my hometown but mainly the surrounding towns. I went a bit crazy with it and stole about $300 stuff total, a lot of stuff. I am terrified that my name is going to show up on the police Facebook in the security cam. I have never been a klepto and don't plan to steal any more, ever, in my life. I highly regret this and am living in fear.

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what's the story behind this picture? the moral take away I'm getting from it is if you stick food in females they'll let you breed them. I haven't tried this yet but it seems crazy enough that it just might work.

try sticking money instead

crows are based

god you're broken. its about caring for others, man. come on.

>$300 stuff total

Lol. Depends where you are from, but the drug store I work at had like $1700 shoplifted by a sketchy Mexican dude the other day. You literally aren't on the radar.

I wouldn't go back to any store you stole from for a couple of months. If you have to go back and shop, don't stick around if they ask you to stay any reason.

I always tell people never to shop lift because its such a dumb crime. Companies like Wal-mart invest a fuckton of money in security tech, and in this age of iPhones and artificial intelligence its crazy to think they aren't spotting you. If you take something and successfully get out the door, you didn't get away, you gave them more evidence to build a case against you. For instance, its plausible you forgot you put something in your pocket and walking out with it was an honest mistake.

Doubt it. Especially since it's $300 split between several stores over months. They prob didn't even notice

Crows/Ravens are intelligent as fuck.

>$300 stuff total
Settle the debt ASAP. They won't want to press charges once you've paid.