You take a fembot out on a first date. Where would you go and how you would spend the day with her?

suicide forest in Japan so we can fuckin die together

>implying I know anything other than what I usually do
I mean, take her out for a coffee and a movie I guess?

Here's my rationale: Going out for a non-alcoholic drink in a public space isn't threatening or overtly coming on. Have a couple pastries, something light, and we talk about...whatever the fuck it is people talk about on dates. I dunno, work or whatever. This establishes a rapport, and allows you to get to know her as a person (and the other way around). You learn to get comfortable in each other's presence. This is where you start setting up interest in yourself, she's been hooked and you need to be reeling her in. Don't be obvious, just little things here and there. A brushed hand, a rub against her, non-creepy eye contact. Look to see if she's as invested in you as you are in her.

The movie is where you pay off any tension that's been building up emotionally, and start to see where both of you are at physically. After you buy all your shit (protip: save up a little, movies are fuckin' expensive) and get in the theater, the real test begins. Since you're now in much closer proximity, start testing how invested she is physically. Slowly increase the contact (in as non-creepy a way as you can muster) and see where you end up.

Gym date then eat.
Then drive around listening to music until it gets dark.

Rent a speedboat on the detroit river and as soon shes had a few drinks and we're at peak fun push her in the water and speed off

that'll teach her to shower next time

thanks for the lulz user. honestly didn't see that one coming

I'd take her to a nice comfy spot and talk to her and lean in to kiss her goodnight then realise she's not there; Fembots don't exist

I enjoy traditional dates, but here are some of my favorites:
>Going for a drive (cheap and a good way to get to know someone)
>Take her to your favorite pretty spots like a mountain or something
> Get a beer and food at a bar
> Coffee date
> Go to your favorite smoke spot and get stoned together (if she smokes)

I'd like to go on a walk and talk, but now it's a little cold for that. Stopping for food is nice.

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I'd take her out to lunch at a cafe so if it goes well we can spend the day together and if it goes poorly we can end it right after coffee and a chat.

If it all goes well we can go for a constitutional or go window shopping if we're in a mercantile area, then head over to a restaurant.

I'd probably want to choose somewhere nice, but not too expensive as to not look like a poser. Also, something that serves simple food like steak, not complicated shit like ribs that has you licking BBQ sauce off your hands.

Then go back to her place and smash.

If we're talking about a perfect world, I'd take a girl I liked to a nice restaurant. Afterwards, I'd take her up to the mountain so we could look out over the city together.
But if we're talking about what would actually happen, it would never get that far. I would never talk to a woman I liked, I'd just push the feelings down until they go away and I never see her again.
I'd probably pussy out if things ever got far enough to the point of a date, or I'd show up to the restaurant and wait the whole night until it's clear that she's not coming and had no intention of showing up in the first place. Maybe after that I'd finally work up the courage to stick a shotgun down my throat.

>bring her over to my love dungeon and drag her out of the boot of my car.
>lock her up underground with a set of weights, a shithole and a mattress.
>tell her she better start lifting so she can beat me up and steal the key, or she'll be stuck here forever.
>pay a visit every day to deliver food and sex.

This is the only acceptable answer.

When you anons hear the word fembot, you imagine a bookish qt or plain jane. That is not the case. Pic related is a real fembot, and you'd do well to remember that.

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Tiddy on da first date

Please delete.
I want to pretend girls aren't disgusting and that's not helping.

100% guarantee this disgusting hag isn't a virgin

I will do no such thing. In fact, I want you to save that picture. Look at it every time you see a fembot thread, because that's what a real one looks like. A bitter truth is better than a sweet lie, user.
Unfortunately you're right. If you're a woman, somebody will always be desperate enough to fuck you.

Still doing the gym thing.
If she collapses in a heap and doesn't get up I've helped society.

Walk around together, like a mall or such and get something there like a giant pretzel, then netflix a movie or share memes.

I'd definitely get a nerd meme girl.

>tattoo
That isn't a fembot, if such a thing could exist.

>take her back to my house
>tie her up
>force feed her lots of water
>give her time to digest
>tickle her until she pees
>repeat
what do you think, pretty fun date, right?

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