Would you be comfortable dating a girl whose job is to exterminate invasive species? Birds, small mammals, frogs...

How do I get that job? I've been thinking about going back to school to get some sort of environmental science or practical bio degree because I love animals and being outside, but I feel like the demand isn't big enough to justify it.

Would you kill me pls, user?

Depends on how she does it and how much she likes it. Why do you keep asking this, anyway?

Goldfish are a invasive species? Also sure but I doubt she'd date me.

Yeah, actually, goldfish are an Asian species. They're really bad for native North American fish when they get into the water through people pet-dumping or whatever, because they're very strong generalists and often outcompete and outbreed the local fish.

and they taste really bad and not too many animals want to eat them.

Only if she lets me join her in her work. I love to hunt for sport, and as a job it would be my dream.

Yeah. A lot of people don't really understand how significantly a single invasive species can damage an ecosystem. Goldfish replacing local fish can cause local birds and mammals to disappear from the area.

Yes but only if I get to nut on her face as revenge for all the species she killed

Yes, but only if she kills me too

yes but she has to be naked while carrying no less than 3 snakes while doing it.

How do you remove goldfish?

Kill them. Could be as in depth as trawling the entire lake and killing the goldfish you pull up, then reintroducing local fish.

Walk in pond and grab them. They're pretty easy to catch since they aren't very athletic fish. Put them in a cooler filled with ice.

I thought you might be able to sell them

There's not a very big market for fully grown goldfish. They can get over a foot long in a large pond, and besides, they're cheap to buy from a pet store already.

I didn't know they could grow that big.
What do you do with dogs and cats?

you could give them to friends that own exotic aquatic pets to use as food or grind them for some reason.

Oh, I'm not OP, I just have an interest in this stuff. I would imagine the dogs and cats have to be put down, though, fully feral animals can't usually be redomesticated.

My job is to exterminate pests, so yeah it would be poetic.

I do the same, but with plants.
We could really clean this place up.

>tfw no gf to gas (((termites))) with

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>tfw no goblin slayer gf

Yes, that sounds badass. Maybe if she likes me enough she could put in a good word for me and I could do it too.

Going on a little crusade sounds fun.

>Would you be comfortable dating a girl whose job is to exterminate invasive species?
Why would I not be?
Can we extend her job to dunecoons?

Ok, but what is she like as a person?

Hell fucking yeah, if anything that makes her more attractive. Ecology is my fetish.