Hm? Why are you looking at me like that, user?

Because your goggles are glaring the sun in my eyes you cunt

BURGHA

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>Because I like you, C.
>move toward her, lean in and kiss her on the cheek, making sure she can feel my 3 days of stubble which she absolutely loves
>she giggles and blushes and we continue walking
there's a month left before i can hold her again. the endless calls late into the night can't compensate

She has a dick you faggot

i know she doesn't (:

Jesus fuck,what's rachel cook's racial mixture?Did she have any surgeries or is she stock?

>Oh uhhhhh Im sorry I uhhhh was justtt uhhh *runs away*
Heres what I would really do

This women is legitimately beautiful.

>i just noticed your goggles mirror anything except me and i m scarred i could be a vampire

*stares quickly at the ground*
>n-nothing

YOU ARE NOT REAL. AHHHHHHHH

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open bobs pIs

Mmm, you would make a fiiine addition to my dick kabob.

> I'm looking at the beautiful snow covered forest, not you

>Because you're cute

Be honest and direct. It always works.

But I'm attractive. So maybe that's why.

This reminds me of a passage in one of my favourite novels, if I remember it's the day after she walks up the hill with Hugh and two Chads.
>A timid tremor of young love Hugh wondered if he might dare kiss her at some likely pause in the walk down the winding path. He would try as soon as they reached the rhododendron belt where they might stop, she t shed her parka, he to remove a pebble from his right shoe. The rhododendrons and junipers gave way to alder, and the voice of familiar despair started urging him to putt off the pebble and the butterfly kiss to some later occasion They entered the fir forest when she stopped, looked around and said (as casually as if she were suggesting they pick mushrooms and raspberries):
>"And now one is going to make love. I know a nice mossy spot just behind those trees where we won't be disturbed, if you do it quickly"
>orange peel marked the place. He wanted to embrace her in the preliminaries required by nervous flesh (the "quickly" was a mistake) but she withdrew with a fishlike flip of the body, and sat down on the whortleberries to take off her shoes and trousers. He was further dismayed by the ribbed fabric of thick-knit black tights that she wore under her ski pants. She consented to pull them down only just as far as necessary. Nor did she let him kiss her, or caress her thighs
>"Well, bad luck," she said finally but as she twisted against him trying to draw up her tights, he regained all at once the power to do what was expected of him.
>"One will go home now,"

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cause there's my name on your glasses frame

I want this jacket

I never know with Jow Forums anymore

Isn't that Rachel Cook?
30 seconds on google can dispel that lie.

Who has done nude photography verifying she doesn't have a dick.

would smash you

Who is she? She is so pretty

exactly my point... assuming I'm not suffering sudden prosopagnosia and that's not Rachel Cook

Rachel Cook and fuck off i already met her
youtube.com/watch?v=O2WLDfX67NY&feature=youtu.be

>you have a little snowflake in your ass, can i spank it?

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Did you told her how many times you fapped to her videos?

I cannot imagine actually getting upset over this lmao people here are actually having muh feels over a pretend scenario that will never happen to them lole