/fraud/ steroids general

Welcome to /fraud/, the steroids and it's over for you general.

Before asking your stupid beginner questions (yes, they are stupid), make sure to read the r/steroids wiki:

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

>Reddit link
yeah, fuck off

Don't ask us to help you dose your AI. It's very individual.

Oral-only cycles put strain on the liver and cause a shutdown of natural testosterone production for not a lot of benefit. Just pin and thank us later.

No source talk allowed.

This isn't a medical forum. Stop asking for medical advice and go to a doctor.

Don't ask us to help you schedule your pinning dosages. Use steroidcalc.com/

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So I've been having issues with rotator cuff pain on my left side when doing bench. I have a collarbone plate on that side and I think I was suffering from some muscular imbalances. I went to physical therapy and learned some stretches and exercises that totally resolved my rotator cuff issues.

Now that the rotator cuff issues are gone, I started benching again but now I have this persistent pain in my chest that feels like something is about to tear. If you were to draw a line from right where my collar bone ends to my chest (so like the chest side of my arm pit), is where the pain is localized. I feel like I'm setting myself up for a tear. But I've had this pain in the past and even when resting for a a week or two, the pain inevitably comes back.

I am considering going back to PT but I am a cash pay patient. I wanna see if maybe someone here knows what could be going on

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Do steroids really get you pussy?

who wears a watch when they workout lol

i havent been inside a pussy once since i started blasting 2 years ago

>how did npp 1g compare to tren if at all?
NPP gave good gains but in terms of sides, it's pretty much easy mode in comparison to say 700mg tren.

The only different side effect was that I kept falling asleep after eating a ton at my desk at work lol. Never fell asleep after eating a lot on tren.

Yeah I figured the r/steroids guys were just LARPing

Actually, would clen cause anxiety the way too much coffee or ec did? If all I get is shakes but not really any effect on anxiety I think it’s something I could handle

She just showed up to take a picture you silly billy.
>I kept falling asleep after eating a ton at my desk at work
That happens to me when my insulin sensitivity is tanked

Somebody post that just ate two donuts for a meal guy that says chicks hit him up after the gym lol

Testify wears an apple watch while lifting kek

Have you guys ever thought about what we will tell our kids ? I'm gonna lie and say I was natty.

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I've never had anxiety on ec or caffeine alone like I've had anxiety on clen.

Clen anxiety is serious the higher the dosage lol. I'd take it in the mornings and I'd have a panic attack in the shower.

Shit never mind then. Maybe I’ll attempt going back to ec and actually use caffeine tablets instead of just sowing an entire pot of coffee.


Maybe not being a retard would help me prevent the anxiety.

Worst part was the cramps though.

I had a fucking anus cramp or something while trying to go to bed. And yeah I did supplement some grams of taurine.

the only way you are getting laid on steroids is if you spend 700 dollars on a pair of womens shoes

This nigger thinks he is having kids lmao. but I will probably be honest as I am hoping that my kids are smart enough to understand the stigma is bullshit

don't worry you will never have kids since you are infertile.

t. testify

I know it's you. You keep getting the price wrong at $700. It was $845 fucker.

its easier to tell who is on roids when they are super big, but what are signs that someone is on gear when they arent big (or at least on their way up)

nah im the guy who asked if you used to post on the cal forums

There's no way to tell.

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will steroids make me gay?

Blame it on the gear.

Just a humble natty lifter passing through. Can I get some sauce on this pic?

I noticed a huge mental shift at 800mg. overall I just cared less about everything. was blowing up really fast but decided to drop it back down.

lol did you run high test with the npp? high test makes me really sleepy

oh stop it you

I never done gear only creatine.

SUPERDROL

IS

FUCKING

INCREDIBLE

Why haven’t you run it yet? On a 1000 deficit I’m fuller than on a bulk, and this is only 10mg.

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yea if you don't control your e2 you will turn gay af

cause gyno

Yeah, I ran about 1g of test p/w. Body handled it pretty well actually. I went up to 1.5g at the highest for a few weeks and thought it felt amazing. Dropped it down again for easier e2 control though.

got a tiny lump, started 20mg nolva ED and it fixed it

lmao crusader gets me every time

Notice him covering his potato nose too

what week are you on? 2 weeks has me feeling toxic.

lol fuck. I would be asleep as well. 600 is the highest i’ve had test and every morning was a chore to get out of bed.

Can’t get hard on 1g test tren

Acne was killer lol

This as well. Tried having sex on it, could only keep it up for 30 seconds max and had trouble nutting in the Cuban ho. This was with 100mg viagra.

When I did orgasm it was fucking massive though.

Week 4, was on 1g TUDCA now I’m on 1.5g TUDCA, just got bloods and liver values only slightly elevated. How much TUDCA you running?

Textbook prolactin issue.

proviron will fix it I bet
doesn’t solve the underlying issue though

lol. accutane?

no tudca now since i’m just on test and npp. drop that shit this week and give your body a break imo.

>mfw pharma grade Bayern proviron costs $3 per package in Greece

Literally thinking to fly to Greece with a cheap $50 Ryanair ticket, load up pharma proviron and fly back on the same day.

you didn’t run tudca with sdrol?

Anyone have any experience with blue sky?

I thought their website was suss as fuck. Got an email?

[email protected]

ppl international

I did but just 250mg per day. I kept the dose around 14mg

TestiFag touches men

RIP neck

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Do your facepulls daily

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t. manlet

He isn't that short at 5'8".

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“it’s just genetics bro”

do you guys log your lifts? i half-ass built a platform for logging routine and lifting stats, but debating whether to keep building out the more advanced features. could go into fitness coaching and have you "train" other users, get trained, follow other peoples routines, group challenges, "clubs", etc. strava for lifting

if any of you want to fuck around w it - athlytics.pythonanywhere.com/

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Yeah the upcharges are retarded. This summer I’m going to fly over to Athens from the states for a couple of days and grab test/hgh/proviron and whatever else I can get otc.

Years ago. What are you looking at?

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lagging delts, 2/10

kek. I notice most guys with massive arms usually are out angling their delts by a lot

I just use fitnotes.

Mt2. Aussie user hooked me up with a site with better prices.

Ah okay. I’d recommend xpeptides if you’re looking again. Don’t get ppl domestic mt2 that shit gave me red welts every time and didn’t dissolve well.

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has jm been murdered and cannibalized by angolan dime piece yet

shut up

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How lean do you guys usually get for summer? Was thinking 12% but I’m 13% and not nearly where I wanna be.

Do you guys have any advice on starting blood transfusions? Or am I asking in the wrong place?

>roiding for this

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40%

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Fraudnigger even if you start working in those children right now you won't be able to tell them that

these Oreos are looking mighty tasty

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Anyone have any ~tips~ for females? I've done var up to 30mg daily. Looking for something more.

Got any before and after transformation pics?
As for tips, girl I know was on winstrol for a while, got thicc as fuck. 10mg a day she used, then 10mg EOD when she cut.

Something in the back of my head tells me that chicks can use npp as well at low doses. Can't be fucked researching that claim for you though.

Why do girls react so strongly to steroids...it doesn't make fucking sense. An extra reason to have been born a girl.

That looks a lot more complicated than just using a notebook and maybe an excel spreadsheet for the lifts that you want to analyze

>women have very low levels of testosterone
>give them more testosterone
HMMMMMMMMM

But like no. They also should have low levels of receptors.

I'd hypothesize that it doesn't matter as the uptick in testosterone would be enough.

I know man, I’m mad jelly. Instead of dropping several thousand on raws I could get away with buying grams of shit.

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Good job your hypotheses are irrelevant.

Do any of you guys do those random “gig” jobs in your spare time?

Stuff like amazon deliveries, postmates, or whatever.

Contemplated bouncer positions to be able to take advantage of my small man syndrome, coming in at 5'11.5.

Easy work, get to be rough, get paid at the end of the night. Generally cash in hand which means no tax.

What the fuck lol brb getting my girl on roids asap

Anyone have any interesting gear stories/info/tips for European countries? Talking like Italy, Switzerland, France, Germany
No source talk obviously, I'm just curious about anything

Anyone used T3? Opinion on adding 40+mcg to cut?

No needed, she has full control over him. Literally eating out her hand

>How lean do you guys usually get for summer? Was thinking 12% but I’m 13%
LOL, you shouldn't even go above 14/15% during bulk

At least go to 10% with every cut

Thinking about renting my arms to gays so they can massage it for a price

New girl at work was miring me the shit out of me. Big tits and good body, but 6/10 face. God is cruel with these butter faces

So if I were to breed a 4’11 girl as a 6’2 guy would my kids be short?

Sounds like an upgrade over your already butterface gf.

Who cares. If he will become a manlet you can just make fun of him, hamundi style

Nah not even close.

masT I noticed you advised the other guy to just go for 10%. Do you want it to be over for him?

touché buddy

Feeling small af. The gylocen loss is killing me.

You are small. What was it, 5'4? 5'4? Tragic.

6'0. My stomach fat already reduced heavily just after 2 days cut.

I always grab my stomach fat everyday to see if it's reduced. You do this too?

I do it, its only way to be sure since I have slight anterior pelvic tilt and my stomach looks different depending if Im posturing it correctly

What is that? Some spinal issue?

Feeling fat af. Started the cut a couple days ago and I biked like 50km yesterday and no progress that I can see.
Usually I go on some insane deficit and see progress immediately but I decided to take it slow this time.

Uhh guys what about osterine?

Oysters are a really good choice if you can get them fresh. Should boost your libido as well.

Can I pin them?

Osterine mk2866...
Opinions?

My shits finally starting to turn back to normal after changing my diet to fruity pebbles, sauerkraut, and progresso soup. Once it’s fully normal again I’m gonna take some Asin and see if it makes it white again to see if it’s the Asin making it white or if it was my previous diet

Do you actually eat any normal human food?

I had some pizza today