>Work as a bouncer
>DYEL
>Trained in BJJ for a few years, and did a bit of aikido
>Muscly guys laugh when i approach, but soon start crying when i grab their wrist and I'm on the verge of snapping it, or his elbow / shoulder with an arm lock.
Whats the point of being big and strong if you cant take a little pain?
>verge of snapping it
>cant take a little pain
fuck off
>Trained in BJ for a few years
Only part of this story even remotely believable. Prognosis: DYEL
Whats the point of all those muscles if some 6ft 85kg DYEL can subdue you with ease?
I feel sorry for your town / city, must be filled with inexperienced and soft bouncers.
this, no in fact the only believable part is
>DYEL
>aikido
lol
If you knew anything past memes, or trained in martial arts yourself, you'd know aikido is one of the best when it comes to standing arm / joint locks. You'll learn everything from Elbow Control, Wrist Control, Pressure Points, Arm Control etc..
Yeah but why were you giving him a brojobjob?
>can't take a little pain
where do you think you are
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that's literally the very basics of any self defense class
Sounds painful. Pls stay away from me little fella
No it's not, nor is it as in-depth as aikido, keep pretending like you know anything of any martial art, you flamingo.
having actually trained at a certified 10th planet school for a prolonged period of time, i can tell you within the first week my buddy taught me all that shit and most of if not all of it didn't have to do shit with jiu jitsu
Pro tip, moron. Aikido has a very steep learning curve, no you did not learn all that shit in the first week, not even 01% of it.
Jesus you are pathetic, m8.
nice cope
most of the practical usages of many martial art, including aikido, is going to be taught early on as people normally come into these schools to learn self defense. after that it's no different than a sport performed under certain restrictions and learning how to become better at said sport
you can spend years mastering "aikido" or you can just take a self defense class and buy a gun
Please stop pretending like you've done any martial arts, i'm getting embarrassed for you. As someone that did BJJ for 4.5 years, and did Aikido for 12 months, i know how hard it is to learn and how intense lots of the techniques are which must be done very quickly.
Get over yourself, m8.
yes because pull guard is going to be useful in a real-life situation LOL or the numerous gi-specific techniques for that matter
it's okay to enjoy your hobby, but don't be deluded and think that you're bruce lee ready to take down 12 guys
Whatever helps you sleep at night, m8.
>m-my friend taught me e-evertything in a week! dude! it's easy
Hardest I've laughed all week.
Joints locks in general are painful as absolute fuck, i cant get away with knocking someone out within the cameras view, easy to snap someones wrist and "not mean" it though, if they are very aggressive.
steamed hard
Top kek.
>user not knowing that bouncers just talk to people and they chill and if not we always have the all mighty sucker punch.
Whole story sounds fake af
>anecdotes the post.
Your whole fucking thread is an anecdote you absolute pleb.
judo is another good one
but you have to be careful with throws not to crack someones head
>work as bouncer
You smoke outside the door and bug the bouncers
>DYEL
Probably even less so than standard dyel
>BJJ and ey kiddo
Mcdojo, gotcha
>muscly guys laugh when I approach, but soon start crying when I grab their wrist...
This was a nice larp, but you just tried too hard.
Being fit is for this one situation you mongaloid If he knew as much or more martial arts as you youd be just as fucked in a fght between average people the bigger guy would win
youre a retard for thinking just because you came out on top this one time that youre superior to everyone that lifts
your mindset of not imporving yourself and gloating is disgustingly un/fit/