How do I get the biceps of Dan Blizerian

go to bed dan

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I don't believe it. Look at how hard he works out with the iron. He probably gets a nice pump too

Hgh is/was given out like candy by Hollywood "anti-aging" docs. Given he's had a heart attack I'd bet they don't want to risk roids

Why does he have such weird portions? He looks like a juice box with straws for legs

the same way we get everything else, pinky, by taking steroids

>>wanting to be fridgemode

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DANNY B WILL BECOME THE NEXT RICH PIRANHA WAIT AND SEE

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What's fridge mode?

what do you think

I never noticed how weird this dude looks. What the actual fuck is this lmao

I wonder how much he pays the sluts to spend everyday with him.

You tell me

That ain't roids my dude. That's fuckin hgh and it's disgusting.

The ironic part is hgh is easily 3x the cost of steroids and it makes you look like a disgusting mud golem.

Is this shopped?

No and watch the YT video, you'll see how he looks in the gym

>mud golem
Fucking kek, this dude does look like something whipped up in a lab or when your little brother makes some retarded looking character in a WWE game.

He looks effete, to be honest.

jfc this dude has never done a >2pl8 squat in his life

On his Instagram its just him doing meme routines and squatting 1 plate.

get ye gone

>hiding his shit jawline with that awful beard

yikes

Pec implants +

>t. Neck beard skelly

>People you thought were huge

>thinking a manlet cuck was huge

No way

>Guy has all the money and time in the world, and he looks like THAT
Lol, what a fag

He would beat the fuck out of you

Isn't he 4'3"?
I'd fucking fall on him and he'd die instantly

HRT is more expensive so they sell that first at men's clinics.

source:my dad dropping a couple grand on hgh shots then saying it hurt his stomach so he stopped taking them

>HGH is more expensive

I combined the two because I'm tired and got a cold.

He claims he is 6'0.

wait a MINUTE...... Is Dan Bilzerian a friggen MANLET???

Shit genetics

What a cuck. Just compare him to a real man.

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Roids

You know what's awesome about being fat for most of your past life? Your legs automatically look like his, except the thighs tend to look a little thicker, trying to hold up such massive mass for half of your existing life. Glad nobody can ask me "skip leg day bro?"

Did you really buy into the lookism bullshit that says money and status won't get you women?

armenoid genes

Ebin :D

Wow, I didn't know dave mustaine was such an alpha

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People mock him but he's literally the definition of making it

He has to be a manlet. I wouldn't be surprised if he were 4' 7"

This retard had 3 heart attacks before he was thirty. He's on ridiculous amounts of gear and he still looks like shit.

>Do a tour in the military
>Honorably discharge
>Daddy gives you $100-million
>Claim you won it in poker
>People actually believe you
>Spend all day doing drugs and banging hos
He's my life goal, though I would skip the being famous and having a shitty beard parts.

ploat botty

I don't think buying friends with daddys money is the definition of making it.

The ultimate sign of failure is self-promotion on 4chink.

He looks like he only does bench and sit-ups lol.

you need this kind of body

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Bench, curl and abs. Also, it helps that he's a manlet, google says he's 5'8 which ain't too bad, but he looks 5'6 so he may have "self reported" his height.

Confused you mean?

>only one to take his shoes off inside
suomisticated.

I forgot HRT exists, I haven't been in college so I don't worry about transexuals all the time. I was blurred together TRT and HGH.

Still sick, but lifted.

the femenine blonde guy of course, like the other girls

For reference

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Actual answer: he's getting old. Dudes 40 this year

Secondary consideration. Bones stop growing at 26, except hips. You'll naturally lose the awesome shoulder to hip ratio you take for granted when you're young.

Source me a boomer

>HEAVY
>7-12

Everyone self reports their height, there isn't an anti-manlet squad that goes around measuring people's heights for Google.

there is on Jow Forums, because autismos have to cope for their insecurities

t. gimli

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Dan is 5'4 it's been confirmed

for you

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BASED