>be me
>At wagie job
>Have to pick a secret santa from the hat
>Pick out the only black guy who works there
Guys, what the fuck do black guys like?
Be me
Landon Sanders
Isaiah Carter
A girlfriend. That could get rid of my virginity.
Sincerely, black man on the internet
Lucas Sullivan
>Guys, what the fuck do black guys like?
Just get him a gift card to Sonic or something.
Joshua Ramirez
Get him some weed and a water melon.
Camden Cooper
Ah, just who I wanted to talk to. What are your interests?
Gabriel Gomez
Sneakers. They like sneakers.
Brody Murphy
Get him a ps4 or a video game, talk to him about games
Jackson Adams
Don't really have interests I've gotten tired of everything to be honest. Just get the dude a 10 dollar gift card or something there's really no special requirements. Although if your interested in what I like it has to be animes and doing pushups also sneakers. I like them for some reason.
Austin Jones
Something DBZ related. Niggers love dragon ball.
Hunter Russell
Bad Dragon dildo is the only correct answer. Black guys love sticking things in their ass
Ethan Barnes
just get him a big scarf. everyone loves scarves and its an inoffensive winter gift
>t. former wagie who would always gift scarves for secret santa
Eli Russell
>Get him a PS4 or a video game
>Buying someone you barely know something worth that much
Well I'm not doing that. Besides, there is a 10 Brit bong dollar limit.
Mason Rodriguez
cant go wrong with grape drank
Andrew Reyes
Just get him a gift card, it's the original black guy by the way and I do indeed live in Britian. Seriously it's the easiest way out of this.
Leo Clark
Actually very smart user, got a gift for my Brother now! Thanks!
Luke Nelson
no prob man. its something you cant keep giving every year but it works for dif people once. have a happy holiday user
Jason Howard
>this.
get him a watermelon please op.
Liam Sanchez
>Secret santa at my old work
>Guy gets me a portable phone charger his mum buys in bulk from china and sells on ebay
>Piece of shit takes 4 hours to charge fully only to die after 25 minutes
>Asks me why I never use it
Hudson Taylor
1)dont buy sneakers if you arent looking to spend over $100
2)smash ultimate
3)something dbz related
4)fifa
5)a watch
6)a hat
5)cologne
Parker Gray
Black dudes like Megaman and Sonic.
Christopher Phillips
Buy him an Xbox game. Nogs love Xbox
Cooper Jenkins
wrap him up a pack of menthols and a 40, hell love it
Brody Rodriguez
Comfy christmas to you too user
I hope all the hot chocolate and presents are coming your way this year
Nolan Hughes
Risky, too reminiscent of lynchings.