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Father Christmas, give us some money edition

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Thread theme: Vaginas.

Any tips for christmas shopping?

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As far as I am concerned we are all pals on /britfeel/ even if we don't always get along.
I bet most of us have experienced some form of social exclusion and isolation here. And trying to shun somebody else from a group of misfits I quite honestly find disgusting.

Saying that though if somebody comes with no money I wouldn't be buying them a drink. It's not cool to ponce off other lads.

do it before December

Honestly, an expensive snowglobe.

Do it now so you aren't running around a Tesco Extra on Christmas Eve in a blind panic

Amazon you fucking retard. Even normies know that now. Town is no busier than it normally is. 5 years ago you wouldn't be able to move.

sort of agree desu. people are different irl anyway, i doubt we will be getting into arguments about pissy bullshit at the meet.

Ticking away
The moments that make up the dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around
On a piece of ground in your hometown
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine
Staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long
And there is time to kill today
And then, one day, you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun

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I agree with what you say, to an extent. If a known drug addicted deviant with known mental problems is going to this meet then I sure as hell am not. Simple as, not about belittling or shunning.

>And trying to shun somebody else from a group of misfits I quite honestly find disgusting.
They like the feeling of being 'in the group' and excluding others like typical normies because it's the only chance they'll get

Assuming I've got the right person, I remember you talking about meeting up with a yank and he used the word paki a lot when you were around a bunch of people

you repIied to the wrong post

That's not a nice way to talk about DM

Oh and here comes the pity beg. bore off, you're a schizo weirdo.

lol. Most the lads here have mental problems.

Maybe you're just a tryhard twat that trips for no justifiable reason.

how about:
Vaginas, why do roasties think they are magical?

Not exactly a pity beg, don't wanna go now. Was unlikely to go anyway because I don't trust anons

Yeah that's right, he was quite anti trump and seemed very liberal but then all of a sudden was just throwing 'paki' around quite loudly in shops etc, was quite amusing

set up a lichess game

I'm crying. I moved a year and a half ago to go a school here, and I've recently gotten closer to a couple of lads. I get along well with everyone at school, I'm very "neutral good" and can mesh with any group, but today my mates group made cool plans and didn't invite me. It's not that I'm angry with them for not wanting to invite me/remembering me (probably they forgot). What I'm fucking miserable about is the fact that I have NO friends. NO reason to get out of bed. NO reason to go to school. NO reason to live.

I've always been a very "I'll be rewarded eventually" person. I study and succeed, and I can spend the weekend with my buddies (from before I moved). But now? I literally wake up, go to school, come back, go to bed. Add showering and eating in between and that's it. No close friends. No plans. No ever going anywhere. I've tried driving school, can't make friends there. I'm good at talking to people, heck I'm class representative so quite successful in popularity contests in that regard, but I CAN'T for the life of me find a reason to keep going. There's no reward for me in the horizon. Next thing I know I'll graduate (culinary school), start working at Mc Donalds and kill myself within a year.

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Rich of you to say, I can't imagine them trusting you. Can you honestly say you're sound in the head? Have you stopped taking drugs? Are you safe to be around?

no one's gonna be excluding you. if anyone is to be excluded, it'll be nasty bois

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Maybe, or maybe you're actually a cunt.

having a job crisis desu

don't want to be in a dead end career, but also I'm 25 and haven't got a degree, have shite work experience, don't have the A levels to go to uni next year

dunno what to do desu, languished after I left school with 2 A levels, one of which is a D, after dropping my third A level halfway through the second year due to wanting to kill myself and not giving a shit about my future.

obvs I'm a white male so no one gave a shit if I was depressed or not, never been diagnosed or even asked if I'm depressed despite having a breakdown. just cruised by until the age of 25 working every now and then and living at home. now mum wants to get ready to retire, so she's forcing me to get out and have a serious career.

feel like I have very few options desu, and I keep thinking no matter what I get into I won't be able to stop my thoughts about work being soul destroying, and a total waste of my life working 9-5 to make someone else rich. definitely feels like eventual suicide is inevitable.

No the old one on the episode where Lenny starts showing up did they know each other before episode 49 seems like they did
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>trusting the person who lied and manipulated this entire thread for a year out of petty jealousy
Kek

Some vaginas are magical, just not a vagina we're ever going to have. You can pay for a nice vagina, but it's not going to be magic unless they love you.

Fuck off you larper some people here are complete cunts and should be shunned

I'm quite happy just drinking tap water and I'm not allowed to drink alcohol haha but i have no money to get there lmao. Might be able to scrounge money off my housemate for a Megabus

Zeus it's about time you got your life together

Not trusting anyone, just asking the questions.

Not Zeus, he wants.me to kill myself lmao

Going to the shop for some essentials for the night. My list so far:
>Dairy Milk Cadbury
>Irn bru
>Crisps
Any suggestions/requests?

this chess game is dragging lads, play faster

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Speaking of Zeus, can we get some honest moral thoughts in this thread

That's because you hurt the feelings of his bumbuddy

*eats an entire advent calendar in one go*
darren u mentalist

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Really can't imagine ever having sex, I'm not good looking enough.

Work gave us each an advent calendar. Quite nice of them desu

God I wish someone cared about my feelings
Such is life as a subhuman

This is the mentality to have. Nasty bois are probably not even the sort of people who would want to meet anybody anyway.

There's nothing more uncomfortable than when someone turns up to the pub with no money and attempts to just drink tap water. You end up just paying for their whole night.

A cornetto or magnum

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Someone play me, winner gets a jgf

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I can get my own asian gfs thank you very much

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off there 'eds these lads

eating pringles because i have nothing else in the house, good though

Tell me how horses work and I'll play you

We get a box of cadbury chocolates every Christmas. Which would be cool if I was 13. There's also a raffle calendar with a prize for every day. Some of the prizes are charity, where work will give money on your behalf. Literally not a prize desu.

>painful lump in upper arm
should probably go to the doctors

It's cos we're talking at the same time

what pringles you got lad, top tier crisps

>Unironically liking blurred vaginas and weird sloppy tongue licking kisses
Nah.

>tfw mummy said i was too old to have an advert calender

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Update from yesterday: ASDA brand pringles (Snax) basically taste the same.

horses use legs to walk, darren you aboslute mentalist
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>hiding the chat so we can't see you manipulated anons

most likely to do with hygiene or weather

had the same problem with a lump on my armpit

plain ones lad, im a very plain lad

id forgotten all about snax tbqh and i do remember them tasting the same yea

Fuck off normie. You wait and get better or you die. No doctors.

Don't knock the choccies lad. We have raffles too and lots of charity events. I always tell them i don't have any change to give

under the skin though? it's like pea sized and hard/tender

i said i probably should. i'm not going to

Why is Crona posting. He's not adding anything to the thread

>should probably go to the doctors
Cookie cutter normie

Some cider to make the night a bit more fun.

It's not even nice though. Don't really get the point of eating sweet things as an adult unless it's high quality.

Are you newfags or do you just want to get into his pink panties? Crona is one of most nastiest cunts in this thread and we have some pretty nasty people here.

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neither does ebin or zeus or any of them

Where's my misfit pal? I know you're working through it chronologically but this is one of the best eps

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they both said nasty bois so it's safe to assume they'r either crona or samefags.

>Ebin doesn't add anything to the thread

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But muh salty pepper chips

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any other uk drinkers apart from seasidemark on youtube

Back from the Christmas market lads. Was nice but glad to be home. Have some pics/vids I may force on you

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alright ebin lad. put your trip back on

he did last year

now hes like a pensioner blogposting dull shit like how hes eating a cracker or having a tea in sainsburys

>Where's my misfit pal?
here mate 103 noted in my noggin

Ebin used to now he's an unfunny nutcase which this thread ruined
Sounds about right

did you cheat on your bf

I'm gonna have a look into setting up a minecraft server soon. There's an article on google about how to set one up on the google cloud. Could be fun and it would give me more experiencing working with that platform as I'm trying to use it at work (unsuccessfully). I'd probs just leave it on 24/7 so lads can join dip in and out and peaceful go about there business and maybe talk if they feel like it. I know you NEETs like to stay up late.

>implying you have one gayboi

Yeah he was relevant once. Now it's like an out of tune rockstar trying to cram the limelight on himself while the audience awkwardly cringes

fuck off newfag

He had his crazy era, now he's calmed down but still contributes to the thread. Nothing wrong with talking about your day

Going to buy minecraft but do i need the windows 10 version to play with windows 10 minecarft lads

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how did it take you this long lmao

very cool idea, might pop in every now and then to chuck some blocks about

Iirc it's cross platform now

What's the fucking point of it all then lads? why the fuck did we get to the top of the food?

Going to buy it with my bennies then btw is it a taxing game? i only have a shitty laptop

Our yellow jackets are a bit shit compared to the French haha

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people like us didnt get to the top, people like chad did, in ye olden days wed all already be dead

>top of the food?
mate please dont tell me you're sitting atop a massive pile of food.

he isnt relevant to the thread anymore desu

most lads here barely remember him. his peak was meeting tilde. he certainly has no reason to keep tripfagging

Think my ankle is dislocated, am I allowed to ring an ambulance if so? There's no other way of getting to the hospital.

He looks like a big fat baby there. Yea they knew each other before that, that was just his online debut. Andrew Colllura and Lenny were old buddies and I think Andrew knew them from the gym before

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>he's so new that he doesn't know ebin's file format