Have you ever been with or had a crush on an older woman?

>fucked a 67 year old woman when I was in college
>she was lonely and she'd make me dinner and breakfast any time I stayed over
>sometimes I just went over to cuddle with her and not fuck

How can I get a mommy/milf gf?

got more of that milf?

They are more fun and mature then younger girls but they usually have a wrecked pussy and deep ass voices

Best pussy I ever got was from older women, young woman are only good for bragging and breeding, after 27 women get a mommy bod thats more addicting than coke.
>Pic related she's an escort

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Ever since I was a kid I've crushed on older women. Teachers, Counselors, even my Aunt. Pretty much never liked anyone my own age. Even now when I get hookers I choose the 50-40 year old ones.

>Best pussy I ever got was from older women, young woman are only good for bragging and breeding, after 27 women get a mommy bod thats more addicting than coke.
I agree

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Always better brobot they know the show with no bitch attitude.

Try this one tell me what you think?

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I may need to borrow a microscope first...

She's an escort you should go pay her a visit, pussy is

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link to page?

asdf

Lads, how do I fuck an older woman that isn't an escort/hooker etc?
I want someone like this

>mscarleighb.cuties-sites.com
Have fun and please respect her and her boundaries.

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yes, it's literally my dream to fuck an old fat woman

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Have you been with her already? If so, how was it user?

>tfw attracted to mommy's way more than women my age (20s)
>tfw want to have biological children
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wat do

lowkey that looks like my mom...

Not bad she's well spoken and attentive, but don't expect to kiss her, slap her ass or anything you saw in a porno, you can hard fuck tho. Her massages are kinda lackluster but HE is pure pleasure stroke after stroke.
>Don't try to sugarbaby her, she has expensive tastes but pussy is top knotch.

suffer Iike the rest of us?

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Does she do anal or anything like that

>mal malloy

would populate a small village with

Maturity level. I'm 25 and can't stand anyone under 21. For someone nearing 30, an 18 year old is a child in terms of intelligence.

Do you fantasize about her? I know i would.

>Vanilla sex dude that's it
Doesn't like to be eaten out either but gives ok blowjob
If you want nasty sex find a nasty girl

You've seen your mom bent over in booty shorts?

My wife is 15 years older than me sure.

>crushing on your wife
haha fag

Hey OP said been with as well.

I am in love with Inko Midoriya

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do you guys have any kids?

That's adorable, also I want that. Sign me the fuck up.

feeling too sophisticated for porn tonight, are there any good milf greentexts or short stories

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>TFW you never have an older gf hold you while you suck her breasts for comfort
>TFW you will never have mommy gf care and love you in her warm embrace
WHAT IS THE POINT OF EVEN LIVING!!!

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Three daughters yep. Probably no more though.

My girlfriend is two years older than me. She's 30 now. I really need to get my shit together so I can impregnate her.

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Do you have more of her or a source?

She's really thicc, robot. I have a lot of her.

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heatherj.143 on insta

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Based user. How old is she?

I'm not sure. It's out there somewhere.

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I found my high school teacher really hot

My friends' mom, dude, Jesus fucking Christ.
(1/2)
>be me
>friends with twins
>they're that special brand of homeschool autism but both really great guys
>their biological mom...died? Left? No clue.
>dad is this nebbish sort
>he has his own business
>married one of his employees
>originally sort of a dykey, Jow Forums blonde
>I was maybe 10
>few years past
>she gets pregnant
>she gets pregnant again
>each time her tits get fatter and fatter
>she's still pretty strong but becomes more bearmode as she puts on fat
>gets this super thicc, soft body
>grows her hair out
>she would breast feed right in front of me
>her nipples were gigantic and super suckable

INKO

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(2/2)
>be a teenager
>she really likes me
>while over at friends' house, she asks me to go into her sewing room and grab something
>go
>while rummaging, open this cabinet
>photos
>polaroids
>pictures of her and her husband engaging in bdsm
>some are maledom, some femdom
>like there were ones of him tied up with a full erection dripping precum and blindefolded while she nuzzles him to her breast while smiling at the camera
>one was her with (his, I presume) cum all over her face, her fat tits tied up, clothespins on the nipples, blindfolded, mouth agape, freckles, on her knees
>jesus
>I'm not even into bdsm but the fact she was this horny just drove me wild
>still like chubby milfs

I wouldve made a pass at her user. She probably wanted you to see those pictures...

Built for titfucking!!!

I really doubt it. Like, I know she dated women in the past, but I honestly think she was so casual regarding breastfeeding and stuff because she thought I was straight.

Plus, you know, friend's mom.

Older women are a meme

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I love the way women gain weight in their thigh, and it gets that forward curve in the front

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Wait, are you a female?

asdfg

I'm a very unfortunate dyke who likes feminine, domestic looking blonde MILFs, yes.

Literally the perfect woman. Holy fuck

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Oh, well in that case, I probably agree with you unless she knew 100% you were lesbian.

mind-breaking you would be fun

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I love it too. It's amazing how bottom heavy this woman is.

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>tattoos
>fat not the good fat the ugly fat
>takes selfies even tho she's 40

No thanks.

>you will never die a slow death by suffocation from her milkers

way too immature

18 YO here, ex robot (I'm a Cyborg now)
I'm seeying a 31 YO Asian woman, Still a virgin tho. We kissed and held hands twice already.

Where did you meet her?

ldsgmlkd

Theatre class. Pretty cool, you can actually meet nice people there.And also a tip: DON'T be yourself if you want this to work.

How? Just how? Explain how did u two met, pleasee, I wanna fuck a gilf so bad

i have no chance with older women, the only way is with a dumb innocent 18yo sadly

>Tfw inko looks like my mom
Feels good man,chubby moms are best moms

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>tfw no mommy gf with big milkers

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Based and Thickpilled

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Yeah, but it has a shelf-life. After 30, they become butterfaces

Fuck that sweet, young, teenage pussy. Any guy that criticizes you is jealous that you can still pull high school aged poon while he can't. Any woman that judges you has not only dated and fucked much older men in their early teens, but they're even more jealous that you no longer value their old and worn out pussies. The only thing of value that women have is their beauty and pussies. Invalidate that with your actions and you WILL catch shade.

I'm 31 and I've recently fucked an 18 year old. We were not dating, not right for each other long term, not compatible in any way other than for fucking. She had tons of daddy issues, which I'm sure is what made her attracted to me in the first place, but I didn't stick around for the crazy part of them. Get in, fuck, get out. Put another notch on your belt, don't try to wife that.