Why don't more incels just get an escort? Honest question...

Why don't more incels just get an escort? Honest question, I'm an incel but I'm losing it the second I have enough spare cash to buy one. Pic related, she's the one I'm gonna see.

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How much are you going to pay her? 10 bucks?

how do you even find escorts?

Avoid shitkins bro try white milfs I always enjoy their time with me.

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cuz it's gross desu, she had thousands of different dicks inside her, also she's just pretending to be enjoying it, she probably hates you and thinks you're pathetic for fucking a hooker, all what she wants is your money

I'm seriously considering it. At this rate for me it's either this or random college/club slut, which seem about the same as escorts.

>paying to lose your virginity, therefore you get to choose who you lose it to
>pick some nappy hair fat bitch

I have $6000 in the bank and would gladly drop $500 on one but I live in the US and it's illegal.

This. Best head I've ever gotten that wasn't from an ex was from chunky a white milf listening to hip hop music.

Where do you hire escorts?

>Listcrawler.com
Avoid niggers or bitches that use nigger lingo
>Adultsearch
It's a bit pricey but you'll enjoy peace of mind.

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I'm gay I just wanna know what boobs are like

>she had thousands of different dicks inside her
If condoms can protect you from their STD's, I'm pretty sure they can protect you from dick residue. Besides if you get the higher quality more expensive ones less men would have seen her and she'll be more hygenic. any dumb slut you'd fuck at a bar has had tons of dicks in her as well user, don't see your point.

it's too expensive your lpoking at over 500 to spend a night with a decent looking one. And you also have to worry about being robbed or blackmailed

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Its not really about the sex desu it's about intimacy and mutual attraction.

Are you some kind of retard. The human vagina sheds its outer lining every month.
>Ignorant virgin

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I'd rather spend 500 once than die a virgin

>specifically has a page for my city
>have to click "i'm not american" to enter
>even though the city is in the usa

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They'll turn you straight.

Might as well. Same fucking shit.

my boyfriend would say differently

Ok then what? you're still an incel only now your short 500$.

Your boyfriend is clearly a fag.

wow what an observation

Don't matter got da pussy bro

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Hiring an escort is like cheating at a video game. I'd much rather admit that i couldn't beat it rather than say I had to cheat or exploit to do so.

I'm not an incel if I stick my dick into a pussy you retard, plus I'll get to know what that feels like before I die. Are you braindead?

I don't want to fuck a hooker, I want to make love with a girl I have a deep connection with

we want intimacy, a loving partner who actually wants to be with us and doesn't just see us as a business transaction
why the fuck is this so hard for normals to understand? you all have girlfriends how can you not understand our desire to have one also? stop being so fucking exclusive you selfish assholes

Kek

Well that's just stupid, in a video game you at least have balancing and you get to retry. Life is incredibly unfair and some of us are doomed from the start, and once you're dead that's it. You're looking to far into it man, You aren't cheating shit, you're just finding out what it's like to put your dick in a pussy.

You won't be a virgin anymore but you're still an incel, you still can't get sex or a relationship.

I am not a normie. Far from it. And I want a partner too trust me, I want it more than anything. But that feels so far out of reach, and the biological urges to fuck a girl are so strong that I just don't care, I want to know what it's like so I'm just gonna pay for it.

>It's not cheating, that would be rape.
>You're using mods, changing the game to be ever in your favor.

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Her hair looks better in her other pics, and she has some fat fucking tits, double D's actually.

How much do and how old is she?
Oh and what city you in.

Well, not gonna lie, not comfortable telling you my city, but she charges like $200 dollars and she's 30.

>boy, I'm sure glad I beat that game that's completely random and based on victories that are predetermined before you spawn
Fuck you. I'd gladly say I cheated that shit.

ex girlfriend was an escort.

Fuck the escort but only do it once a week max.
500 bucks is standard near me atleast.

Don't buy depreciating assets, just fuck whores and don't talk to them or youll get caught up in their bullshit when women only care about one thing, your assets, and you should spend your time building them.

Not bad if your getting the full hour. Personally I prefer older women, hopefully you don't act like a nice guy or too clingy, don't sperg out you could be a preferred regular.

Most escorts in my area are like $200-$400 for an hour but I do live in a shit city. And yeah I get that it's all just patronizing bullshit.

i live in one of the most chaddiest countries in the world and escorts charge 300 minimum for half an hour because they know if you aren't 6'2 and ripped what the fuck else are you going to do? either pay up or your dick is staying dry

>goes through 100 dicks a day
>is a hooker
>thinks im pathetic

women are special arent they

bags of milky sand

>bein so desperate you willingly putting your dick in a hole that's had 100 dicks a day go in it
she is justified in thinking you are just as pathetic as her if not more so

>what the fuck else are you going to do?

Get a fucking girlfriend, easy

Hey retard virgins

YOU CANT GET INTIMACY AS A RETARD VIRGIN

You wouldn't even know how to handle it or what to do. Just get a hooker and get some experience then go find m-muh perfect wifu

>"Hi, I'm a failed normie"

I fuck hookers because I realized I will never be able to obtain any of the gay shit you're talking about, so I might as well get my nut when I need it.

A lot of you are clearly ignorant when it comes to the fine art of whore mongering. The shit you're talking about happens with the sw and scam artists, but those are easy to avoid with forums and reviews, plus when you get to a high enough level, you can use SA, but that's only for ballers. I use dating apps mostly now and have a a couple different girls that I rotate through

>YOU CANT GET INTIMACY AS A RETARD VIRGIN

Fucking exactly, and if you try you will embarrass yourself. My first kiss was a goddamn nightmare thanks to being so retarded and anxious. If you just get fucking out of the way that fear will be mostly gone

>>bein so desperate you willingly putting your dick in a hole that's had 100 dicks a day go in it

Most hookers see under 6 guys a day. 100 dicks a day at standard rates of 60qv, 80/100hhr and 120/140hr would make these bitches rich as hell and that's not happening.

people miss this when it comes to incels. because they focus on the more toxic side of the culture which focuses on things like following women to creep them out

I'm not comfortable around strangers.

Nah, its just more pathetic to be a ragetard cause women don't like your shitty personality than being upset cause your'e physically unattractive.

Yes every incel on the planet is but you have to power through this if you ever want to get laid, I've always thought that once you're inside her, you'll probably stop giving a shit about your social anxiety and it'll all be worth it.

this, i'd rather buy a fucking sex doll

Sex won't magically fix your problems, it's just a wet hole. You'll still have all the insecurities about your looks and personality festering away at you unless you *work on them*. If you're lucky enough to find a serious relationship, congrats, now another person has to be privvy to them.

You can go see a hooker but it won't solve a thing.

t. was like you lot but now have a gf of 3 and a half months

ewww that's really gross

>you faggot, that's a good thing

I went to a brothel and girl I got was fucking amazing. I know a lot of guys prefer pump and dump but I like taking it slow and at least having some sort of chat. She genuinely loved her job and made me feel super comfortable with the whole thing. It's the most welcome I've felt at a brothel. It's rare to find one like that though .

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I'd go further and say relationships don't solve all your problems either. I've been in relationships before and they go south when you have a genuine mental illness (which is a lot of this board)

user, right now i want you to know that your comparison is incredibly stupid and you are a fucking retard.