Hey you female cunts

tfw ms tulip
im also a brown gril so ive been a roastie since the day i was born

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Fucking leave our board females have no place here

Haha a good way of putting it, yes its like that!

Im making dinner at the moment or I would consider it. Front wedgies feel pretty good actually.

I Dont even know what that is... so never.

I agree with that ranking. Exposed clits really weird me out. They just look uncomfortable.

>I Dont even know what that is... so never.
ok ok, how about shorts?

Where are you from, user?
mr. worldwide

absolutely fucking based and redpilled
you described my precise feelings for me, thank you user

>Front wedgies feel pretty good actually.
They look absolutely amazing too. Not even just slight ones, I mean like proper yanking the gusset wayyy up between the flaps, oh god. I'm glad you enjoy them too user.

tulip is like the 3rd best there, so you're alright, could be way worse user. stop being a roastie though ree

Wow I was about to say that you have a nice cunt, but then I noticed that I cannot make compliments, because whoever burns the coal, pays the toll

you're welcome. some of you female cunts are alright cunts, with alright cunts

Wait, like yoga pants? Pretty often. Theyre comfy.

Wow a women who can cook, absolute keeper. I claim this women

is mrs. curtains stacy?

Thats the kind that feels good! When theyre wedged way up and rubbing against my clit.

Please do. Cooking for one is a colossal pain in the ass.

Cunt rating 4 free [email protected]

e-high five lass, good taste. come be my waifu or fwb that shows me nice camel toe wedgies to jerk off to regularly pls thx.
what you cooking though too? i'm fucking hungry, not eaten today and its like midnight nearly

Yeah that's why I wanna claim her, not many can cook. Kinda surprised that you backed me up lol

Tell me the hottest fantasy you had/ dream you dreamed

yup, wonder how your pussy looks like when you're wearing them

Can we not claim strangers as our gfs this thread? Thanks.

Lamb curry and samosas

Why do women always look so hot when wearing yoga pants? I swear they gotta wear those baggy pants, so that I can concentrate better lol

you're asking too much, user

I claim this user as my girl

I am her. Haha and I hate processed food so I almost always cook from scratch but I feel like I waste a lot cooking just for me because I dont use ingredients/eat leftovers quick enough so I throw a lot out.

Pls share, and then I'll also eat your camel toe if acceptable :^)
Don't think I even have anything to cook in the kitchen right now, rip

Where you from baby I'll eat your cooking and your cunt ;)

Sounds good. I probably dont wanna be anyones gf but I would like to cook for people!

Too bad, I claim you now. Anyone else can fuck off!

Midwest. Very unoriginally.

Oh wow, wanna add each other?
Love me some cooking lads, I recently started learning cooking too

>never Australia

Nah it's nasty due to surgery when I was younger. But in a sense I guess it's justice that I'll die a virgin.

>But in a sense I guess it's justice that I'll die a virgin.
user, I'm sure it's not that bad. Much like guys, girls always think their junk is worse than it actually is. I bet your vag is fine and perfectly usable, I'd sign up

You don't have to die a virgin. My peepee is kinda weird since birth too and I had to have an operation too. Now it mostly looks normal. Still only 0.1% of the population had the birth defect I had. I'm sure you'll find someone

>But in a sense I guess it's justice that I'll die a virgin.
user, let me steal your virginity like tyrone stole my bycicle

MUHFUGGA IMMA PICK UP THIS NICE BOOTIE WITH YOUR BIKE

Discord? Sure, I like cooking friends.

okay
I have to go to bed now though
commander#6966

There's regular girls that are a little off and then there's boiled chopped cabbage.

Again chopped cabbage. It's pretty bad and I've had someone back out before after warning them for a year.

Stealing implies taking something in which the other person wishes to keep. I will buy you tendies, a new bicycle and a Tyrone to protect it.

>I will buy you tendies, a new bicycle and a Tyrone to protect it.
ok now i want to marry you

is it physically possible to penetrate you though and for you to get children?

I mean, I don't like cabbage but that's not really comparable to vagina. I can pretty much guarantee you I'd still stick it in no problem. If you happen to live in this country I'll prove it.
Your vagina isn't the only part of you that matters for fwb or waifuing anyway you know. Looks wise, face and hair matter way more than vag. And being a nice grill and good company matters most.

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Don't break her vagina bro, be careful!

my cock is throbbing in anticipation of femmies posting their pussies Robert needs to cum to some femmie pussy tonight

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yey, another robert in the board
mr. lonely

If I had a dollar for everytime someone told me that I'd have enough for four McNuggets

Penetration I'm assuming would be difficult. Pregnancy leaves me with around a 20% chance of not dying.
If you don't think vag can be comparable to cabbage, you're not thinking worse enough. As for other things:
>long horse face
>anemic pale skin
>shitty (anemia again) blonde hair
>severe social anxiety and selective mutism

>If I had a dollar for everytime someone told me that I'd have enough for four McNuggets
is that how you're going to get the money to buy me tendies?

Nah user, cabbage is just bad, it tastes bad. Vag still tastes the same, still has the same functionality, no matter what it looks like.
I don't care how many things you think are awful that you list, you're still fine. Unless you're like a liar or a cheating hoe, I can't really work with that. 3/4 of that list isn't even things that are negatives, hair and skin is fine, also have social anxiety, only bad thing would be long horse face and I bet you look better than you make out. Wanna swap contacts and email and talk or something? You're not as bad as you think you are and someone should tell you that, even after seeing. I would be your friend and I would plow you, believe it

>Pregnancy leaves me with around a 20% chance of not dying.
Jesus christ user that sounds awful. Pls stay on birth control at all times so you stay alive. Kids suck anyway.

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nah man post cock instead

>I will only post my vagina if you guys promise not to fap to it!
promised! haha, you can totally 100% trust my words user

Where you live cabbage girl?

i'm both wierdly aroused and amused by this thread

can't blame anyone for trying to get some coochie, but jesus fuck i can feel the thirst coming off from some of you even behind this screen.
listen, i've already fapped about 14 times today. i don't know if my cock even has enough sensibility to get hard, let alone bust a fat one. also cameltoe>vag, just saying.

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What was the pick?
Do you really get banned for posting your vag?

You'll use your good boy points to earn your tendies but yes I will

>Vag still tastes the same, still has the same functionality
That's where you're wrong kiddo.
If I don't talk enough to lie nor have accessibility to cheat, I'm mathematically a 2/10.
I'm not really comfortable giving out my email but I have discord.
>pls stay on birth control at all times
The closest I've been to a penis in the past month was at a crowded store. I think I'm okay.

Canadia

no pics user, only horny user trying to hide how wet she is over some creeps fapping to her pics over the internet while saying "i'll only post if you promise to not fap"

yeah, ain't fooling no one you slut.

Discord is fine lass. I said email cause usually throwaway email is safer to post than discord, but any work just fine. I'll be your friend, and fap to your vagoo and face to prove a point if need be.
Not mathematically a 2/10 anyway, christ. Believe me, I've seen some real terrible people, with real terrible attitudes and personalities, who still get dick and shit. I've seen actual 2/10s, I can almost 100% guarantee that you aren't that bad.
>The closest I've been to a penis in the past month was at a crowded store. I think I'm okay.
You'll eventually have sex though, so don't die as a result. Take it up the butt instead, avoid that pregnancy death.
Rip canadia though, not close enough to come smash to make you feel better about yourself. Fuckin' milk bags country.

isn't anal a slippery slope though?
like most of the girls that do anal start afraid, then get in the zone were they deny they like it, then they openly state they like taking it in the ass and finally reach the point of "what's the largest object that i can fit in my ass", destroying her hole in the proccess?

idk user, anal seems like degenerate bait tbqh. just take the pills and use condoms, it's simple.

I do not. If I did I would legit go smash her and hang out with her. I live across the ocean in the land of whisky, cocaine, stabbings and aggressive language even towards friends.

>use condoms
Ew. Ruin half the fun of sex then user. And idk, it takes some pretty extreme shit to destroy your asshole, definitely not the norm for girls who do anal to end up at that stage, just a small minority. Anal is not to be blamed for what extremes people take it to :^)

>You'll use your good boy points to earn your tendies but yes I will
mommy, can i also exchance my good boy points for your pee pee?

i mean yeah, specially when you'd lose half of the fun that is leg-locking someone until they fill you up
but
it still beats having to deal with kids

(god i wish i has a thick thighs GF to leg lock me)

Don't wanna deal with kids either, but that's solved with birth control pills and anal and other stuff anyway. Don't need condoms, cream-pieing your waifu is mandatory for both your enjoyments.

Are you going to post your discord user? I'm going to leave the thread open and wait around

>Not mathematically a 2/10
I have taken tests.
>You'll eventually have sex though
Just how long is eventually.
If I'm being honest, I'm already on a form of birthcontrol because it makes more nurturing (I have a part time job working with kids) and helps keep weight on. Though I can't take the pill as the ingredients make me vomit, I have patches.

>I have taken tests.
What tests exist that objectively rate someones appearance that have results that aren't complete idiocy like the face rating algorithm?
I don't think they exist user. After I add you on discord you can show me at some point and I'll rate.

>Just how long is eventually.
Idk. If you were near, no time at all. Idk what to tell you though, I've only had sex with one person a couple times in the past like 10 years.
Patch, pill, implant, or whatever else exists, it's all pretty much the same in effectiveness right? So whichever is all fine, as long as it lets me creampie without pregnancy it's all fine :^)

a bunch of cats#9755

If you really insist. I'll just further prove my point of ugliness. Many people have made similar claims yet here I am.

user, it doesn't work
mr. lonely

also ms. puffs

feels good to have a really pretty pussy and tight pink asshole :)

>all that bullshit
Easier just to call them all Ms. Roastie

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I wish I knew that feel. It must be good.