Pray before set

Grow the fuck up, christcuck.

>I'm sorry Timmy, I don't have time to heal your brain cancer. user really needs my help on this PR attempt!

>BTFO Christian grandma in religious debate on Facebook
>Hit PR on braingains

God isn't real

Based and Fedorapilled

Upvoted

Can't argue with those trips.

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agreed 66 get

=3

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How much was it for what exercise

Why are you arguing with your grandmother especially online in “public” have you no shame

Heathen

/un4chan for a sec/

Based means good right?

/Jow Forums mode activated/

REEEEEE

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>Browse Jow Forums before sniffing my glue
>Hit PR on dropped IQ points

I can't spot ironic shitposting anymore

God bless

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> annie.mayo
ok

religion is useless and has no basis in reality.

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>using the holy spirit to help lift weight
Its supposed to be a solo exercise

>religion is useless
Be gone, sodomite.

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What you look for is what you look with

I'm mentally in a bad place.
I really need God/Jesus to help me.

Intercession is still natty

Cheked. Blessed thread.

Here's some good passages

Corinthians 9:25
"And every man that striveth for the mastery is temperate in all things. Now they do it to obtain a corruptible crown; but we an incorruptible. "

Titus 2:3
"The aged women likewise, that [they be] in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;"

Timothy 4:3
"Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. "

Leviticus 20:13
"“If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”

Timothy 2:9
"In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;"

Leviticus 21:9
"And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire. "

Leviticus 18:23
"“Neither shalt thou lie with any beast, to defile thy selfe therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie downe thereto: It is confusion.”

Matthew 7:6
"Give not that which is holy vnto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearles before swine: lest they trample them under their feet, and turn against and rend you. "

Proverbs 9:13
"A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, & knoweth nothing."

Deuteronomy 22:5
"“A woman shall not wear a man's garment, nor shall a man put on a woman's cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God."

>2000's edgelords: atheists
>2010's edgelords: christians
>2020's edgelords: ???

Low test

Based

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Starvos Nika

Don't know about 2020 but 2030 will definitely be Islam.

Amen

im sure timmy will be real upset when he meets peter at the pearly gates

>Intelligence is low test

I bet this fag doesn't even watch Rick and Morty

I'm not exactly sure how this is helping me.
I'm not a homosexual.

Becoming religious, Christian specifically, is all a part of growing up and maturing into a healthy and functioning member of society.

You never know

Lent is the greatest time to cut.

His forgiveness and mercy never stop user

Complaining doesn't make it any less true

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>Timothy 4:3
That's potentially misleading without 4:1-4 for context.

Isaiah 41:10

Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; I will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand

Deuteronomy 31:6

Be strong and courageous. Do not fear or be in dread of them, for it is the Lord your God who goes with you. He will not leave you or forsake you

1 Corinthians 10:13

No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it.

Growing out of religion and finally learning how to think for yourself is an essential part of becoming a fully functioning adult.

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>religious
>frogposter
You are the epitome of facebook. Fuck off.

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Go in peace, brother

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Dude i bet you are shorter than 6'0"

We'll pray for you, user.

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I bet tons of people say this and never follow through on said promise.

B L E S S E D

I just did. I gave the Father that user's post number.

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That's why I don't mind late term abortions and infanticide. Guaranteed place in heaven.

grow up

Why be a christcuck if you can become a Muslim BVLL?

God bless you too, user.

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And what if I am my own god?

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>prays to God
>hits PR
>praises God on Jow Forums
>gets 7 trips
God truly lives doesn’t he lads?

when you pray you set forth how you wish to manipulate the world more clearly