Inb4 nice blog faggot

>inb4 nice blog faggot
>tldr how to become Brad/Chad?
Since fit is the most chad/normie board, I am gonna post this here.
Long story short I want to become Brad or Chad (more of a longterm goal).
I do understand that it is not easy and it is late for me to make significant changes, but hear me out.
What we have right now:
>20 year old me
>only speak to my mother, father and grandfather
>literally 0 friends
>work from home
>study remotely at uni (go there like once a week)
>home gym
>live with parents
>no driving licences
>don't want to waste my shekels on car (commute on bike)
>5rep maxes: 135/225/275/425
>6'3 200 lbs
First thing first, I want to better my looks.
>get chin implant jaw/remodeling
>use minoxidil to fix my hairline
>start using small amount of t (1000mg per week)
>possible get calf implants
>virgin
>had a gf at age 16 but got too scared and make any sexual advances
>possible get sleeves for that thug/badass look, which young thots love so much
After first part is done I may acquire some status symbols like car or appartment, based on my income(want to save as much money as possible for retirement, hence live with parents and ride on bike).
My next big step will be to get a longterm gf. My plan is:
>go to Ukraine or Belarus
>I am Russian living in Europe, so I will no trouble chatting with them
>find shy otaku girl through forums/Facebook
>she will see me as a "rich" foreigner
>I will be seen by her as one and only chance to leave country with unstable economy and no perspectives in life
>start a lo gterm relationship
>tell her that I am going to marry her
>instead offer her a contract
>this way I will virtually zero chance to lose my stuff
>ideally she will be a traditional loyal wife
>if not, terminate the contract and try another girl

Any suggestions? Comments?

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wtf did i just read?

>Jow Forums is the most Chad/normie board
Hahahahahahahaha

Chads are born not made

Autism

Yeah pol is the most Chad board

Would argue with that

The only sure way to become a chad is to fuck another chad.

Welcome to Jow Forums

If you have to put effort into being Chad, then you can't be Chad. Chad is Chad because he doesn't give a fuck.
Lurk more faggot.

arguing about chads just marks you as a beta autist

These “things” aren’t going to do anything for you user...
I was the same way. You need to find yourself first..

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Is this the chick that Jason molests in that video?

She totally wanted it

None of this is going to cure your deep-seeded insecurity that you clearly have that is destroying your self esteem. Seriously figure out why you think this way and deal with those issues.

>Jow Forums is the most chad/normie board
Actually that'd be /sci/.

Lift consistently for a few years before you fuck around with implants. I wish you luck on your neurotic autistquest.

I really hope this is bait. Otherwise, with that mentality, you're fucked, son.

I would have totally done it to if I was in the same situation.

This is simply one of the most incel like posts I've seen yet. You can't become a Brad/Chad and high school is long over for you, buddy. You won't become this 'God slayer' who gets all of the girl's numbers and have plenty of friends from your football team.

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>he wants to become something other than himself
Never gonna make it. Just be the you'est as possible.

Post video of molestation you faggots

Making a plan like that is the ultimate proof that you're NEVER gonna be an actual chad. You can jitter around all you want but you will always be born on the wrong side of the spectrum.

You've answered your own questions. Find a job that isn't work from home. Work at a cafe or something. I work front desk at a gym and met my current girlfriend here. I met my last girlfriend at my last job.

Go to your classes. Don't study at home. Watch your lectures in person and study at a library or empty lecture halls.

Get your driving license pay for lessons if you need to. It doesn't matter if you don't want a car just do it.

Join a commercial gym.

Your problem is you spend all your time at your house alone. Do all of these things, you will be surrounded by people. This won't be an instant fix either but it'll help. It's kinda like how being bitten by a shark is extremely unlikely. But if you're swimming in a shark infested water your odds go way up. Well only being in your house your odds of making friends/girlfriend are extremely low. Surround yourself with people and your odds go up.

Fuck calf implants. Don't get tattoos unless you find something that speaks to you. Don't get any surgeries, calf or jaw. Your plan of traveling for a gf won't work. There's no difference of where you are, if you're a virgin where you live now you'll be a virgin in Russia.

Also, I'm imagining you dressing like shit. Find a store you like and pick some nice cloths. If you really have no idea buy the outfits the mannequins wear.

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>Since fit is the most chad/normie board

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Chads are made in the gym, revealed in the kitchen

If you weren't one in high school, you won't be one now.