You better not mess with that guy because he works out

>You better not mess with that guy because he works out.

Why do normies say things like this? I think I'll be okay with my Brazilian jiu-jitsu against 99% of bodybuilders.

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Try rolling with a bodybuilder that does bjj then get back to us

Why do white belts think being Jow Forumsprecludes training in a martial art?

Sage. You dont do BJJ and never will.

BJJ, and it's practitioners are the biggest bunch of pussies and soiboys in all of combat sports. Why don't you train boxing you bitch, you scared you'll get beat up?

>tfw when you snatch and clean a blowjob jutsu faggot and slam him down like stacy did on prom night while he’s flailing his spaghetti arms and legs and making autistic hiiiiya sounds
lmao

This. Faggots saying they know BJJ is the adult version of faggots in middle school saying they can beat someone up because they know karate.

>Why do normies say things like this?
They think strength scales with how hard you can punch like in a vidya game.
Which is true to some extent but it is not absolute.

>BJJ
Post your belt with timestamp, faggot. I bet it's white and you've never been in a fight in your life. Have fun getting people into your 'guard' to do some submission, dumb fuck.

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>Be me
>Jacked ass fuck
>BJJ mate says he could kick my ass because "skill is more important than strenght"
>I accept his challenge
>We roll around for a while (no homo)
>He manages to catch me in an arm bar
>He pulls and pulls with both hands but my bicep is too strong
>Eventually he gets exhausted and I escape and manage to twist his ankle until he taps out
He whined something about it not being a "real submission" and I just told him that apparently you can do whatever you want in a bjj match and still win if you are strong enough

bjj practitioner here, this is true

Pussy soiboy here, this is true

>Jacked ass fuck
>(no homo)
hmmm

Bodybuilding + judo + boxing

bjj fags are the new vegans

>not knowing Taekwondo is god art
>he skips leg day
>he gets within range of an assailant

But in all seriousness, i wish taekwon taught grappling worth a shit, dudes who do grapples know exactly how to fuck up a tall legman.

This fallacy is what encourages people to learn hapkido. Unfortunately, they're both absolute shit. They can't even strike, let alone grapple.

What part is a fallacy? I don’t follow user. Also, what would you classify hapkidos strengths as, i don’t really want to read the whole wiki article.

It's watered down tkd mixed with watered down aikido

90% of Hapkido involves biting your opponent in the dick and/or balls

you kids with your blazilion jew jitsoo and shit. Fucking ridiculous. You think you can fight because you roll around on your back. Listen kid, when I was a freshman in highschool I wrestled on the varsity team and used to bench 315. I haven't wrestled in a long time but I still lift and if you ever started shit with me I'd leave my right leg out and let you take a shot on it and it would go something like this
>bjj op takes a shot
>user sprawls out pushing op knees to the ground
Crack
>OP is hit with the meanest crossface in the history of man
Boom
>OP is now in a rear naked choke tapping out
GASP UNCLE PLEASE LET GO
*tap
*tap
*tap

Ya, that's what I thought.

No thanks boys, I’ll stick to my moon, crescent and axe kicks.

Daily reminder that Judo/Boxing combo is the best combat form and what CQC and modern military combatives are pulled from, you know, the dudes trained to kill with their bare hands as fast and efficiently as possible before moving to the next enemy, not rolling around kissing playing punchies with a ref watching.
And Im far above all of you in them, plebs.

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Strength in fighting is invaluable. You could have the best technique ever but still get heemed by some beast of a motherfucker. Look at mma. The best of the best have both strength and technique but strong guys can climb the fuck out of the ranks despite only throwing haymakers while technique fags like wonderboy will never hold belts because they dont have the raw strength.

Way to start a thread just to tell everyone you do bjj. Judging by the vast majority of comments here I'd say you failed at impressing anyone.

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Just get a fucking gun you faggots

My 39 state carry isn’t good everywhere. Also this is Jow Forums not Jow Forums, the use of projectile weapons doesn’t have a great amount to do with fitness.

BJJ is the FAGGIEST 'martial art' I have ever seen. Has anyone ever seen tournament videos? It consists of them willingly going to the ground, getting on their backs and spreading their legs in the air like a bunch of homosexuals.

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Name one guy who is just strong and climbed the ranks with no technique, throwing just haymakers.

>strong guys can climb the fuck out of the ranks despite only throwing haymakers
give me 10 examples that arent in heavyweight because theyre all fat plodders with no technique anyway

Light heavyweight > heavyweight

>Why do normies say things like this? I think I'll be okay with my Brazilian jiu-jitsu against 99% of bodybuilders
Martial arts posters are more cancerous and pretentious group of annoying faggots to ever post on this board. I welcome bbc and tranny posting in comparrison. Pls get kicked in the nuts or shot you faggot.

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>Tfw savoring the look of utter despair on a BJJ (BlowJobJutsu) practioner's face when they realize they can't get close enough for a fag-grab because they'll get folded in half by a roundhouse kick

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Derek "My balls was hot" Lewis

It causes brain damage when done frequently, but I do spar at least twice a month.