Is there a more alpha animal than the MOTHERFUCKING GORILLA?
The only contender I can think of is a lion, but they're fucking lazy and unglorious
Is there a more alpha animal than the MOTHERFUCKING GORILLA?
Logan Hall
Leo Wright
Male lions sleep 20h a day.
Most of the time only females hunt.
The male wakes up just to eat, shit, drink fuck and take care of the kids while the females are away.
Oh and sometimes they fight off the competition.
Dylan Reyes
Humans took over the world and are more alpha than gorillas
Chase Bailey
idk but check out this absolute UNIT
Matthew Cook
I could fight and kill a full grown male silverback gorilla with my bare hands. Really not that alpha
Luis Wilson
Holy shit he mogs all of the primates combined
Luke White
I saw a an article showing the claim that gor*llas are 8x stronger than alphas is bullshit, and they're only about 2x stronger (0.5x stronger than me)
and that's p4p, so considering they're shorter than me (5'7) they're probably not that strong
most of the people who die from gor*lla attacks are weak old women and shit
I honestly could to take on a gor*lla
hell probably entire zoo on a good day
I'm a big guy, I deadlift 400lb and I weigh 240lb so I'm way stronger than 70% of Jow Forums, also I train MMA so I could probably grab the fucker's neck and choke the fuck out of him like rambo in first blood,
and with his ugly gor*lla skull, and my big grizzly hands one right hook of mine would pulverize his little monkey brain because I'm obviously very strong (see my lifts above).
Christian King
imagine being a 400lb ball of pure muscle yet still being nimble enough to keep balanced footing on a tightrope. just in awe of this lad. wish I was a gorilla bros...
Liam Martinez
low tier bait
Blake Miller
leopards are known to prey on gorillas and they are like 1/4 the size
Kayden Cooper
the virgin carnicuck vs the vegan chad
Gavin Jones
Asher Adams
rogan on the mic
youtube.com
Kayden Nguyen
Like watching a downs kid. So majestic.
Ryan White
Gorillas have a one inch dick.
Literally ONE INCH.
Angel Thomas
And they still fuck yo moms
Michael Baker
315lb. Even in captivity they're unlikely to be 400lb.
Samuel Kelly
>muh dick
sad humanboi cope desu...
Leo Parker
The average silverback is 350lb m8. 400lb is obviously on the higher end but it happens.
Josiah Howard
William Smith
Polar bears specifically.
Ayden Edwards
Holy Beautiful
Owen Russell
a bear would destroy a gorilla
also tigers, lions, jaguars.
Gavin Stewart
One inch pee pee
Michael Miller
Grizzly bears are king. They would routinely destroy gorillas and lions back when they would put them in cages and make them fight. The only animal to kill grizzly bears every once in a while were Siberian tigers. Stop making these shit threads.
Jordan Rivera
315lb(140kg) in the wild. 350lb is captivity weight.
Ayden Martin
you can fuck right off m8
Jose Smith
Wonder how long we'll have to wait until someone falls into a gorilla pit at a chink zoo.
Jaxson Allen
>Blocks your path
Christian Cox
could you take a gorilla in a fight if you had a sword. lets be real, part of what makes humans alpha is our brain; our ability to make tools. i bet if you had a sword you could take on a gorilla easily desu
Andrew Thompson
>animal with the strength of a 5000 lbs man that could snap a man's head off with literal ease
>a sword
kek
Ethan Jones
Tigers absolutely mog lions though.
And hippos would probably destroy everyone, including gorillas.
Josiah Powell
With a spear you'd probably stand a chance. Once that thing gets close you're fucked.
Angel James
well the man might die too, but idk, if you put together like a 6'5+ dude with very long reach, *Maybe* he could stab the gorilla in a vital spot with a giant sword before he himself gets ripped to shreds
Lincoln Campbell
>twists your shit off
Bentley Watson
I can understand a pike, but why sword?? Do you intend to fence with the animal?
Oliver Hall
Why don’t you marry one
David Evans
I like to think that I am closer to the chad gorilla mode than the average guy is because of my hairy ass
Charles Clark
Christopher Ramirez
Salt water crocodile
Can sprint up to 30 miles per hour
Can be over 60 feet long
Highly intelligent: take the same way home from work every day and after 4 days one will be waiting.
Literally kills lions and gorillas for fun
Christopher Brooks
Carter White
This. Those motherfuckers can run at 50km/h, swim and climb easily and are strong enough to kill an elk with one strike. Not to mention their big-ass claws and teeth.
Owen Cox
Is that actually to scale? I'm asking for my gay furry trans friend.
Ethan Moore
I'm pretty goddamn sure that gorillas don't live in the same areas as crocodiles.
Lucas Young
In theory, if you had a horse travelling just a bit faster than the bear, you could easily shake it as its endurance isn't good enough to maintain top speed for more than a few minutes. Of course, the problem is surviving those few terrifying minutes.
Cameron James
Forced perspective bro
Ian Myers
the daily Jow Forums vs gorilla-or-some-other-predator thread
Kevin Ortiz
>tfw deadlifted 700+ at 6'0 200lbs with 28" waist
You should feel bad.
I would teleport behind you and the gorrilla and smash both your little penut brains together in one fluid motion.
Nothing personel, kid.
Asher Young
I don't man, Its bulge looks the same in both pics.
Kayden Collins
Animals are so fucking cool bros
Jonathan Morris
baste.
Asher Powell
this. i wanna be a gorilla.
Ian Torres
potionseller, i need your help
David Turner
Alligators. Imagine being so alpha that you can just mog natural selection for over 8 million years.
Anthony Parker
OH NO NO NO
Landon Bailey
Crocodiles are way more alpha than a pathetic gator
Nathan Watson
I went from instant disgust to instant respect. Based Darwin knows survival of the strongest.
Chase Nelson
MOGGED
Bentley Reyes
to be fair, you could probably injure it enough for it to succumb to an infection later on. But he'd rip you apart in the meantime
Asher Gomez
What is Joe Rogan's deal with primates?
Chase Anderson
any healthy full grown tiger, lion, or black/polar bear would rip any gorilla to shreds
Juan Price
>tigers
Daily reminder
Camden Reyes
oath m8
Jose Harris
I always thought Bighorn rams were pretty fucking alpha.
I wish I could solve all my problems by smashing my head into them.
Robert Cook
same thing
Luke Martin
Also, for their size, roosters are alpha as FUCK.
Jack Evans
>5000 pounds
... Do you know what a sword is? 5000 pounds is the force that you get from pressing on a kitchen knife.
Bentley Nelson
Tuunbaq?
Nolan Gomez
>entire zoo on a good day
so youre fucking telling me you would beat a fucking elephant 1 on 1
seems legit
Austin Brooks
Will the human evolve one day to be able to beat every animal barehanded
James Gutierrez
nah humans probably will evolve to be more frail as technology self serves us everything and at some point we wont even have to do any labour anymore
Logan Price
>by evolution
Fuck no, we are not even in tough places anymore.
>by science
Probably, yes
Thomas King
>humans can't even walk around barefoot without fucking their shit up
JUST
Christian Cox
>Those glutes
Dylan Green
Go back, newfag
Cooper Ward
My potions would kill a gorilla let alone a man
Cameron Bailey
>calls a predator lazy
>calls a herbivore alpha
yeah, ok
Parker Morales
>Assuming you could get your arm around the gorillas neck without gor*lla pulling the arm from its neck and throwing your entire body with said arm.
Elijah Foster
A Croc would literally grab a gator by the middle and do the death roll drowning it with its superior jaw and musculature. Crocs can fight off a Great White Shark, another alpha animal.
Hunter Gray
Could imagine in ad the man was white and he stopped a black man from follow girl?
White girl.
Logan Gray
>Literally a fish that swims all day and dies if it stops swimming. Front end is entirely murderous mouth that rips shreds of everything it touches. Commonly scarred from battles.
Grayson Myers
Even their domesticated cousins can fuck you up.
Brandon Gutierrez
Buffalo, American bison. Astronomical testosterone during the rut. Only a moose compares.