Not shaving your head to complement the Jow Forums lifestyle

>not shaving your head to complement the Jow Forums lifestyle
>spending time and money on useless shit like hair

Never going to make it

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Private Paula is that you?

>receding hairline at 23 because of steroids
>shave the rest off
>make this thread as cope

Lol okay hairlet

>spending money on hair products when you can just /nopoo/
NGMI

You started going bald and rather than fight it you just rolled with it, well done but don't pretend it was a choice.

fucking warrior skull, mirin

Wrong. Taken the day before I decided to get rid of it

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Haha you look like one of those thumb men from spy kids.

pic related

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That is a horrendous haircut. Maybe if you actually spent time and money on your hair you wouldn't have ended up looking like cueball.

Made me chuckle, thank you

It looked pretty good at the time, had originally planned to let it grow to shoulder length
>Maybe if you actually spent time and money on your hair
No.

you look like one of those cholo mexicans with a shaved head

Alright it's shaved now what?

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>tfw my head is that perfect middle ground between square and cube that makes a shaved head intimidating as fuck

I look like a cancer patient when I shave my head so I just buzz it

Jesus this looks terrible

Going for the Alt Right look I see.

Don’t have a warrior skull so I can’t get it cut any shorter than a 2 or a 3 at the sides and god knows how long at the top

OP here, What the fuck is a warrior skull??

>Everything is political

Your life must suck :/

>buzzed it down to the skull in the summer before college to try to embrace the clean break
>realize I have a weird pointy skull and a pinched forehead
>now dreading balding someday

Some scalps weren't meant to be seen.

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I "just shaved it bro" years ago and still do, but I look like an alien and people give me weird looks because of this, the combination of my weird head shape and asymmetrical eyebrows that makes me look like mad eye moody from harry potter really contributes to double take-worthy ugliness, like igor from frankenstein or something but worse. I don't recommend it, I just do it because I don't give a fuck. but there are many people who should not shave their heads

I feel you

dude you're the opposite of the Jow Forums lifestyle LMAO

>Looking like a poor brainlet with an IQ of 50 who listens to heavy metal, keeps a katana in his place and is secretly a neonazi

Post body and face

>projecting this hard

Ouch :B

FAT FUCK!

I've been buzzing and shaving my head since I was maybe 14. Then I realized that I was uglier than average and putting money in nice haircuts would be a waste of money.

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just bee urself

t. eggman

I shave my head, but not completely bald; 1/4" on the sides and back, 1/2" on top, and a 3/8" taper between the sides/back and the top is the most patrician hair

I shaved my head for the first time last week.

I gotta say it was a hell of a lot fucking harder than I thought it would be.

I have long hair cut on the sides and back usually braid it into a French braid (think of 69) get a lot of compliments

I mean could you at least try not to look like an SS wannabe?

Based. You're rockin' it.