/mommy general/

>I will LITERALLY NEVER EVER have a mommy gf
youtube.com/watch?v=0lXb4gLL5Nk

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thats why god gives every person a mother, you bellend

I can't fuck her, you poofta.

heres another for your mommy gf collection

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you have a dick, dont ya?

>like milfs
>hate incest and cuck shit
Why must life be this way

>hate incest
Cringe and bluepilled.
>Why must life be this way
You're living on easy mode, faggot. You just have to take someone else's mom.

THIS /mommy general/ have been taken over by Cuckcest posters!

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I am a mommy gf male
I wish i had a boy to tease and cuddle

Are there any sites where I can talk about how much I want mom's ass on my face with people who feel the same way?

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yeah, its called Jow Forums, you fucking retard

>implying
Not even /trash/ does it that much and these threads are only something recent and don't attract much people.
I want to expand my horizons, you nigger.

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>male mommy gf
no such thing, you mentally deranged

discord
originally lero rero haha

essentially just a generic gay person.

tfw have a tranny mummy gf

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then become a daddy bf

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I need a mommy gf so badly

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w-what the hell that's my mom when my brother Chad took her photo!

... and there's ME in the background!

I do want that as well, but I'm a bad writer and don't have much to say about it. Hit me up with the scenarios you've thought up.

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>tfw irl i only want incest
>in fantasy i think of all sorts of crazy scenarios. no limits as long as mothers are being lewded

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>tfw neither tall or thick enough to be mommy gf

Go drink some tall juice. Duh. Also eat more.

Mommy is a state of mind. You don't need either of those.

My dad died when I was 8 so I pretty much grew up without one. I shot my mom's abusive alcoholic deadbeat piece of shit boyfriend to death with a mini 14 when I was 17 though. The case was ruled justified and thrown out.

Nice user, good for you

>*grabs user's bulge*
>not *bulge grabbed by user*
top plen

You don't need to be either.
Even a 6'5 muscle Chad could have a skinny 5'0 mommy gf

calorie wise nut butters, healthy fats, more carbs, shakes, mass gainers and weight training will help distribute mass Aesthetically. do a plan like strong curves but with a bulking diet.
if short, and you're older than mid teens you can't really fix being a womanlet user

>all these garbage posts for mommy gf
>while their real mom is treated like a cum dump by (((dad)))

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>Implying you wouldn't treat her the same way
Literally made for breeding.

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>you would treat the same way
>implies any cock can go and stretch her wet puss

This is the truth, all mommies are meant for breeding

bumpera mother rero hero

why are milfs so attractive?

I have nothing to contribute but I wanted to share this pic with you mommy lovers. Enjoy.

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True,mommies are made for mating press

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That manga had so much potential,the ending was really lackluster

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>6'1 mtf trans
>start seeing cis girl who is 5'1
>turns out she just wanted to be with me because she has a mommy fetish and couldn't find a tall enough cis girl to fulfill it

I like amature and realistic milf porn
Big fake tits and ass are the worst

I like real thicc mommies that have that big titted mommy sag and don't mind a little cellulite as long as she's the right kind of thicc
Anybody got good 3D moms?

wow so believable

what is your idea of big fake tits and asses?

>what is your idea of big fake tits and asses?
Tits and ass that are fake? Have you never seen fake parts?

I wish i was a chadson and could make my mom cum on my big bebis and we had deep passionate sex, the best she ever had.

Based,natural thickness is the best
>tfw i have a fetish about big cellulite asses

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Any guy who likes thicc girls but can't handle cellulite has never seen a truly thicc girl and is low test

Even if she's not obese and she's got the right tits, ass, and thighs, she'll always have cellulite
That's fine with me

I'm pretty sure my mom and dad stopped having sex as soon as I was born.

I posted yesterday and I'll post today.
I only hope this pic is somewhat appropriate

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Ah,nice to see there are other cultured anons in this god forsaken place

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Too late,your younger brother is already chadson

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Why does my mom have to be such a milf that I want to fuck and have to pretend to be grossed out when my friends say shes hot

i just wanna pin a cute boy down and milk his dick dry and have him call me mommy

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Pls do that to me

>you will never get a big breasted boomer mommy gf

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Tranny mommies can be hot, sometimes. Sometimes, not all the time. Most are freaks and not in a good way

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How do I be a good tranny mommy

Be really really passable and hot, don't be creepy

this but don't pretend to be a real grill, act like the futa nee-sans in hentai. like admitting youre a dude but a mommy anyway and simply perverted af

Pretty much this. When you're a tranny mommy gf, you are a bottom 70% of the time, then the other 30% is to peg him since he wants to be dominated. Be sure to tease him and playfully point out he's a helpless pervert for dating a tranny in her 30's. It's literally just a mommy gf with a couple extra steps

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>point out he's a helpless pervert for dating a tranny in her 30's.
This is the good shit

Do guys who like milfs like milf with tummy, ass, and tits or fit milfs with tight asses and tight tumms?

>tfw you'll never be with your mom on a deserted island forced to copulate

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The mom fucking thread will never die!

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>penetrate your big, squishy mommy in her marital bed
>finish inside her, neither knowing or caring if it takes
bringing it back to where you came from