You will never have a feral gutter wench gf

>You will never have a feral gutter wench gf
>You will never cuddle your nonverbal qt on a scavenged mattress around a firepit

Why even live?

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go to concerts and festivals until you find one then? wtf do you want user.

>tfw live in an old east coast city
>gutters and sewers are filled with nothing but rats

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>tfw want a feral gutter bf who can't read
and he'll be mine forever, because I'd be the only who would tolerate his bullshit (ex. not showering, not knowing how to read or do simple math, etc)
>pic related is basically dream bf
>tfw fiction is not reality

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Now THIS is what I call an original thread

Then contribute or it will die.

This seems comfier than it logically should

That's gay but I get it. A sewer guy would be way more gross than a sewer girl... except maybe if you consider her periods. And you don't have to worry if you leave your guy at a truckstop while you get food that he's gonna get raped or anything.

>>You will never have a feral gutter wench gf
Thank God.

I'd rather not, a man should never sleep with a feral animal.

dig the digits
I would assault anyone that even vaguely reminded me of the always sunny illiterate trash janitor
I WANT MY GRIMY DIRT GRUB TWINK

My dream sewer girl Eliza. Roaming the sewers, going on scavenging trips together, and dining on dumpster leftovers by candle light. How romantic.

that would be claustrophobic and creepy as fuck

go in the sewers and you'll probably just end up finding other Jow Forums users

tsk. You are not blessed with the Site.
Dirt grub partner would never leave you. Would always love you. You would support and rely on each other, you both against the world and your tight knit group of friends.
Them struggling to buy you something nice, or make you something meaningful. Just honesty because you have nothing else.
Sad of you user, get well soon.

We're waiting for our gutter babes.

This or in the longphort

get well soon, oregano

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hmmm I dont have autism, no. I'm a privileged robot by choice, not circumstance

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What happens when it rains?

Droplets of water fall from the sky because the moisture in the air collected into clouds and became too heavy to stay in the air.