>5'9"
>nignog
>5x5 penor
>below average iq
>can't rap/dance/play ball
>ugly
>depression/add/anxiety
You don't know real pain
5'9"
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Parker Watson
Believe it or not being 5'9, below average IQ ugly guy with a 5x5 dick kind of makes your niggerness irrelevant. All of the poor souls with those traits are hated and shunned by society.
I wish you the best of luck my friend because you're going to need it.
Lincoln Lewis
what if i have better stats for each one you mentioned and im stil a 24yo incel??
we may not be the same but i guarantee we share the pain m8
Kevin Butler
I have thought about, a couple of times, how awful it must be to be a black guy with a small penis. I'm really sorry, man.
Juan Campbell
'9"
My same height
>>nignog
Yup. Thats me. Another blackbot
x5 penor
Im 6x4. I wish I had more girth
>>below average iq
Yup.
>>can't rap/dance/play ball
Same. I listent to rap a lot. No rhythm.
>>ugly
I'd get called "good looking".
>>depression/add/anxiety
Yesserino
We're pretty much the same. I wish I can hang out with other nigs like us
Dylan Adams
5'9 isn't even a bad height just don't slouch bro.
James Rodriguez
You have under 4.5 inches girth? What's ur thickest part?
I thought my girl left me because of this but near the top of my shaft it's 5.1 and curves up. So lil over average but the bitch still called it skinny. She's still alive out there somewhere.
Anthony Taylor
>6'0"
>white
>6x5 benis
>smart enough to be painfully self aware and understand all my feelings
>ugly
>fat
>can't do much of anything physical
>depression, AVPD, inferiority complex
I know what pain is better than you think, user. Sorry about your dick; you missed out on the one good part of being black.
Jackson Bell
>5'9"
6 feet
>nignog
Aryana (Nordic white)
>5x5 penor
I don't know the burger units
>below average iq
Anyone who claims to have a high IQ has a low iq, so don't worry user
>can't rap/dance/play ball
Welcome to the club
>ugly
Yep
>depression/add/anxiety
Uhuh
>You don't know real pain
Probably not
Colton Brooks
>5'9"
I'm 5'4 I'd kill for your height
>nignog
Me too
>5x5 penor
Idk my girth but I'm 6 inches so...average
>below average iq
I'm only 10 points above average according to an online test. Doesn't matter if you're lazy like I am.
>can't rap/dance/play ball
same...could do meme dances tho
>ugly
I'm average
>depression/add/anxiety
Depression and anxiety as well...I feel like you could go for the drug fiend look and post pictures of yourself with guns on twitter with hearts to attract poser bitches who listen to Lil Uzi Vert and Lana Del Rey. You've got a significant advantage over me considering your +5 to height.
Levi Nelson
>be me
>5'11"
>6x6
>pretty sure im retarded but not in the good way that makes you smart
>social awkwardness and past makes me unable to fuck anyone in my city
>inferiority complex kicks in
>to nervous to have sex now even with people who are down.
>depression and anxiety kicks my ass everyday
>im not even ugly
>my face when i realize im a chad that cant pop a boner
>fml i think i win, user
Justin Diaz
>be me
>5'10"
>7x6
>white
>autistic, pretty damn heavy autism
>high sex drive
>very active
>studies stem subject at good university
>not even ugly
>I'm an autistic chad essentially
>adept at Russian style dancing
Brandon Sanders
leave it to the redditfags to larp. unironically neck yourself and fuck off to reddit
Oliver Hill
>5'8
>pajeet
You're instantly doing better than me friend.
Xavier Perry
If youre black women will automatically consider your dick as big even if it isnt. Women dont see reality like men do, they basically hallucinate another reality which they inhabit in which logics dont apply. Another example if they meme themselves into being attracted into a guy who is small in their reality they will genuinely consider him tall. So dont worry too much. Although they are fickle and their imagined realities can quickly dissipate again.
Jeremiah Jones
>5'9"
6'4" (inb4 Chad referee, height doesn't help if you're autistic and ugly)
>nignog
Irish (just fuck my shit up)
>5x5 penor
7x5
>below average iq
Definitely above average, evidenced by academic results
>can't rap/dance/play ball
Yep
>ugly
Hideous
>depression
Pretty sure
I'm a 25 year old KHV, but I concede that I can't know your pain.
Nicholas Nelson
>5'11
>whitoid
>6.7 inch pecker
>iq is under average, not smart enough (somewhere around 105)
>no talents, whatever the fuck white people do
>ugly/weird looking
>depression and schizoid
I think I'm pretty close OP
Dominic Clark
Literally what the fuck do you mean by "pretty sure" normalfag
Jordan Gutierrez
What's up Fat Lip?
Carson Rogers
>5'6
>Chink
>5.5x4.5
>Average IQ
>Ugly
>Depression/add/anxiety
I think I know it
Levi King
this song makes me wish I was an ugly nignog
Jonathan Smith
>5'9"
>mix of spic and white
>4 inches penor
>don't know my IQ, but I'm dumb
>can't rap/dance/play ball
>average
>anxiety
>failing college for 3 years straight due to lack of motivation
>stuck in horrible retail job
I think I'm close man
Henry Garcia
None of that is damning. You can change the ugly and low iq part. Lift and read a book, faggot. Rap is gay and sports dont matter if you are old enough to post here. Average for American black men is under 6 inches length, under 5 girth, just like all other races. The black dick meme came from a penis study in the Congo where the men had to self report penis size and the average came out to 7 inches, because just like everyone on Jow Forums, most people's anonymous dick size adds an inch or two. You have an average dick, you cant complain. Also 5ft 9 is also average for american blacks. Stop being such a self pitying cuck and get your life together. That goes for the rest of the faggots in this thread too.
Jaxon Hill
LOOOOOL just change the fact that you're ugly and stupid, just read book you'll get smarter LOOOOL
Parker Davis
Ya that's what im saying. I had ~6 concussions in my youth and was addicted to drugs. I got sober, started forcing myself to read technical literature and mathematics textbooks for hours everyday, enrolled in community college, busted my brainlet ass to get good grades for general engineering, and now I am at a 4 year public university for computer engineering getting A's. Not everything is set in stone, your are just a lazy bitch who wont admit his faults and work to fix them. Same goes for looks. Lifting, skincare, hygiene, and dressing like an adult all make you more attractive. So does not having a massive victim complex. The Lord helps those who help themselves.