How do I achieve Adeptus Custodes mode?
How do I achieve Adeptus Custodes mode?
Joseph Gutierrez
Josiah Lopez
Fail at your one job and then spend 10,000 years in BDSM gear.
Gabriel Scott
>tfw you go to the bathroom for 10,000 years and the custodes are still on the same exercise
Carson Gomez
It's all about the fingering
Asher Green
It would be just easier to do Starting Psyker and give yourself for the Emps gains.
Connor Flores
Is this achievable natty?
Thomas Campbell
Is favor from the dark gods considered natty?
Caleb Sanchez
stop worshiping chaos
Matthew Morris
>He hasn't taken the Tyranid pill
Literally the best macronutrient profile ever
Jaxson Lewis
>Lifting for Nurgle, the god of DISEASE
Brayden Rivera
Protect Terra x F x F x F
James Martin
Achievable Natty? Is the favor of Khorne not natty?
Thomas Moore
>warp magic
>natty
ishygddt
Jacob Price
>being an impericuck
Aaron Reed
WHO'S READY FOR A PROSTATE MASSAGE?????
Cooper Bailey
>Terra
>A hive world with a ruined ecology where the superstitious masses huddle in filth.
>A breeding ground of corrupt, inefficient bureaucracy bloated by greed and arrogance.
>Worth protecting
The only reason the Custodes is "protecting" this planet is because the Emperor is on it. Remember, the Custodes ONLY protects the Emperor. If a million babies must die to save the Emperor's toenail, you will the Custodes personally choke a million babies.
Dominic Perez
How much do I have to lift to be considered a Mary Sue?
Carson Cook
Underrated
Jason Bailey
Imperial steroids
Camden Smith
Who's the superior beings custodes or tje pillarmen?
Easton Bell
*the
Angel Nelson
In the fluff, it's stated that a Custodes is to a space marine what a space marine is to a guardsman
Interpret that as you will
Jaxon Price
The in game stats as well.
Guardsman and other peak human soldiers
3 Strength, 3 Toughness, 1 Health (more if a character)
Space Marine, biologically engineered killing machine with decades of not centuries of experience
4 Strength, 4 Toughness, 2 Health (if Primaris, at least, otherwise 1)
Custodes, GENETICALLY modified super bodyguards
5 Strength, 5 Toughness, 3 Health
Brandon Wood
Why is there so much crossover with Jow Forums and /tg/?
David Bailey
sensible chuckle
Jeremiah Diaz
all of it
Christopher Foster
AWAKEN, MY EMPEROR
Jonathan Garcia
Based
Colton Ross
>Be at least 6'7", altho proper custodes are like 7'2" minimum
>have a healthy, gold-brown tan
>aquila and skull tats EVERYWHERE
>make mad gainz
>get down to borderline unhealthy bfp
>roid the fuck out to GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>inject so much test your balls fall off, your life belongs to the emperor now so you won't be needing those anyways
>wear shiny gold armor that constantly injects you with test so you don't grow boobs
>tape ar15 to spear, run string from trigger to your hand
>learn to shoot this thing
>become immortal
>join local KKK chapter
>????
>profit
Parker Cruz
Based and David Dukepilled
Angel Bailey
Nigga ain't no blessing of any chaos god natty.
Luke Adams
Do what he does.
Cameron Howard
ultimate bloatlord
Jason Roberts
>I'll show you who's the boss of this Palace
William Rogers
Hunter White
>each one was stronger than a primarch
>there were 10 thousand of them
Dylan Wood
Imagine the smelle.
James Thomas
I love how all of you roidheads can instantly switch to 40k when prompted
Nathan Turner
>slaanesh sfw.jog
Haha, no.
Samuel Davis
At least insult with something original
Ayden Perry
Yeah because it's sick