>24 year old beta virgin >finally get gf for the first time >5/10 but fine with that especially because she's also a socially awkward virgin like me >date her for 3 months >takes 3 months get her in the bedroom >have massive pussy-eating fetish >have desperately wanted to go down on a girl for over a decade >spent months preparing for this day, reading up on how to eat pussy good >it'stime.jpg >go down on her >must be doing it right, cause she gets wet instantly >then the smell hits me >the >fucking >smell >is >horrible >it's almost unbearable >smells nothing like I imagined it >get instantly turned off >don't want to make her mad so eat her out anyway, but have to breath through my mouth cause of smell >can't even get it up so just finish her with hands >don't even ask for blowjob in return >cuddle with her until she leaves and say nothing about how horrible it smelled
What the fuck guys. This isn't how it was supposed to go down. Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me wet pussy stank like sweaty asscrack? She was definitely a virgin and she had a shower beforehand, so it was definately the smell of vaginal juices.
I feel more disappointment than I ever have in my entire life right now.
She might have an infection desu, pussy isn't meant to smell that bad. It tastes like anything, perhaps a bit salty, when it's a normal pussy.
Camden Hill
>don't want to make her mad so eat her out anyway, but have to breath through my mouth cause of smell Why didn't you just say your jaw/tongue was getting tired?
Joshua Morgan
I think theres something wrong with your girl. Is she fat. If you are different ethnicities that might (probably) be the reason
Nathan Murphy
she has an infection and she needs to get it fixed idk what to do if i was you
Liam Miller
How about next time you take a shower with her and then get bussy.
Adam Baker
what the fuck is it with women and smell twats? how do you not notice the stench or that there is something wrong with it? are women seriously this unaware of their own fucking body?
Jackson Morales
Fake and gay. Or she's sick with something.
Eli Rivera
It tastes fine; just like you're describing. Slightly salty but mostly flavorless. But the smell is so insanely strong and awful. I don't think it's an infection. I don't want to tell her how much it stank to me because she has really low self esteem and is terrified of disappointing me. I didn't have it in me to ruin her first sexual experience by telling her that I hate the natural smell her body makes.
idk maybe I could have but that doesn't solve the overarching problem here
She's white and a tiny bit chubby, definitely not fat.
Why don't you think it's an infection? It more than likely is. Pussy wasn't supposed to stink. Bad smells were meant to repel humans, it wouldn't make sense for a sex organ to naturally stink as bad as you're describing.
Nathaniel Moore
What are you talking about bro, nothing in evolution was aimed towards making genitals palatable to the tongue and nose. You're supposed to mash dick and pussy together, not put your mouth on them.
Pussy does smell gross, and OP is kind of a brainlet for not realizing a gaping orifice slime factory is going to have a stench if you get close to it.
Jacob Diaz
Nothing you were supposed to come into close contact with was supposed to have a strong stench. You weren't supposed to have shit near your face either but it still stinks.
Ian Adams
>You weren't supposed to have shit near your face either but it still stinks.
That's... my point, isn't it? No reason the vagina shouldn't smell, same with the ass. You weren't supposed to shove your face in either of them.
All the white girls I've fucked smelt and tasted fine down there. Maybe a little objectionable after a long day hiking but that's it. Asian and Indian girls slightly worse on average but I don't tend to be eating them out anyway.
Did she actually wash down there beforehand? If so I'd consider bacterial vaginosis.
Hudson Sullivan
wtf am I supposed to do about it if she has an infection?
Noah Jones
Maybe she doesn't know how to clean her ass correctly. You really gotta get in there with a loofah real good. Try bathing with her and clean her ass for her. It's be under the guise of sexy bath time so you won't hurt her feelings.
My ex had a stank ass puss but that's cause she didn't clean her pussy properly. My current fiance doesn't have this issue cause she cleans the INSIDE of her pussy as well as the outside.
