Legit want to fucking shoot myself rn lads

Happens to the best of us, probably over stimulated or nervous. Obviously just stay calm in that situation or, and this helped me, get her to suck your dick.

Most chicks find the challange of getting a guy hard fun.

Can't wait for this to happen to me so I can drop all pretense of hope and just become a wizard

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This happened to me a couple times, the trick is to buy some cheap generic viagra/cialis just be sure and guaranteed to get over those nerves. Get some crypto, buy through alldaychemist, and you'll be fucking like a champ in no time. Also, having the guarantee in your mind that you'll get hard goes a long way to reducing the nerves by itself.

We just talked for an hour on my bed and she left afterward. She said I wasted her time and gas money. I then gave her $5.

I texted her that if she wanted to get taken out sometime, just hit me up. She just said "Sure I will lol" which I'm assuming is sarcasm.

Feeling like shit rn. This is like the second time it happens too, fuck my fucking life dude.

It's emasculating I bet but I don't have that issue I have a different one where I can't cum. It's getting better though. So like you didn't even do foreplay? She just wanted dick on demand?

Idk, not american. Forgot it needs prescription there. Going to a doctor sounds like a pain in the ass.

>She just wanted dick on demand?
Yea

I did get her to suck my dick dude, still didn't work :(

Well shoot dick on demand is tough I like to get hard with foreplay myself like kissing and getting a lapdance but good luck in the future

I'm having this problem too. I can only nut through vigorous HJ with lube when with someone else. What did you do to fix it? Anyone have suggestions?

Yea dude, we did kissing for a short while but I just froze after.
kms

>How big are you
>Not

would be my response

What do you guys think OP looks like

You see my standards are to fucking high. I can't just fuck any bitch off tinder.

Like I tried with this fat girls before and man... I just wanted to call Uber and fap it off

I'm that dude so death grip is the condition where basically I've masturbated so much real pussy isn't as much a stimulation as I need. To solve this I tried cutting back on jerking off and of course I relapse but that's the most important part. Then a second thing is I have to imagine something really hot and kinky to get me off so I have to chase the nut if you will in my mind so I close my eyes. This isn't good for the girl so I have them Doggystyle or reverse cowgirl so they're not looking at me. Also no stress or anything to mess up my rhythm. I know if I have something in the back of my mind it gets even harder to cum and keep fucking. Any other questions?

So, maybe try building a bit of a relationship. Not... literally one, but to a point you're comfortable.

Point is, there's nothing wrong with you bro. Shit happens, you'll bone the next one proper.

White and slim with average dick probably named Jeff or Cody

I legit post my profile in like every thread. I guess it's karma for being an annoying cunt.

Thanks bro. The funny part is that I had a good date today and the day before this rando. This shit has me shook though, for real.

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Of course she asks for the size of your dick

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You have your own place dude or like roommates or what?

Own place, yea. Fuck roommates.

Damn Daniel how much is rent and what's your square footage

my homie 6'1" fucking pigs baka brother

How the fuck does this spic get matches and girls even MESSAGING FUCKING FIRST and not me what the fuck

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What did you write in your bio?

Seriously lol Chad over here stressin

I pay around $1.1k a month. I can afford it due to my job though.

>I'm 6'1 and I go to concerts for a living
Girls tell me they don't even look at my bio though. So I wouldn't put much stock in it.

my homie rich as fuck fucking pigs, how?

Oops meant to respond to you bio-user.

It happend to me as well
Probably nerves so your dick isnt broken. I had the same problem and i was ashamed, i thought i had some sort of medical issue cus i couldnt bang sluts, But then i met my gf and we had sex with no pressure so now i fuck like a chad.

I live in the music capital of the world so I work in the music venue scene here.

Not even close to a chad bro.

>be 5'10
>will write that I'm 6'
>get wet holes
Tnx user

Ehhh, it's more about your pictures than anything.

I caved and bought 100 credits on photofeeler. Next to my selfie (which I know is a good selfie) my most top rated pic is the picture where I completely tower over the dude. So if you're somewhat tall, post a picture of you with a smaller guy. Sounds mean but whatever.

You're a chad-wannabe and you got what you deserved. Fuck you, OP.

That's a pretty good idea. Tnx user.

>wannabe

This dude gets girls asking for sex.

You couldn't get hard because you were nervous, user. It's pretty normal if you're inexperienced or it's been a while, at least it was for me. Did you do ANYTHING, like making out, eating her pussy?

I legit had sex three days ago successfully which is the weird part. I guess I'm not used to just hooking up straight away. We made out briefly but it wasn't working after a while :C

Yeah I'm not one for hookups, honestly. I usually have trouble the first few times with any girl I'm with, but eventually my dick magically gets to full mast and I don't have any problems staying hard for 1-2 hours.

I've also tried cutting back on the masturbation recently. Did you cut porn too? I see what your saying, but if I'm with someone I'm attracted to and am in the process of fucking them, I don't get why that isn't enough for me. Like, in my mind I feel like it should be a fantasy fulfillment just getting to have sex at all, but it just doesn't scratch the same itch for some reason.

And then he can't get his dick hard. Poetic fucking justice.

Tbqh, I think it's more about me being familiar with the girl first before fucking them. Idk dude.

This chick literally just knocked on my door 15 minutes after matching.

So many newfags that nobody recognises Ricky when they see him

Who ordered the salty crab

I was talking about myself dude

Yes I tried to cut as much porn as I can as possible. And it's unfortunate that I have to imagine something else when I'm literally having sex on person in real life but until the issue is fully cured these are steps that have to be taken to return to
"normal" and it's better if you communicate with your partner about your issue so that they don't feel upset or whatever

I mean you don;'t really have to imagine someone or something else to cum but for me I have fucked for at least 30 minutes without cumin and by then usually the girl gets tired and taps out because I kind of have a big dick so the sooner I can try to get myself to cum the better they end up feeling satisfied

>tfw 0 matches

What's the secret

Look at you faggots, sympathizing with brad. He deserves every bad thing that happens to him, and so do you. Kill yourselves, all of you.

>ITAOTS in back of main pic
post chart /mu/fag

No chart, but I'll post my top five:

>Anco - STGSTV
>Brave little abacus - Just got back from the discomfort
>Daniel Johnston - What of whom
>GBV - Under the bushes under the stars
>Beach Boys - Smile Sessions

wtf is this normie shit

o dam, actually based taste. Especially brave little abacus

op this has happened to me 3 times and is the only reason I am still a virgin. I am also 20. I decided porn is not worth kicking as I don't even want to try to sex anymore. I cannot even talk on tinder as it makes me panic at this point.

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I personally know Adam of BLA, he's a cool dude.

Oof, I've had sex a few times. First time this has happened to me. I would go to a doctor

Don't try having hookups if you're an anxious virgin.

why the FUCK would you give her money rofl

I have trouble even getting hard masturbating with my right hand. My dick is permanently bent and sensitized to being stroked as I browse the internet and nothing else makes me aroused.

Threads like these are the prime example of why porn is horrible for you.

Why is that? OP couldn't get it up to fuck a pig, so you're blaming the fact that he's seen 10/10s getting railed in porn? This is 2018, not 1818, user. People have standards now.

You look like a caveman
Ooga booga

>Pussy is pussy
good god you normalfags are revolting

What's your problem pallie pal?