How to know if your handsome or uggo?

How to know if your handsome or uggo?

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Walk down the street and when you see an attractive woman, smile at her
If she smiles back, you are attractive
If she avoids eye contact and pretends she didn't notice, you are ugly
It's really, truly that simple

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Idk I think it may be my autism that scares them. I work cashier and a lot of the time they approach normal and friendly, but then become agitated as I avoid eye contact, or try to maintain eye contact not to agitate them but overdo it. I think the females smell fear like sharks blood, and it disgusts them because they want men to only praise them

I mean it's not about praising them, they are attracted to confidence and if a man can't maintain eye contact while speaking with them that's usually a huge indicator for a beta male with low self esteem

Yeah but they don't chalk it off as me just doing my job and not caring about them, or just acknowledge it as shyness and just take their order. There's a sense of disgust I notice and at times they literally pant like, "I need to get away from this creep as fast as possible". This actually happens several times every shift, and they could even be the girls who approach me friendly.

I don't think it's because you're ugly, they are probably just more interested in paying for their things and moving on with their day as quickly as possible. seems like you're reading into it a bit too much.

I talk to girls like a completely weirdo.

Talk to them in a sweet voice and start acting like a shy girl.
I don't even know why. Maybe I just want to someone to like me.

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just pretend they're dudes when you're talking to them. you gotta be cool baby.

In the early days of work I was more innocently autistic and full beta-cuck mode and customers treated me as a cute shyboy. In recent times the aura is different, I'm more mature and stern, but they're not as consistently thoughtful anymore, they all look at me more defensively (for lack of better word) or uncomfortably. I'm just less patient than I used to be, and since I'm subhuman in social ability, when I combine it with some conscientious hospitality, it collides into creepy vibes

I talk to dude the same way actually.


My friends friends always sniff me out and look at me like I'm different.

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Physically attractive, people tell you

Attractive through confidence, people look at you

These are probably the most important things to consider when talking to women

People only had complimented my eyes, what does that mean

I always smile at people though, I don't give a fuck if they smile back. That's just my friendly disposition.

does it mean something if a girl touches your hand/arm when you say goodbye, before leaving? it happened me 2 times this week
I haven't been much outside lately so probably it's normal nowadays?

how did they touch it?

one of my fm coworkers keeps brushing against my butt, and I'd say it's an accident, but since it only ever happens with her, and multiple times a day, am I on the hitlist? Also, she gave me her number to talk to her for tips if I needed for a eurotrip I'm planning, but I haven't msged her for months since she sent

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I should also mention there's another potential 4channer at my work (has the look and is a Jow Forums type), but oddly he told me he thinks she's stalking him, which I doubt she would since he's unkempt and delusional (thinks a hitman organization tried hiring him on, wants to be a hacker but almost dropping out of college from 2.0). But still, is she a slut, or is she a stacey toying with betas?

one kind of patted me, I understand she meant something like
>life is beautiful!! keep going!!
but the other hold the upper part of my hand for a second or so
maybe it was a handshake and I fucked up

I don't know a lot but if your fucking butt is involved then your virginity it's at stake. Run and ask her about the eurotrip, say you've been very busy. Maybe she wants to join

Ask you're girlfriend??
Silly robots

I get patted on the back alot, prolly only once by a girl (honestly wish they would stop). That's not to odd. The handshake thing I don't know, but it could be a messup like you said.
>your virginity it's at stake
Oh boy user, it's such a risky proposition though since she's a coworker, and I'm doing pretty well at work right now. Once I start getting the trip in order I'll start messaging her about it. She lowkey mentioned shes going too and to plan around the same time, which I was neutral about. But then I brought it up again a few weeks later at work more directly, and she seemed less into it, kinda changed subject. I'll still ask over text though, nothing to lose there

How do you smile?

That the rest of you sucks.

I had some chubby chick constantly brush her ass against my Skinny flat ass.

At first I thought it was an accident but once I move a step she moved a step.
I was scared for my life.

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Thats bold of you to assume I know how to talk to dudes

>Ask you're girlfriend??
Haha yeah girlfriend.

That's a fucking standoff user, jfc. Is there an ending?

Once a girl asked me for a picture because she said I had nice hair
That means your ugly and wants to get Instagram likes with the help of a circus freak

I walked away. Was in a nightclub having a social anxiety attack.


Also had some girl squeeze my face at a nightclub but anxiety got to me first.
I just walked off, it happened too fast. I could have turned around but Im an idiot.

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hell thats better than I did when I went to a club once, I just had wingmen with me trying to hook me with qts, but I didn't know how to dance and they dropd me quick. Stuck to the alcohol, should've drank more in hindsight

If people say you're looking handsome how do you know if it's true or they're just being nice?

My male friend does this to me sometimes.
He knows I'm turbo insecure and a total virgin.
I always wounderd if he's trying to make me feel better.

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