/britfeel/

9th for democracy is a failure and the current political paradigm is unsustainable

Don't even start going down that rabbit hole. Everything is owned by a handful of companies. Found out the other day that "American" company Global Foundries is actually owned by a state controlled Saudi Arabian company

Okay so now I get both PIP and ESA. That's about 750 bongs a month. I'll take the money while I'm recovering but this is shit and I'm hoping to get off benefits and start working against ASAP.

ordered myself a monster breakfast lads

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lmao no fucking way, I just find a high quality torrent of the scenes that look decent

its just like when I found out all the dating sites are owned by the same company

>being this much into porn

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what you ordered lad

org

still no smash midnight launch. still absolutely seething.

went to sainsbury's this morning and got the big breakfast they do
was really good, ngl

right less of this. apologise tae each other.

>letting the porn meme into your life

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Data hoarders like myself will be the new rich elite after the habbening. Media will be one of the most valuable things. What else is there to do in a wasteland other than binge watch netflix?

i was too young to understand what a mistake it was.

useful media is valuable
watching some little bitch get stretched out by a nigger is not valuable data

sorry mate i shouldnt have went off

me too but wise enough now to rid it from my life

I hoard movies, tv shows and games but not porn nor care what (((porn production companies are merging)))

GET A GRIP LOD

Obviously lad. I don't save anything like that. Mainly I have music (5TB), TV (14TB) and films (2TB). Eventually I will write a script to rip pornhub etc but make sure to check the tags and filter out anything with niggers.

Dindunuffin lad just wanted to find out who was wagie and who was neet
It's ok, just don't interfere with my research again

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"watching a petitte white girl being stretched out by an enraged gorilla is arousing" (Crona and Ebin, 2017)

state of tripcucks

There's a not very well known site that basically streams full HD full length movies. Even the latest ones from all the top sites.

I don't know if I can post links but either way I don't think I wanna share it in case it gets popular.

Place called jakes 3 sausages, 3 hashbrowns, 3 bacon pieces and a load of beans

Didnt know sainsbury did big breakfast stuff. Never really seen it in my area. You ever get morrisons breakfasts?

Did you see Crona trying to rationalize it? top tier cringe

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Share with the lads, we'll be good

I wonder what cola faps to
megalols honestly

The concept of a full HD stream is bollocks. The bitrate of a proper 1080p bluray release can be up to 15-20Mbit. Not even Netflix is streaming at that bitrate, you're getting 2-4Mbit maximum. A shitty stream is going to be 1-2Mbit. It doesn't matter if it's a 1080p stream or even 4K, if the bitrate is worse than a dvdrip then it's going to be absolute shit.

I'd really like to see the new sophie turner movie where a guy goes back in time and gets a sofi gf so pls link

yay this one has time freak fanks

What's the title lad?

Painanal and extreme bdsm the slag

>Physics prodigy Stillman is destined for great things, only to be derailed when his girlfriend, Debbie suddenly dumps him. But Stillman isn't beaten, he does what any heartbroken genius would do - he invents a time machine to get a second chance at love.
Really m8?

yourporn.sexy

fair enough but i'm not watching porn here. do i really need to see the shaving cuts on the girl's vagina?

going to start wanking to my imagination rather than porn

'time freak' but it is ok the site user above linked has it
it is my greatest fantasy basically
:(

I need to go back to that but I got dragged back into porn

whats time freak?
he doesn't want porn you degenerate
You know it's true lad you dont fish for bf's on r9k without being a kinky little cumdump

I thought we were all talking about porn here.

And you can try all you want nobody believes you - you watch porn. Admit it.

based the cummies are much better and it's amazing to cum in the shower

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Put my black pudding away in the freezer but now I really want a piece n black pudding REEEEEEEEEEEE

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you are already sweet enough frog fren

It's not SWEET it's made from the blood of my ENEMIES

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o-ok
*does the big run in the oposite direction*

>mum puts bleach in the toilet
>go for my morning piss
>burns my throat and nostrils

Why do they all do this.

I personally can't go longer than a day without having a wank, porn or no porn. Best way to stop is?
>inb4 just stop wanking bro

>Hey Emma will you put your feet in my mouth?

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Going to watch a star is born with mummy tonight lads

you're not supposed to drink the toilet water lad

You could always just get arrested again, plenty of bigger lads in jail to give you a good stroke.

Best way to stop is to get on testosterone blockers

>On my face user?

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find something to occupy your time or do something to exhaust yourself so you have no energy to wank

Get a girlfriend. More satisfying than your hand so you require sex less often.

really want to shag my gfs tiny arse but last time we did it i tried shagging too fast annd its put her off the idea permenantly

How to get a gf when you're short, skinny, bald and no teeth?

It's the north, anything is possible. The state of some of them on Jeremy Kyle.

How about she gets to peg you and if you can put up with it for an hour she'll do the same

Wig, platform shoes and dentist.

desu i used to stick big toothbrushes up my arse when i was a teenager i could take it no problem

would be a fair deal

It wouldn't help, usually it's one to get out of bed and one to help sleep.
Pahahahah
I've got teeth lad, all of em.

this meant as reply to this

Love wagie life

Might be told I get to go home early

>I've got teeth lad, all of em.
Do people in the north even learn to count? The two at the front isn't all of them zeusy, but it does make it easier to give your cellmate a nice good suck.

You ever been someones social suprerior?

When I take diazepam I get so confident that I can scope out people who are literally sweating at the prospect of carrying on conversation, is that what chads feel all the time

>lives in the north
>has all his teeth
>doesn't have a gf

It's because you don't want one.

gonna go catch myself a trap gf lads

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>You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Jow Forums 2 - /b/ Outside of /b/.
So much for the based Janny. What was it Janny, Hollywood niggers? you fucking snowflake reddit faggot

I only stuff I fap to are 2d lewds and doujins otherwise I use my perverted imagination

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where is our hunting ground?

Its lack of democracy that is failing us. We need democracy in the workplace, and more power to be devolved from Westminster and Brussels to a local level.

bit late to the game lad

if a janny files a false ban do the Mods tell him off?

We were supposed to go and see it in the pictures, but never got around to it, so I've found a torrent for us to watch tonight.

never gonna lose my virginity am I.

my hunting ground, you can go get your own

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I kinda already did lol. good luck belly man

/soc/ or discord?

yes i relish it especially in group work at uni it's easy to tell who's a robot

except i don't use diazepam

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>get a warning for saying interracial porn is not valuable data
fuck right off

decided to have a look at the tushyraw stuff and it seems like some proper good wank material
went and got the leaked first batch they made for launching the site

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britfeel
crona the janny xD

youtube.com/watch?v=6sQm7GD2FVo

what you lids upto today?
i think the new janny is crona

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I am king of the betas desu

is there anywhere to stream it yet please please

>you play with them balls like it's fifa

youtube.com/watch?v=3w-C0-zVaW8

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i've used britfeel once or twice for that lol, you on discord sp?

Do jannies see the thread but with id's or do they just see it like the rest of us?

>mum clearing out loft
>suggest we get rid of my old toys
>"no! I want to keep them!"

Why do mums get so attached to old toys lads? At-least if I sell them some other kid can enjoy them.

I've always wondered this too. It would be fun to see all the games people play.
nah I hate toxic it seems, maybe I'd download it to chat one on one to someone

My Mum is also a hoarder. She doesn't really have any friends or hobbies. Her life is so empty that she clings to her possessions.