sorry English is not first language
>This morning went into the gym much early than normal (5:30).
>Gym was empty started working out then grunting sound from corner.
>I Surprised!
>I thought alone!
>wanted to see who was up at this hour
>go to see
>man standing at rack, holding pins in hands
>look at mirror
>his trousers flap is open and his cock is out and firm!
>I surprised!!!
>A towel is roll and folded over member
>he grunt and the towel lifts up and down.
>he see me watching
>he smiles and nods and flexes little
>I turn and go lift, so surprised!
>he continues 5 minutes then break then 5 minutes then he leaves.
>nods me as leaves to shower
>his face smiles
>still firm
I make drawing
Does this make cock strong????
IS new workout????
Robert Ross
James Watson
what in the mother of fuck
Connor Long
isnt that just kegels but retarded?
Andrew Hall
literally called towel raises cant vouch for their effectiveness but I can tell you they exist and this guy didn't come up with it
Jayden Parker
kegels yes, but firm cock!
will make harder and longer????
towel weight small, but for cock????
Ryder Scott
>the absolute state of mutts
Hudson Green
What shithole are you from
Oliver Watson
>Dear Diary: Today, I did it. I made that funny post that I dreamed up the other day and put it on Jow Forums! I undoubtedly convinced them my story was true with my broken english. I got hundreds of replies, many of them said they screencapped it, a couple said it needs to be a meme! Some of them even complimented my amazing oc art I posted, then one of them illustrated my story in their own panel comic, amazing! I am awesome. Tomorrow, I will try again, this time with perhaps even more typos and grammatical errors, for luck.
Cameron Gray
Im Argentina but white!
Jonathan Watson
Bentley Clark
Yes user, do it in public and don't forget to wet the towel first.
If you do it with you back against a wall, facing outwards to the rest of the gym, your core will be more stable and that'll allow you to do more reps in comparison to this guy who did it facing the wall.
David Gonzalez
Here's an image if you need help visualizing it
Luke Rogers
I do these in the bathroom with a hand towel
Gives crazy erectile strength
Xavier Rivera
>his face smiles
>still firm
LMAO
But seriously, Kegels can help with erection duration and "firmness", still not sure if Towel lifts are a thing (I checked the workout encyclopedia but its not a perfect list)
Aaron Fisher
I'm gonna say the N word!!
Aaron Carter
i had a dream i was helping someone last night, giving them life advice. i remember telling them, you need to read the book of proverbs, and study on the nature of good and evil. maybe that dream was meant for you, op.
Grayson Jones
kegal exercise
once you've developed them enough, you can literally curl wet wash cloths with your dick
David Hill
sure bud
John Campbell
have you ever made a 8 year olds list of things you don't have any deficiency in their lives and how c they can help with yours and you get to work on breaking up with headache medication for the Renaissance and you stumble into a pussy lmao
Chase Clark
Senpai please include me in the screencap!
Ethan Kelly
Damn bitch you ever try having fun?
Eli Hernandez
>not doing dick curls
Never gonna make it
Zachary Cruz
That was a bit gay, even for Jow Forums
Josiah Cook
but were you surprised tho
Camden White
autism
Angel Ross
Kek. Hits too close to home. I once thought of a greentext about doing "pee holds" and "release" as a pleasurable activity at home. You all would have loved it and everyone would like me for posting it :)
Adrian Martinez
>mfw this is the first thing I see when I browse Jow Forums
Zachary Cruz
>argentino
>blanco
Seguro chamigo, si sos del sur a lo mejor te creo pero lo dudo. Un amargo?
Ryder Hughes
having fun is reddit
Kayden Watson
Easton Sanchez
hi argentina
Alexander Thomas
I've never been in a screencap before.
Ayden Smith
>his trousers flap is open and his cock is out and firm!
>mfw
He's doing Kegels btw.
Xavier Smith
based strokeposter
Samuel Hill
Somebody screencap this
Jace Morris
>I surprised!!!
Yeah I would be too
Jackson Perez
Based.
Foreign meme was funny. Could be funny. This not funny
Asher Wood
Put me in the screencap and ENLARGE MY TEXT
Asher Edwards
Evan Mitchell
meh
Robert Lewis
Somehow I knew it.
Fuck you, negro bolita
Austin Baker
Lo toma dulce. Además de negro es puto
Jayden Hill
>never says the nigger word
Jaxon Adams
To what end?
Brody Russell
To poke the prostate obv
Justin Rivera
oh.
Brody Rodriguez
Supposedly it makes orgasms feel better and make you shoot cum harder
William Wood
I have done this before too.
Dylan Mitchell
I do this from time to time to check my little friend's strength. I'm 40yo and so far so good.
Feels good.
Easton Evans
Oh, fuck....I'm from Argentina too. You write like a Pajeet for fuck's sake. Get someone to write for your. I feel so fucking embarrased.
Henry Sullivan
>34 better morning wood than when I was 20 sex drive still teenage levels
>most women my age are baby crazy
>thots almost all date older men because zoomers are sad sacks.
feels weird hitting your sexual performance peak when you're older especially when most men your age going to shit at breakneck speeds. Can't say I'd trade it for anything but still lament is strong.
Levi Gomez
You had better shoot cum harder if your gonna hope to get any through the towel on your dick.
Jordan Nguyen
Based boomer
Adam Barnes
>especially when most men your age going to shit at breakneck speeds
This is true. Actually I see guys in their late 20s looking like shit more and more everyday.
We should thank the Lord for this. Do not lament.
Leo Gonzalez
nice
Camden Reyes
dosen't really feel like winning though. It's like they didn't know this was a long game and I didn't win because I was the best just everyone else went to shit.
Lucas Campbell
>tells fellow argentinian to write better
>writes like shit as well
That's why some people think you're n*ggers
Owen Bailey
Adding this to my routine.
Carson Lee
boludo
Mason Brooks
Welcome, go away
Luis Ross
kek so true
Josiah Martin
now now, we all know its fake, no need to samefag
Daniel Fisher
Seguro compra bizcochitos dulces en vez de los de grasa
Kevin Brown
>uses lowercase to write demonyms
>not using Argentine as right demonym
Who the fuck are you to tell me I write like shit, nigger?
Lucas Gonzalez
>his trousers flap is open and his cock is out and firm!
>o u t a n d f i r m