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Make her orgasm the objective, not the side quest. Unless she specify she wants romance sex, always be a little animalistic. Don't be a fucking gentleman in bed

/b/ mostly, but its fucking filled with faggots and porn. Jow Forums Jow Forums and /sp/ otherwise

Yeah,but how to have good intercourse? I heard you should buckle your back instead of moving your hips

Here, have this image of worms in the ass

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Girls don't give a shit, as long as you're confident in what you're doing. Mix it up, circuit

But did you learn some functional shit over the years you can share?

Doggy style, gently rub her clit. Have her lay flat on her stomach, hold yourself up with feets and hands, and piledive that shit. USE YOUR HANDS. Touch tits, spank ass, touch hair, whatever. Don't be too excesive tho.

how many friends would you say you have?

7-8 extremely close friends, most i've known for 16+ years. 30 some of otherwise

Well I'm a virgin, so I'm afraid of intercourse. I need the basics my man

How do I talk to them(women), how do I even approach them?

do you get kicks on boosting your ego here? why do you start threads about this? just curious desu

If you're a virgin, let the girl know. Some women will actually be more willing to have sex, knowing they can teach you. Of course, you have to not look like chernobyl disaster and/or be a filthy creep. Then, should luck have it someone is willing to fuck you, ask her what she would like.

Depends on the woman. I won't give you any of that "just be yourself" crap. If you're fuck ugly, start there. Straighten your back, workout, get some good clothes, act confident. Good opener? Nice shoes, earrings. NOT DRESS OR CLOTHES. Comes off as too creepy. Unless you're hot lol

Yes but tips for penetration?
I look normie

Look, I am probably above average in most parameters. If I wanted to get a kick, I would boast among average people. You circuits are not average. You are at the bottom of society, and most of you know it. You can think whatever, but I actually want to see people move up the social hiearchy. Also, I find your "subgroup" interesting, so its a learning process for me as well. Also, good fun getting shittalked by robos

Take peni and vagin, use like glove, have seizure

My current main hoe just broke up with me, citing that our relationship doesnt go anywhere.
Know i shouldn't feel bad as i've already arranged going out with 2 girls tomorrow, one i've previously fucked and her friend who's been wet for me for well over 2 years now.
But still can't shake up the bad stomach feeling, wat do?

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Dang thought you'd help a brother out

You propably have a bad stomach because you made some mistakes, as did she of course, not playing the blame game. But if she said it wasn't going anywhere, maybe you didn't take on enough responsibility. It is not the end of the world, but make sure you change something in an upcoming relationship. Don't be a pushover tho, relationships are one long negotiation

I have no fucking idea what you're talking about, the fuck you mean by tips for penetration?

How do I tap that pussy well with my dick?

Find a pussy first, circuit, then come ask your questions

I had that part already, but denied having sex with her, because I was afraid to tell her that I'm a virgin (19). I don't fear asking a girl out, I'm afraid of the act

Why? That you can't maintain erection or that you can't satisfy her?

Thanks, those are good openers. If I'm a 5 or 6/10 does that mean I have to target 3s or 4s? Is it even worth it to date someone that ugly?

Yo yo yo what's good bro? I'm fucking this qt as I'm writing this but she's just so bad at it. Anyways, I just cucked three virgins and destroyed 15 marriages in a day so it's been a pretty boring day. How's your day going?

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Can't satisfy her with my dick, because I move wrong

First, stop that out of ten/10 evaluation. You're either attracted enough to want to fuck them or you're not. And they feel the same way about you. You're que is not their looks, it's if they seem interested in you. Then you think, often by instinct, if you're interested in fucking/dating them. Human interaction is not a check list

You need to work on those calves, bro

Did you do a 180 degree move on her, or are you spastic?