Fembot thread

Baity bait for baiting potenitial baiters

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>tfw I've made this low effort rubbish thread multiple times and it still gets replies
Last nights thread got like 68 replies while I was asleep.

In one of them I even told everyone they all got baited and reminded them to not reply to threads like this because you're probably getting fucked with.

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Women are the most powerful race, men are literally not needed.

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would a fellow fembot like a friend

Cause sex is a victory for men and a loss for women.

do femanons sniff their panties to make sure your pusy doesnt smell really bad

then
Get the fuck off this board. This is the exact reason women get shit.

You're so fucking dumb you're looking for female sympathy on a board full of virgin manchildren.

I think my new thing I'm going to start doing is baiting bitter autists and pretending to be a female so they get angry for no good reason at someone who doesn't exist and make empty threats.

It's funny seeing rape threats over someone they don't even know or met.

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
oregano

I eat the white shit after fingering myself, sometimes it's good.

men have life on ez mode i am so sick of this board making me feel even fucking worse about myself. yes women are awful i know and i hate myself because of it

men have literally createdthe world. everything caters to them. once women get past 30 there is no point in us living anymore. if im still single and virgin by 30 ill eat a gun

You're fucking stupid, if men created the current society we live in, you would still be living the role you had in the early 1900's. Women control the current dating scene, not men. You can literally cry rape and have a decent chance of putting the man in jail for it even if there is no evidence of it.

But once a woman hits 30, even if she is married men grow extremely bored due to so much porn and oversexualized youth. He is going to be unhappy and have constant wandering eyes unless he is able to fuck 20 year olds at his whim or at least have the freedom to go to the bar and oggle 20 year olds creepily. All men care about is checking women out and jacking off. They're incapbable of feeling love the way a woman does, men only feel lust for what they don't have

This makes me happy, maybe I'll find a girl that loves me someday

all of the best porn has men cheating on their wives with young teens and their wife/gf getting angry about it and men cum to that part and the implications. please tell me this isn't a universal male fantasy

You're so stupid, god damn it. Stop going to lolcow or whatever female incel message board you go to and stop listening to feminist rhetoric.

There are many men who don't want to fuck 20 year olds at all times in their life, stop thinking your only value is the gash between your legs and your body. Gain value as a person that would make a person want to stay with you.

you're just too young to understand and you're probably viewing things from a highschool dating perspective

It isn't, it's a shitty porn fantasy that is unrealistic and stupid. If you are getting your facts of life from porn, then you don't know the real world at all.

>I'll eat a gun

The expression is eat a bullet dipshit, "eat a gun", I laughed out loud when you read that. It's how I know you're really a female.

>implying she hasn't already
>this morning
>twice

>newfag thinks this larp is real
You faggots ruined this board. What happened to tits or gtfo. You have no integrity in the face of pussy

Retard I'm 26, how about instead of being a piece of shit trying to discredit me when you don't even know me, listen to what I'm saying instead of making 10 posts of shit one after the other.

This is why no one wants you if this is how you act. Your personality is shit and you remind me of my ex, I used to tell her that her frame of thought of shit was wrong all the time but it was followed by back handed comments like this as if I'm not knowledgeable on shit. Fuck you.

>actually believing this is a woman becuase he used a female wojack picture

I've heard "eat a gun barrel" before

>easier
Girl, it gets worse when you hit 24. That's the time where guys become almost as valuable as females.

Just stop posting you fucking newfag

I didn't say I believed it, just that the thought of it makes me happy.

And only like 99% of men are addicted to pornography and influenced by it. Its every mans dream to have an aging wife at home to dump all his problems onto while he goes out and cheats and reminds her that she is aging.

Lolol Law and Order has definitely said "eat gun" before, I thought it was weird too but its definitely a thing!!!!!! xd

i've never been to lolcow in my life fuck that place. my experience comes from thirsty ass married men and me becoming slowly disgusted by the entire idea of it.

>this makes me happy
You didn't say thought at all. You are fucking annoying. Lurk moar. It's not that hard. Im real fucking tired of these stupid fembot threads where people get 100s of replies becuase they merely said they have a vagina

Lmao oh god fucking epic I'm so owned how do I post a reply btw I'm new?????

I'm positive this is bait. What drives you to pretend to be a girl on a Bhutanese rock collecting forum

I'm 26 too. You actually strike me as one of the "good guys" though, if there are any left, idk could all be a larp. But I respect your passion a lot

>You didn't say thought at all
I didn't think I needed to. I forget that a lot of you fuckers have non-meme autism

People probably do it because its funny and it always gets incels angry?

Just a guess. What do I know though, I'm just a girl. Hehehehe

I just made a waifu. can you guys rate her for me?

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Objectively if you are not bottom 10-15% then as a man you have it easier.

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>Men
Why do women have it so much easier than us?

>Women
Why do man have it so much easier then us?

Shut the fuck up already.

You are an asshole. Just an FYI, If you want to know why you're alone this is it. You act like a typical robot, that's why you are gonna be alone, not because of your aged body.

>be a fem-"bot"
>waaah sniff why men have it so much easier buuh
>sometime later her "depression" suddenly disappears when finding her soulmate
>life goes on and she marries the guy
>passes from easy mode to kid mode
>literally flooded with gifts and other useless shit that will actually inflate her ego, making her very dangerous on the long run
>her only problems are something like "what suit do i wear today?", and even something that stupid must be answered by the poor guy
>time still passes and the day for releasing her retarded offspring arrives
>everything seem fine but now the woman seek for more "freedom" (*on the female thesaurus, freedom equals to more money and a longer dick to satisfy her stinky meat pocket)
>proceeds with divorce, making the man even more sufferable despite the fact that he was looking for her everytime, not only with economical stability but even genuine love
>to add insult to injury, he still has to pay for her autistic behaviour and childish pleasures
>arrives the time she finally founds her "freedom" (*)
>rinse and repeat

i wouldn't call it that easier, though. i know you wanted your thread to be a fem"bot" only circlejerking, but guess what, there are actually a lot more depressed fucks on Jow Forums who are men with actual problems; you'll be out of here sooner than you think, hell, me too i would gladly be a female if the only price to pay is sucking some dicks here and there in order to have a well payed job, psychological-economical-physical stability and so on. at the end of the story, the real problem is not even you bitches, you are rigged to be that way as soon as you have the possibility, it's not your fault. who's to blame is the huge male stupidity that led us to the current situation, with voting females, feminists and so on. so yeah, my advice would be suck the right dicks and you'll be out of here in no time. or just kys.

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thanks jealous roastie ill keep that in mind

Mens biggest problems on this board are literally that they can't find a gf or that hundreds of random girls don't throw their pussies at them.

You can't even comprehend that people here, yes women included, have actual fucking problems to deal with, chronic pain, dead family members, or trying to make rent every month to get by.

God forbit someone want some relief or comfort from that. Or help, or a friend. Sometimes lonely people do need a significant other (gf OR bf) to pull themselves up. Some people have absolutely no one. Go get your fucking mother to make you tendies and don't come back trying to act like you know the real world again.

>Men biggest problems on this board are literally that they can't find a gf
I agree with that, they should kill themselves too if they're sad for something so silly and easily repairable
>You can't even comprehend that people here, yes women included, have actual fucking problems to deal with, chronic pain, dead family members, or trying to make rent every month to get by.
I understand that a lot because i'm pretty much living all that at the same time. It's just way more easier for a woman to repair at least the last thing you mentioned.
>Sometimes lonely people do need a significant other (gf OR bf) to pull themselves up. Some people have absolutely no one
That's because either they are unconsciously fine with that or they're just so useless they can't even manage to get something so simple. The real problems aren't something like that.
>Go get your fucking mother to make you tendies and don't come back trying to act like you know the real world again.
Nice generalization you have there. I'm not surprised at all though.

They don't have it easier then women r u kidding.

Am I seriously that much of an outlier that every boss I've had has been female? People like to bitch about woman oppression when in my experience chicks had all the power to fuck with me if they wanted not the other way around.

Jealous of what mate? Of a female with a bio clock yelling at her that she's gotta get a dicking by a guy soon or else she will be obsolete?

Mate, I'm sorry you hate the truth, but you don't have shit. I'm not even a female, you are just a terrible personality of a person and I'd never settle for you.