Reminder that this is what happens when you follow normie advice

instagram.com/_alexablair/?hl=de
Here you go.

Happy she got a tall bf, mine is only 6'4 but that's still a foot taller than me so life is good.
Please we need more cute gay softbois desu

Become a shota-chan and get fucked in the arse by onee-chan, obviously.

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why do people just expect to date way above their league like this lmao

Because dumb normies tell them that looks don't matter and they unironically believe it. They unironically believe they can get a gf like this if they aren't genetically gifted. In his case it's even worse because he has garbage genetics. If you have garbage genetics as a male the best option is to go full cocoon mode and don't interact with anyone outside of the internet.

How do you know who is in your league? (except obvious examples like stars and etc.)

>being this blind

You have the big dumb

By using your eyes. Garret is an insecure manlet meanwhile Alexa is a 10/10

If she's average and you don't look like a model then she's out of your league

>that shoulder position
She's repulsed by him

her bf is now a quarterback at Duke. rest in peace for this robots soul

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Why are you assuming little dude still gives a fuck about this girl?

Imagine being Alexa in that studio and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fedora and horrific posture and gross body. I would totally be your gf, both my character and the real me." When all she really wants to do is fuck another Chad in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garrett flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the fedora barely concealing his autism and euphoria, and just sit there, minute after minute while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking beta visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him hes TOTALLY GOT IT and DAMN, GARRETT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his wimpy fucking faggot face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of alphas and BBCs for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the midwest. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his pimpled face as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "gentlemanesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Shari's Berries call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa. You're not going to lose your future dance career over this. Just bear it. Smile and bear it.

Garrett found his own qt gf because he didnt let one loss get him down for the rest of your life.

No this isn't how it's supposed to work. He's supposed to spend his entire life crying over a girl that rejected him when he was 12. This isn't how it's supposed to work. This makes me feel bad because if he moved past a childhood rejection and went on to be happy, that means I've wasted years being bitter over Melissa rejecting me in the 9th grade. This isn't how it's supposed to work user. You're fucking up my worldview.

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Until she dumps him for chad
LMAO

>Garrett found his own qt gf
Who?

>You know you could kill every person in this room

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whats the vid?
YOU HAVE BEEN MUTED FOR 2 SECONDS HAHHA SO FUNNY

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nevermind i already found it
me.me/i/when-you-use-your-sick-dance-moves-to-pick-up-15147640

I feel bad for that fuckin kid. The most awkward part of his adolescence is immortalized on the internet, and no doubt for the next 20 years people are gonna be like "Hey, aren't you that guy from the..." All because some boomer thought that his Aspergic courtship dance would look cute in a commercial for strawberries.

Jesus, are you Alexa? That came from a dark place

I remember the video but I will never remember his name or face, just that he looked like the stereotypical autistic fedora nerd

You forgot the 11, you retard

Shes really not that cute

Her face is weird. 6/10 at best

Dance wasn't half bad. If he were cute it might have worked.

i cant even finish the fucking video lord almighty

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Stop coping, Garret

Normies would have told him not to do that. The Sherri's Berris people forced him to do it for views and advertising.

I wouldn't worry too much about garrett.

Even if the dumb thot laughed at him, I've got mad respect for him-- And my respect isn't always easy to come by.

This kid? He's going to do just fine. Worry about yourselves, lads.

Hey, at least he ditched the fedora.

what the fuck did I just watch, this made my skin crawl. That POOR KID. I'm so glad we didn't have smartphones when I was in high school, at least not until I was old enough to not make a total idiot of myself in front of my classmates.

He's probably referring to being in a photo with someone doesn't make them your gf.

she has a disgusting scar across her stomach and his gf is qt

fucking never come back jesus christ

>his gf
If you're referring to then please read the last comment and don't laugh

Kek everyday you people show how out of touch with reality you are

>Out of touch with reality
If reality are the dumb lies normals tell you, then yes. You're delusional if you think Garret ever had any chance. He has shit genetics and should just settle with being forever alone.

There are worse looking losers who are not alone. He shot way out of his league and had no experience and he still gave himself a small chance by trying, he's already shown the tenancity which means he will not end up like you

But he did fail and he embarrassed himself so he ended up even worse than robots.

Oh, god, that's me in the future very soon.
If oneitis doesn't backdown on our plans to go out during vacation, I'll never have courage to make a move on her during our adventures.
Why am I such a bitch? Why do I freeze?

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i feel horrible for both of them.

Relationships are for faggots so who cares. It goes looks, money, status. Although I honestly believe status is becoming more important than money. With smarts and enough money you can buy status. So it's whatever.
The lower you are in one, the higher you have to be in the other two. And it doesn't really matter if you think the bitch is using you, women aren't capable of love anyway.

I don't have looks and I don't have money, so I automatically don't have status. Fuck you, world! :D

Everyone fails and embarrasses themselves is called trying. You not doing it is why you're here

I've done stupid shit like this before, but at least I was smart enough to not allow it to be filmed for public consumption

>Everyone fails and embarrasses themselves
Except genetically gifted people. You're delusional if you think Alexa ever got rejected like that.
>You not doing it is why you're here
Yeah if I was dumb enough to unironically believe I have a chance just to crush that hope I would've probably killed myself by now

is this real? its too fucking perfect..

>like a brother
ohh yeah!!! he's in boys....

do you guys think this guy ever preformed a epic dance in front of a crowed of his pears for her? or did he just sit there doing nothing and get her as a gf for free?

>easy just be yourself :^)

expert normie advice

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If you think about it, Americans are the ultimate footfags.
They even measure things in feet.

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So are you a girl with a tall bf who wants more gay softbois or are you a soft gay with a tall bf who wants more of yourself around?

Your fag father probably wants to put it in your whore ass.