Body positive thread

Being fat is terrible and you should never do it
t. fatty

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Okay, so I’ve decided this is one of the following kinds of bait, and I really can’t determine.

>bait
If this is just plain old bait, then that’s SAD. This is the most creative bait you could come up with? Do everyone on this board a favor and throw your computer into the trash, and then climb in after it you uncreative pathetic HOMO SEXUAL.

>bait bait
If this is bait masked as shitty bait to get people calling you out for bait (while simultaneously getting the usual sheep who aren’t as fortunate or as cultured as yours truly to be a bait connoisseur to actually fall for the fake bait), then 7/10 jus because Megan trainor is probably the most clever choice for such a bait bait.

If you wanted a fph thread, you could’ve just asked

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I’m actually posting from a phone since I have a meeting to be at. Some of us aren’t basement dwelling virgin fuck boys.

So nice to see a young man comfortable in his own body and in a fun relationship with someone else, unlike all the insecure incels in this thread baka

Seriously. So many edgy kids who can’t have self esteem at a healthy weight

Enjoy heart disease

imagine two qt's tie your Jow Forums body on the table and playing with your chest and abs and your raging dick while eating their dinner, that would be embarrassing haha

Research is showing that the science of plus size health isn’t as cut and dry as the fitness industry wants you to think. As a 6 foot 240lb woman, I actually have great heart health

this board could unironically use some body positivity, not towards fat ppl tho

Fat is a problematic word. Try plus sized or full figured

I have a mixed feeling of pity, sadness, and worriedness that he will become a future serial killer

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>Fat
>Healthy

Choose one.

>complains about not enough body positivity
>posts a screenshot of a music video for a song containing the words "skinny bitches"

Fat = energy

can you discord trannies take your gay ops elsewhere? the joke is over.

>says the guy with his face burring in his phone to avoid social interaction at work, fearing he’ll have to speak in this meeting

Stick insect thot detected

Stop replying to bait thread you tards.

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Technically aren't you replying to the bait thread?

bait threads are fun threads

>a girl to actually look at me sometimes

this has o be the funniest/worst thing ive read in months

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You’re a moron. I’m not going to tell you why, because you wouldn’t understand it, because you’re a moron.

Have fun dying early.
Have fun not being able to see your children grow up.
Have fun not being able to jump.
Have fun being in constant pain from all the undue stress on your joints.
Have fun being disgustingly unattractive.
Have fun trying to justify to yourself why this shit won’t happen to you because you’re different.
Just have fun.

Wow what a great thread my body positive friend!

My wife and her boyfriend have been out of town for his spring break [spoiler](s/"they went to Miami") and I have really been trying to lose a few pounds.

Today I realized that the only reason I wanted to do this was because I wanted to be fit for her again, and that isn't right. Fitness isn't about a six pack or muscles, it's about feeling comfortable in your own body!

Edit: Included a link to one of my favorite comics, it reminds me of me with my wife's son :D

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>You’re a moron. I’m not going to tell you why, because I don't know
FTFY

Strike tin of a landwhale, looks like a fucking shark. I can't eat these fucks, they lose my shit every time I can't replace it. Fuck thes you, bcak to R9K, yoluo don'tb reven know howi much fshit in this dub.

he doesn't have the confidence to be a killer.

all fatties should be put in camps

Ok sweetie. Great argument!

Lol ok. First off, I don’t want to have kids. The world is over populated and I don’t want to put my career on hold. Second, you probably couldn’t handle a full woman

Lol. Only hateful people like you belong in camps.

t. fatty

T.stick insect thot

On your knees

I'm 6'1, 170

Your newfag is showing

As I said. You are a stick insect thot

post body

Why?

i am unironically turned on by this

he has the physique of a woman

because you won't, fatty

You’re just trying to get a photo of a thiccc slab of meat.

>no "yall"
>no "yikes"
>no clap emojis
0/10

Meagan “my queen” trainor is a 10/10

>is there a problem here
Why, yes, sweaty. Post body and mile time so we can see how "healthy" you are

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What relevance does a mile time have towards health? Malnourished people can run really fast

I would unironically fuck current day Meghan Trainor so hard, the prerequisite for taking the throne of England would be pulling me out of her.

I appreciate your supportiveness of plus sized women. However, I think there are some misogynistic elements to your train of thought that need work

Um ok

Imagine this being your son. Millions of years of heritage and survival just for this genetic trash to end up floating around in the ocean

Faggot

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>used to know this was always ironic and just lame bait
>recent state of some boards leads me to believe this could possibly be genuine

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Solid comeback. How long did the doctor give you to live on your current diet without medication?

Trainor is the perfect amount of fat

Sorry thats not how it works, go have your own pseudo spirituam awakening that makes you realize none of your insecurities matter and then come back and enjoy the keks. Sorry you let it get to you user

Why don’t you take a minute to reflect on how great life is as an obese person! Can’t run, can’t jump, can’t climb, can’t fit into regular vehicles (lmao), can’t afford your medical bills, can’t go anywhere without offending someone with your stench, can’t buy just one seat on an airplane (without literally assualting other people), can’t go on several theme park rides, can’t go four hours without eating, cant take the stairs, can’t honestly say you’re attractive, fuck the list just goes on and on! Isn’t being fat totally great?! The best part of all of it is you did it to yourself! Hahahaha

2/10 bait
5/10 bait
9/10 bait

She(bet you’re surprised I said she) gave me a clean bill of health

I run a quarter mile everyday. I do six inch box jumps at the gym. I take the stairs at work once a week. I have plenty of boys who want to date me. Never had any complaints about my weight or stench. Maybe you’ve been brainwashed into having unrealistic expectations

It’s not bait, sweetie

suck my dick you fucking whore, all women are prostitutes

Who hurt you?

i said suck it, bitch

Have fun being alone!

Sameposter

admittedly I probably can't bench you

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gosh darn it, y-you got me again

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You shouldn’t use that word

Every guy I’ve dated has benched my body weight

tee hee, y-you too

Maybe, but every healthy person can run fast.
This isn't to say FAST=HEALTHY, but it's definitive that
>NOT FAST = NOT HEALTHY
So, can you run or not?

No.

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I run a quarter mile everyday

overweight bodies can be beautiful too, just look at this one.

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Why is someone impersonating me? That isn't very nice of you!

That’s too muscly.i wouldn’t date him

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fag

i would but no-homo

Kill yourself you disgusting lard whale

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>worriedness
>not giddy anticipation
Shiggy diggy

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Daily reminder that:
Ironic shitposting is still considered shitposting in the eyes of moot, and so should be considered by anyone but the youngest newfags who ought to lurk more
>any community who gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who think they're in good company

Is she even really plus size anymore? I don’t care, I just know she lost a fuck ton of weight and doesn’t look like a hefty bag filled with sausage anymore. If she is then she’s thicc, definitely fuckable.

You are unironically a degenerate faggot.

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no user, he doesn't - you're justa faggot with a fucking fat fetish

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wrong screenshot

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THIS - I can't understand how people can be promoting shit like " health in all shapes and sizes!" when the worst part of being fat is the fucking health problems you will eventually have
t. another fatty

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Only when it's burned.