Beard is the most masculine feature besides the muscles maybe

Beard is the most masculine feature besides the muscles maybe.
Why you don't have it?

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can't grow one for shit

beard is overrated and not worth the hassle. also don't want to be lumped in with the pube faced bugmen who grow them to hide the fact that their jaw melts into their neck.
stubble where it's at.

because Im not a redditor without any jaw definition, beard is just a numale cope

Beards are manly loser

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Tfw growing long hair and long beard like an orthodox monk while also trying to get as big as natty possible.

Take the warrior priest pill

t.

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Jesus what was he thinking?

going for momoa look, forgot that he has poverty genetics

I have some shadow. we fucked up desu. my facial fitness game is such that I need to be shaving, moisturizing and exfoliating religiously

obviously it doesnt matter whether I go with a beard or no beard because either way ill be basically average and then it's all personality, but we dont deal with a contact rash or dermatitis..... I cant... it's like how can I cope with not being beautiful... it's not possible, no one could survive that

>balding threads intensify

my estrogen raised just by looking at that picture, just go back to Jow Forumsbeards you ultimate soi faggot

anywhere between 3-10mm is fine

Man, your estrogen can't get any higher. Get back to Jow Forums kiddo

why did rich have a sunburn over 100% of his body 365 days a year?

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Only if you have density. Patchy beards are horrific and delusional guys everywhere are growing them.

beard is the game changer

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Because I have face pubes instead.

Tell me, user; what is a beard compared to the man that grew it? Beards aren’t strong, boy, aesthetics are stronger

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This

If there's not hair sprouting from every single pore it looks like complete shit.
And aside from sandniggers that's rather rare, so short stubble it is.

WHATEVER IT TAKES GODDAMNIT

t. söyboy

Looks gay as fuck

>kiddo

the absolute faggotry

Because if I grow a beard everyone will just assume I have a weak jaw, which 90% of men with beards do. A good jaw is a sign of good genetics and health, so women find it attractive. Why would I hide it with a beard?

>be 28 since 1 week
>can only grow the most minimal of stubble

BROW RIDGE

Don't bother growing beard if you can only grow a neckbeard.

hiding the fact he was getting a hair system installed

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19 years old, 12 days unshaved
diffuse thinning on top and I'd trade my pubic beard for hair gains

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Inject your next test shot into your chin

this some sort of blowjob joke?

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i'm 25 and can't manage half of that in 3 months

At least trim your fucking nose hair, pal

I could grow a beard since I was 13. At first I thought it was cool, but basedboys ruined it and now I shave all the time.

its fucking annoying taking them of with tweezers gonna order a razor or sth

such egotism holy fuck

hes got like 4 pages of these

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Not allowed to have one in US military because I'm white. Otherwise I'd certainly be hiding my dough face.

>US
>white
sure thing mutt, go die for israel now

Not really sure which you find unlikely, but good luck with whatever is ailing you.

Because I can only grow a pathetic stache and few stubble spots on my chin. Paradoxically having less facial hair makes me having to shave every fucking day just because how retarded it looks

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4real it looks really bad.. Some dudes are never meant for long hair.

The thing that makes you manly are your actions, not the furniture on your face.

It isnt sunburn. Gear makes you turn red.

Not having an insecure little boy's brain is the most masculine feature.

Holy Beautiful

People don't want to hear that, nobody wants the real answer they just want a quick fix they can paint on themselves.

basedboy

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fuck, jannies are also faggots, I meant to say söyboy

are you the same guy who ate shit yesterday?

I look better with long hair and shaved or just stubble. I’m a pretty boy.

>getting trolled by that
Thats some fetish video frequently posted on /gif/ and its years old.

If you believe this hard enough, maybe shame will go away.

I have shit tier beard genetics but I let myself go and got lazy, because I did not want to shave again. Turns out the longer the beard, the less evident the bald spots

idc what kinda weird shit you see here sitting all day making beard threads, I just come here time to time to make fun of söyboys like you so Jow Forums doesnt become another shithole like the one you came from

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i have a 5mm stubble, beards are for fags now.

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I can't stand the feeling of hairs on my chin and lips. If my hands aren't occupied I constantly pull out my hairs.

That's some reddit tier coping, a strong jawline is was more masculine than some dirty patchy beard, keep coping jawlet

because if i dont shave everyday my jaw looks less sleek. why hide it desu

>those "starter pack" pictures which are just random insults and try to explain every one of the references
Pretty cringe if we're being honest

it makes me look older. I bang college girls I don't want people to know at a glance I'm over 30.

>not growing out your nose hairs for maximum masculinity
Ngmi

>2012 beards are for hipsters
>2018 beards are onions only bugmen have them
>2019 beards are manly
are zoomers finally able to start growing beards?

BECAUSE 10 YEARS AGO NOONE WOULD ROCK A FUCKING BEARD AND OUT OF A SUDDEN BOOM. NOW EVERYONE ROCKING A FUCKING BEARD. YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO RUINED IT FUCK EVERYONE WHO RUINED THAT SHIT. FUCK YOU FUCKING PUSSYS FOR RUINING THIS SHIT LIKE A FUCKING BUNCH OF WOMEN WHO HOP ON THE NEXT FUCKING TREND THEY SEE. JUST FUCK YOU. YOU MAYBE HAVE A DICK AND BALLS BEETWEEN YOUR LEGS BUT YOU STILL ACT AND THINK LIKE FUCKING WOMEN, FUCK YOU YOU RUINED ONE OF THE THINGS THAT WERE APART OF ME. IT MADE ME SPECIAL ONCE BEARD WERE RESPECTED ONCE.IT WOULD COME WITH A CERTAIN LIFESTYLE NOW ITS JUST A FUCKING FASHION THANG.FUCK YOU YOU MAKE ME DISCUSTEG JUST TO LOOK AT YOU

found you man

Yea, same. I shave now to disassociate myself with beardfags

>Beard is the most masculine feature besides the muscles maybe.
No it goes
>height
>face
>frame
>power
>status
>confidence
then maybe you can start considering your stupid facial hair and big biceps

>10mm

approaching onions territory

don't go above like 6. once it starts to look like a beard it's too long

>BECAUSE 10 YEARS AGO NOONE WOULD ROCK A FUCKING BEARD
literally what the fuck are you talking about you fucking zoomer in 2009 hipster beards were in

this is the only truth

>confidence at bottom
Because autists who don't even have the balls to talk to girls are SO masculine

based and conanpilled
i do have a beard, buff + viking esthetics = 666 times more attention from women

>kekistan flag
>pjw
>Nofuckingbullshit

t.reddit

When you’re a Chad women seek out your cock

seething basedboy

beardlet cope

I can only grow a beard under my chin, so I end up with the Kyle Hyde look
Good thing I'm not fat, or I'd look like JonTron

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tfw will never have another game franchise like this one

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this literal who's beard makes him look like a faggot

Because I have good skin and bone structure

lmaoing @ this ugly fag

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UnIronically use nail clippers

C H I L L

>Ten Years ago no one wore a beard
You really think beards were a rarity in 2009? Your perception of time is fucked up.

>Twenty years ago no one rocked a beard
You really think beards were that rare in fucking 1999? The nineties were a good time for beards. Maybe they weren't on the red carpet and shit, but there were plenty of beards as the kids from the 70's became men.

1989 I don't remember too well, but the 80's don't seem to have had many beards.

I do agree though. I could grow a decent beard since high school and I think it looks good on me, but I also wear glasses now and don't want to be associated with the fucking numales.

...my god I used to smile with an open mouth too. Fuck.

It's only a good feature if you can grow it and maintain it, otherwise just shave.

So many basedboys think they look manlier with beards.
What really makes a masculine face is a sharp angular look.
With a round ass face, and a weak chin your beard will not make you look better.

*basedboys

what?
I wrote s o y

I see no reason to have one except if it's cold.

i miss him bros

everyone does

Death to America

beardlet