Why don't you have a lifting gf who preps all your meals Jow Forums?

Why don't you have a lifting gf who preps all your meals Jow Forums?

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For the same reason i don't have any kind of gf in the first place

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Because I’m not a closeted homosexual

>instead of working out or posting useful threads on here you get useless garbage like that

welcome to Jow Forums

Dubs of truth
Notice how Jannies leave an off topic r9kike waifu thread up for two fucking days and yet ban people for speaking out against trannies

Because she's fat and spends most of her time being upset with me for stupid shit.

I need to get a new one

Because I am leaps and bounds a better cook and make all our shit. Love her to death, but she's bad at domestic stuff. She's expressed an interest in learning, though. So we're gonna take a few cooking classes after I teach her some stuff.

My autism really kicks in when I clean or cook, so I'm great at this stuff.

My gf is pretty and loyal and sweet but I'm starting to think she may be retarded. She literally cannot cook anything. We've been dating for a year and she's made me dinner once, which she botched horribly. Her car is always full of taco bell bags which indicates to me that she never cooks for herself and just eats fast food at home. She always complains about not having money but eats out all the time because she can't cook. She makes horrible food choices and the only reason she isn't fat is because she has a small appetite and gets full fast.
How do I make my GF take the cooking pill?

Wow are you me

I had a /fatgf/ once. She was insecure and annoying but god damn could she cook. I should have asked her to meal prep for me.

try cooking together

Wouldn’t stand being with a whore that posts pic like that to the public

You're right Mohammed, unless she's wearing a burka she is a worthless whore insha'allah.

>2019
>not having a gf who earns money for you so you can spend hours in the gym

Never gonna make it

I'm She just sort of realized after a few years of me cooking almost everything that she would like that ability. Mostly the ability to look in the fridge and cabinet, see we only have 3 or 4 things, and be able to make an acceptable meal with them.

Mine cooks, but, like, not that well. She can make boxed food and things of that nature, but from scratch is a bit different.

Have your gf start with eggs. It's how I learned to cook. They're cheap, so fucking up isn't a big deal, they can be cooked in every conceivable way, and they're good for you.

tell her how attractive you find women who cook for themselves. bonus if you find some cooking instathot to show her.

>wearing a Burka is the same as not whoring yourself out for attention on social media

>bellybutton piercing
Literal trash. Get that idiot out of here.

those are such nice abs too, why bejewel them
when will thottery end

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You have to make her take the Brosnan pill first so she gets a sexual enyoyment from the cooking process..

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Lmfao at you white cuck, musilm men have better control of their women than white people. The average white girl is a whore compared to a musilm girl.

The best way to convince someone to cook is to promise to do the dishes.