Is 14,000 calories a week in any order the same as 2,000/day?

Is 14,000 calories a week in any order the same as 2,000/day?

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where's the catch

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>If I hyperventilate for 3 days straight will I need to breath the rest of the week?

well let's take it to the extreme
if you eat 14,000 in one day and then fast for 6 days vs spacing it out, which one do you think will gain you the most muscle vs fat?

For weight, yes.

>having your PRIME daughter tweeting bikini pics at you

heh can you faggots even compete?

Yes and no. For body composition, yes. For hormonal reasons, nope.

why you're asking.

thats not at all how it works. dont post again.
your body isnt able to store the oxygen it needs to run your brain and organs, your body is however able to store excess energy as fat for later use.
fuck you, stupid.

I wasn’t talking to you.

It's not quite the same thing but it's close. You can "game the system" a LITTLE bit with meal timing (aka Intermittent Fasting) but that alone won't turn a surplus into a deficit or vice versa.

But we do need to address the specific reason you are asking this question: No, you can't eat an entire pizza today if you promise to be good the rest of the week. We both know you will fail.

>tfw 2000cals/day is still 1000 calories under my cutting diet level

She has outie and why daughters are always such a huge bitches to their fathers?

for body composition, nearly.
You will gain back the weight you lost in those 7 days, but not entirely. When you eat 14kcals in a day, some of it will simply get lost because its hard for your body to consume that much food in a row

>t. thinks eating 14,000 calories in a day won't result in them shitting out 8,000
You realize your body literally won't digest that much at once, right?

JBP and his daughter seem very close. If you know what I'm saying ;)

How can necklets even compete

so.. if trying for fat loss its better to eat 14,000 in a single day once per week?

>t. is a fat lard spewing momscience justifying their pig behaviour, still cant comprehend how theyre not losing weight

calories in, calories out, fatty.

> what is insulin response
> what is absorption efficiency
> what is autophagy

The answer is no.

I mean... yeah? But you'll probably end up malnourished and deadtired...

5'11, 160 lbs; not a fatty.
You don't legitimately think that, right? There's limits to how fast your body can process so much.

thinking of doing three 5,000 days and four 0 cal days. 2,100 cal/day avg, and I still get to eat like I was before

only if you're a boa constrictor

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But I literally eat well the rest of the week, and have pizza on Friday at the end of the work week. It helps me get through the week and behave. Yes, pizza is a fucking drug and I'm addicted.

Jesus christ how wide are you?

You'd shit like half of that out.
So depends on your goals. If you want to cut, you can just eat nothing. Nothing all week. Saves cash and gets better results.
If you're trying to maintain or bulk, it's still stupid.

what does this picture mean?

Can you eat 730,000 calories one day a year and live off that?

Depends, if it's a leap year you might start to starve.

Post your body and SAT scores

>14 kcal for the week

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>tfw 2000cal deficit
>Body stays in starvation mode all year
>no gains

just end me

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She most likeky went vegan/vegetarian, against her father's warnings about nutrient deficiency, and is fine after 14 montha

I want to suck the dummy noodles out of juden petersteins spawn.

I aspire to be this alpha.

6'1 180lbs ~16%bf, I dont take pictures of my body.
136IQ with a "trust range" of 130-140(so they decided on 136 but through good/bad luck I could really be anywhere in that range), took the test at school because I was always an odd one out and I suspected I could have ADD and a ritalin prescrip seemed extremely useful. turns out I have no major mental/social divergency other than my IQ. You have been intellectmogged and can suck my unit.
>dur dur autist posting a paragraph
ya I took the bait, fuck you

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apparantly I misremembered the range, 126-141 instead of 130-140

Woah so she became a thot. Wonder what jewden peterson thinks of that.

carnivore diet, only eats some sort of meat

well that's retarded

>above average iq
>thinks humans and bears store energy the same way
Holy fuck dude

if you dont rupture your stomach, yeah
almost nobody could manage 14.000kcal in a day anyway.
if someone is fat they can survive without food as long as their fat provides and they are able to get their vitamins/nutrients that your body is not able to store to the same degree as pure energy through a supplement of some kind. all a 400lb lardax needs to survive for the next 3 months is about 3 vitamin gummies a day and water.

oh ok you swallowed a quarter pound of corn once and it came out whole so I guess that means you can gorge on shit as much as you want since only half of it will be absorbed anyway so you only need half the discipline for a cut!

wether or not your body is able to pick up 100% of the nutrients from a huge binge, it's a pointless discussion. you are going to gain a large amount of weight that will sustain you with 90% of the energy that that food wouldve provided you had you eaten it at normal healthy intervals.

If I eat enough calories for 10 years in a year I can live the other 9 without touching food, right?

OK. Assuming we're talking about an average sized human (say, 5'9 male, 150 lbs), are you seriously telling me that one could consume 14,000 kcals worth of food in a single day, and maintain enough energy from that to last the week?

"Lasting the week" meaning living normally, not just surviving

a 5'9 male wouldnt be able to keep that much food in in the first place, but by the end I would expect them to lose more than a pound

**wouldn't expect them to lose more than a pound, I can believe that the calorie absorption isnt as efficient when you rush it in 1 day compared to a normal spread but it is by no means some loophole to eat more than your diet/TDEE should allow.

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Hormones matter more than calories.

well you obviously cant live normally because you are going to be hungry as shit, your hunger is hardly tied to the amount of energy your body actually has available, it will generally want to avoid using its energy reserves instead of just eating food and digesting it

Right, I wasn't trying to imply it was a loophole to binge... I was saying that you'd only get around half the effective calories from eating like that as compared to eating normally.

I think half is an extreme overestimate of how much the efficiency of your digestive system will tank but im no dietician, I suppose it COULD be possible but it sounds like the 1000th fatty diet cope to me.

I'm confused as to why my argument isn't making sense to you, because it seems like we're on the same page...

She can constrict my boa any day

this is not what OP said.
14.000cal a week could mean 6 days 1500cal and one day 5000cal. OP never said that he eats 14.000cal in one single day and don't eat for 6 days. you're faggot.

it makes sense but it is in no way practical and for that reason pointless to give credence to in a fitness thread started by a coping hamplanet

Yeah it probably is an overestimation, I'm not sure. I've heard of people (extreme athletes) having TDEE's that are stupidly high, so I figured it might be possible. Then again, I didn't take a normal metabolic rate into account vs an olympic-level one.

unless you've had a shortened colon after colonic cancer or some other very serious medical issue you're not gonna drop to 50% absorption in any circumstance, their TDEE is mostly due to the fact that it takes more energy to keep the blood flowing to all that muscle, keep their bodies warm, the organ functions and simply their active lifestyle. these niggas workin all day

>four 0 kcal day
You genuinely believe it's worth it?

OP left the parameters open, and mentioned a specific number in a week. I took that to the most extreme place assuming people would realize I'm just being a dick. Sorry, I was trying to be funny.

Don't apologize user I thought it was funny

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>claims to be Jow Forums
>doesn't take pictures of his body to objectively compare progress over time
0 iq

I dont take them and put them on my computer to have a dick (or bicep) measuring contest online. I keep timestamped track on my phone.

You might be right, I'm just a dumbass on a Honduran muscle fetish forum

>married to a white man
>has a white kid

i dont think that word means what you think that it means

>shes probably vegan thats why shes so healthy
>nah she only eats meat
>HURR SHE RETARDED

lol, pathetic

atleast you didnt post your actual IQ results to a Finland existance conspiracy community

both veganism and only eating meat is retarded, am i missing something here?

>doesn't back up his photos to his server
literally negative iq. didn't think this was possible.

she has some autoimmune disease, apparently meat only diet clears up most symptoms

>muh icloud

>letting the NSA look at your naked body
ngmi

>eat 1500kcal a day for a whole week
>didnt shit for four days
>didnt lose a single pound either
>thinking how epic my shit is gonna be and how much weight im gonna lose when it happens
>its a double flusher
>had to wipe for like 15 minutes
>half a fucking pound

what is this bullshit

>confuses "his server" with icloud
>confuses "his server" with cloud based services in general
oh good lord these have to be bait

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Please be real, reading this in what I imagine your menacing voice is.

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>thinks he's actually managing to keep "his server" completely secret
if you're not putting it on a usb you keep buried in your backyard they are cumming on pictures of your skinnyfat body

>muh icloud

she's hot but i'm done taking advice from JP lol

1500cal / day
~500 cal deficit
x7 days
3500 cal total
3500 cal = 1lb

I'm blown away at what you think you would've/should've lost.

You don't lose weight through your shit, by the way. You breathe it out.

wtf?!?
what is the Ideal gas law doing in the same place as the equation of movement in a gravitational field?

And why is he using sperical coordinates?

WTF? This is reatarded dude, get your shit together

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>500 deficit

lmao

I dont think 14kcal/week is good for you

Negative.

Exemplary is results of whey vs. casein – fat losses and lean gains.

>protein availability
>low insulinogenics
>hypoglycemia

>[that image]
Warm memo: Vitamin C intakes were evidenced as (at even 300mg percentages – 5x RDA) "basically non-effective"; but at .1% (15g), had similar QoL and blood metrics to natural biosynthesizers (which is reasonable, because even small animals are producing 10+ g/day).

1/2

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Based. Thanks.

in what regard?
that's a very broad question and if nobody has asked you to clarify before submitting a response then they're idiots

>look at all these idiots
Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

What a stupid ill thought out analogy .

Shut the fuck up you JBP cocksucker faggot.
Go back to Jow Forums and larp about being Catholic

no.