>I always do the gym at 9 PM. >Only me and another girl are the only ones there. >The girl does these weird bowing exercises right in front of me. >This goes on for weeks. >She wears these tight yoga pants showing her butt. >She breaths really hard, and I do too. Sometimes I synchronize our breathing and close my eyes so it comes off like my breathing thrust is causing her breathing. >Fuck it. I finally decide to make small talk with her. >She seems extremely irritated and grossed out. >I never see her again in our time slot. >I never even get a chance to explain myself and apologize to her.
>I never even get a chance to explain myself and apologize to her. This is how I know you're a beta, and this is why she is grossed out by you. You probably said some autistic shit or came across really unconfident.
Kayden Gonzalez
What was your small talk about user?
Brayden Cooper
Honey, if you can’t handle her at her worst you ain’t gonna get her at her best
>She breaths really hard, and I do too. Sometimes I synchronize our breathing and close my eyes so it comes off like my breathing thrust is causing her breathing.
There is no way she didn't pick up on that. She was probably creeped out by you before you talked to her
Hudson Martin
>>Fuck it. I finally decide to make small talk with her. why would u do this u pathetic queer
went something like this I make my voice real deep and go whats up? hi? my names andy (softly) kay hi kay you trying to get big? not really im trying to get jacked. I hope to get strong end of yr. shits gonna take forever. they say you gotta take roids but im trying the natural way. ive already increased 25 percent in every weight. are you a student? nope yeah I thought so seeing as its late and theres probably school tomorrow. good luck getting big! nice to meet you
Blake Cook
There is no reason to purchase pants with that design on them other than to advertise that you are a floosy and a whore.
Blake Price
>>Fuck it. I finally decide to make small talk with her. >>She seems extremely irritated and grossed out. >>I never see her again in our time slot. >>I never even get a chance to explain myself and apologize to her.
What exactly, verbatim, did you say? And how did she respond. Be honest
The sad thing is the only thing that made this look bad is her reactions. Conversing with a girl is just inviting her to talk about what she wants to talk about, bitches love to talk, your opener matters a little bit but really if she likes you she'll start blathering about what she likes, and in the middle of that you get her number and/or drinks plans. OP's normie 4/10 convo would have worked if she thought he was hot.
Chase Morris
I know you.
Julian Perez
This loser assumed that the woman wanted her beta dick
probably early in the morning instead of late at night
Kayden Sullivan
>Sometimes I synchronize our breathing and close my eyes so it comes off like my breathing thrust is causing her breathing Textbook psychopathy. Get help or something
Michael Lewis
I'm not sure if this is a troll, but it looks real and an honest answer could help someone else:
>I make my voice real deep
You don't need to do this. Use your real voice. Be transparent. People can tell when you're not being yourself and they don't like it
>hi kay you trying to get big?
This was a good conversation starter.
>im trying to get jacked. I hope to get strong end of yr. shits gonna take forever. they say you gotta take roids but im trying the natural way. ive already increased 25 percent in every weight.
Oversharing, nobody needs to know so much about a stranger. Also you're making this about you. If you want someone to open up you need to ask questions, not talk about yourself
>are you a student?
Why did you change the subject so randomly? This is awkward and usually feels like you're forcing the conversation.
>Have you tried this or that class? >Do you have any tips to lose weight faster?
Keep it grounded and in the present moment... I personally wouldn't chat someone up at the gym, partly because it would be too hard to keep things flowing and because it is not socially acceptable in my country. My technique is not that good.
Josiah Perry
this is funny as fuck, but for real, what would could you say to her that wouldn’t be awkward? or is there even a chance unless you catch her miring
Yeah, you probably freaked her out within the first 20 seconds
>oh god the weirdo who matches my breathing is actually approaching me
>he is always looking st my ass
>just comes to gym at quiet time to be left alone
Hunter Scott
I thought I would break the ice with a joke: >You here to exercise too? I thought it would be funny, because we're both in the gym.
Hunter Perez
>You here to exercise too? YIKES!
Isaac Stewart
I feel OP's problem is not so much the rejection but the fact that he made her so uncomfortable she changed up her whole training schedule to avoid him.
Blake Turner
Feeling fit buddy?
Hunter Adams
I'd laugh, if I didn't do the same thing to shops, Cafés and the like every time I feel like I messed up an interaction.
You should of killed her. I would. I would wrap her legs as a bowtie on my brand new 2012 Kia Sonata. Driving aroond like a God (GOD) and her groin as my pocket pussy as I drive to hell hmcmmm cackling like my son Jesuit.
Hey, OP here. Don't listen to because that's not me.
The real conversation went like this:
Hey what is that exercise you're doing called? I've never seen it before. Oh, ummm....I don't know Oh ok well it seems interesting. Me? I'm a power lifter. You know, a lot of people look at me and they sort of want to be like me. They want to be a nasty, 100% fully natural beast. I tell them "look, step 1: go to Kroger and get a gallon of milk"...a gallon a day, I do my uppercuts....would you rather have the ability to do 30 sit-ups in a row or would you rather be able to lift a fucking atlas stone? If you want to be strong you gotta commit. It's a big time commitment, it's a big money commitment. You gotta spend about $2000 a year on milk...I like it nice and quiet in my gym. It's my dream one day to have a gym that's guys only. It's gonna be called "guy heaven". You can't just keep doing the same thing. You gotta invent new ways of working out, you gotta shock the body. I do kickers, I do fucking twisters... Don't you ever touch my weights, bitch. You come into this gym again I'll fucking rape you.
Somewhere along the line she ran off, but other than that I think everything went alright.
Luis Barnes
Based. Now you got her. You OWN her. You need to create an atmosphere of fear that pervades the entire gym. She'll never know when you'll strike from the shadows.
Angel Green
Wtf why would you have to explain yourself retard.
Brody Williams
Just not with him LOL
Joseph Thomas
>>I never even get a chance to explain myself and apologize to her. Why tf would you ever do this lmao. If things don't work out with a woman at any point your best move is simply to walk away. (((Apologizing))) only makes you look weak in her eyes and she will respect you even less
Jordan Wright
I know this is bait but unironically what is wrong with this so long as you seem a little amused while you say it?
Anthony Walker
user that's not even that bad. The breathing shit is though. Don't do that you weirdo.
Carter Cox
you FUCKED UP BIG TIME KID. JUST GO BACK TO PORNHUB
>just wear tight d fitting yoga pants to be quiet and left alone
kys beta faggot
Brandon Williams
>didnt get the chance to explain myself
Explain what, that she didn't think you were attractive enough to pull off a move on her ? Because Im pretty sure she already knows that.
Owen Ramirez
lmao coping retard. Maybe she wants to be quiet, left alone AND mired ? You know, exactly like most men with gains do.
Levi Gonzalez
It's your fault for being ugly you need to be attractive to be allowed to approach females otherwise it's harassment.
Dylan Wilson
maybe you should stop white knighting for sluts youve never even met before.
trust me women dont want your "help" haha pathetic fag
Jason Robinson
Unironically this. Apologize in a relationship and only when you slip up by being weak to begin with: cheating, unwarranted jealousy, depressed outbursts, etc. Always keep it short and only ever apologize once.
Never apologize for social gains, or to acquaintances, it doesn't work.
Sebastian Johnson
I audibly kekd, think I woke my roommate
Angel Davis
I don't know exactly which conversation is real, but a conversation is done by TWO people. Don't blame OP for everything, at least he had the balls to try.
Isaiah Cook
Im just saying the truth, the same thing men complain about women they also do. And vice-versa. Truth is most people no matter the gender are looking for ego recognition almost 24/7 so they will show off without it meaning they want to be approached. Maybe it points to your insecurity of not being able to be in her position, which is rarer for men.
Angel Brooks
>Sometimes I synchronize our breathing and close my eyes so it comes off like my breathing thrust is causing her breathing The second you start thinking shit like this or doing shit like this, about ANY woman, you can be absolutely 100% certain that she's not into you and it's all in your head. You know how I know that?
Because shit like this is a clear sign that you're way off the deep-end when it comes to interpreting her actions and their underlying intentions, and you're jumping to conclusions so hard that if it were a sport you'd be an Olympic champion.
Elijah Campbell
How do you stay on topic when you can't think of what to say?
t. Guy with no social skills and no friends
Thomas Rodriguez
Thot attire doesn't mean she wants to flirt with you. We have so many thotticusess having their camel toes and anus outlines up in the air in a small gym, shameless and gross. Most of them know but some are oblivious, at least wrap a hoodie around waist if you know you gonna spread your ass cheeks in the air.
Jackson Cooper
That's really good opener if you did it with a huge chad smirk on your face emitting aura of masculine seksysex time, but it seems like your output was somewhat autistic and you most likely are physically repulsive.
Have a sense of humor. That's literally it. Women want nothing more than to have fun with someone so just give them a little ribbing when you meet them (not that negging bullshit) and soon enough they'll start to want to talk about themselves. That's when things get easy because people LOVE to talk about themselves. I make almost Jow Forums level jokes irl and you know which kind of women talk to me the most? Skinny black women
you can literally get away with saying anything if the other person likes you. Why do you think egirls say the most stupidest shit? cause they know they'll get away with it and betas will force laughter.
all of you need to write this down: >do not NEED sex/gf. get some self-respect >you have to LIKE women. all they want is to share an experience with someone. be real you fake pussies >if you approach a conversation with a girl without having the express goal of banging/gf-ing, you now have a chance. you have to decide IF THEY ARE WORTH IT TO YOU mid conversation. they will pick up on this and most of the time you already won. sometimes you arnt their type. o well, its just fucking sex go on with your life. >break the ice with normal shit. dont go forcing stuff to impress them. just say shit like 'mind if i work in?' 'good set' i dunno just normal shit
the key to mitigating anxiety with women and in life is be real. if you are stressing the fuck out about what someone thinks its because you are trying to take the spotlight off an insecurity that at the end of the day is only important to yourself.
Samuel James
cont.
Stop trying to be perfect and let them see your vulnerability if you happen to be nervous. They love that. once again they just want to be around a REAL person and not the caricature you made up in your head.
I wouldnt even recommend apologizing in a relationship I was caught cheating two times with my first gf The first time i apologized and told her how sorry i was etc and a year later happend again and i just told her it meant nothing(she was away visiting family) and that i love her The first time she was angry and held it over my head and won every argument The second time she never even brought it up afterwards
Ian Reed
That was a fun thread.
James Gomez
>cheating you done fucked up bro what makes you think saying sorry would help against that. imagine if your gf fucked 5 men and she just said "sorry!"
Benjamin Price
I read an article that you should work on saying thank you as much as possible. The logic was that saying sorry was trying to get the person you apologizing to assure you over anything else. Saying thank you shows you value their time and attention. I started doing this and noticed more people liked talking to me.
Levi Nguyen
Lmao she was probably going at that time because the gym's empty and she won't get creeped on. Then you had to go and ruin it.
>she answered k as in ok >OP thinks her name is kay
Henry Sanchez
>She breaths really hard, and I do too. Sometimes I synchronize our breathing and close my eyes so it comes off like my breathing thrust is causing her breathing.
Wonder why she was grossed out
Brayden Brooks
You're supposed to be funny when talking to a girl. You sounded like you're trying to sell her steroids. >what's up >you looking to get big?
>I never even get a chance to explain myself and apologize to her.
Never apologize for ANYTHING unless you are 100% certain you were in the wrong, you FAG.
Jonathan Gonzalez
If she fucked or even kissed one man i would dump her instantly Double standards i know but historically men have had several partners and women have to find a man to support her I supported her financially, she in my apartment, drove one of my cars I just cant help it, whenever im eith a woman i still think about fucking other women. And i do. Im tall, rich and very handsome why would i not I dumped her, and have a gf of 2 years now, she loves me and knows i fuck other women when im on my monthly “business trips” but doesnt ask and i dont tell
