What do you prefer?

Dainty asian broads > Lardo

>insecure
>dressing like a whore

Holy god damn shit thus man knows what he's talking about

diabetes

If I can’t pick a woman up to wall fuck her then she’s too goddam big.

Ah yes those perfectly posed girls showing their stomachs sure are nerdy and insecure. Especially 2, with her nerdy makeup and fluffy ponytail

fuck off grandpa

that bra is the real hero. without it those tits are hanging to her navel, looking like under-inflated water balloons

This is who he means

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Are you guys retarded? I'm not but clearly he was talking about the body type not those specific girls.

>a girl with those body types will be an insecure nerd
you niggers need to stop watching tv. it implants false memories into your empty skull.

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none of those are fat enough for me. Yeah I said it. fight me.

Ehhhh just not into Amazonians

I know I prefer 3 but something about 1 makes me go crazy.

My wife is a 3 with a little more BF% and a nice juicy ass but very thin upper body but I'm still really attracted to twigs lately for some reason. Maybe it's just been too long and I want something different but I can't stop staring at the damn twig girls.

That’s your preference my dude. Nothing wrong with that.

Same here man. I mean yeah thicc girls are great, but I fucking love plain skinny girls. Like when they wear my clothes and it’s just so baggy on them. It’s so fucking adorable.

same. i'm mid 30s and my wife and i have both been Jow Forums for years, lifting and running. wife has slightly visible abdominals and big hips with a juicy ass from squatting and SLDLs. i eat that brapper like there's no tomorrow but i've been getting the urges for these twigs, not skinnyfat, mind you. i want to break them.

her son probably will grow up serial killer, killing prostitutes because of mommy dearest

Goddamnit I was hoping to come here and be told how stupid I am.

We need a support group.

Also this twig girl that I've had a mutual crush on for a few years has been talking a lot about my muscles lately. I want to crush her.

Go for it man. Snap that twig in half.

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>married
i'm not him, i'm , but it still means something to me. being with the same woman for life is easy, assuming you found one who isn't a cunt. fucking one woman for life is a real test of character.

Ahhh shit. Missed the married part. Nevermind user. Fantasize breaking the twig then.

But I have a wife : (

I fucked things up with twig. I think it's just unfinished business. Here's a timeline:

Twig and I work together. We hang out after work once, were supposed to go friend's club together. She is ranting about her BF and how stupid he is and glad he's out of town. He somehow comes back for the evening and yells at her for hanging out with me and he picks her up and cockblocks me.

They break up soon after but it was a bit awkward so we don't talk much for a while.

A while later she runs into me a the grocery store and sends me a text saying why don't I come over for dinner and some wine (obvious booty call) but I'm back with my ex (now wife) and really don't want to risk screwing anything up so I turn her down.

Wife (gf at the time) is bi so sort of into threesomes but I get a bit too giddy one night and start propositioning twig. Wife finds out and gets really pissed, jealous of twig. Says it will never happen.

Few years go by of semi-flirtatious behavior but I try to avoid it cause I don't want to screw anything up with wife. Still think about her a lot even though she's kinda fucked in the head but somehow I think we have great chemistry. I know my wife is a better person and I feel like an idiot but I can't help it.

All of their tits are too small

Well shit user. Honestly it just sounds like you’re stuck on what “could’ve been”. If wife makes you happy and you’re in a healthy relationship, please don’t fuck it up. Twig might be hot, but wife is your commitment.

When will they learn

yeah my wife is actually hotter but I perpetually want what I can't have. It's taken me a long time to not act on anything. I was pretty bad when I was younger but I'm smarter now.

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>you will never have an average korean girlfriend

Just

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I prefer this

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1-3 i like all of them but not too butch

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>wroastie wrestling federation

So the options are:
Anorexic
Cardiobunny
Jow Forumsbunny
Transsexual

Fuck yeah, high test high5

Stop posting this ugly pink haired bitch. She's not even hot.

Based liv poster

3>2>> If I liked shagging a bag of sticks I'd be shagging OP.

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1 2 3 are all gorgeous. 4 is la goblina del taco

just ruin your life for some mediocre sex.

I didn't say that, learn English please. The point is given those 4 pics, an insecure nerd girl would only be able to have the first 2, or arguably just the first.

Don't have a preference because I'm not gay.

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2. As i was stationed overseas i think its obvious what the appeal is

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>this is considered fit in america
and people wonder why the avg life expectancy is so low

This guy gets what I was talking about.

Yes plox.

1 2 and 3

1

The first two.

samefag

>anorexic

1>2>3 in this case
I'm straight (4 is a man)

3 is patrician, 2 is acceptable, 1 and 4 are basically garden gnomes

the only correct answer

1 is perfect. She looks so soft.

You need to get stronger then

high iq high test high levels of redpill in this man's system.

If you can’t pick that woman up to wall fuck her then you're too goddam small

I don’t want to break my back picking up a hambeast.

Based and fetishistpilled

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>What do you prefer?
>have a natural vagina
>don't be fat

/thread

is the last one a man???

Probably

all of them LMAO why should i only prefer one the most? thats some dumb shit

2 and 3 lean more towards 3. Fit and meaty. 2 would be easier to toss around the bed room though. 3 probably has the best ass

3 because the asian girls look like they have down syndrome. Idk why vanilla midgets like asian women.

4 all the whey.

STICC > THICC

1 or 2
Fuck this giant "THICCC XDDD" cope.

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what's the source on number 2?

she looks like 90% of her boobs are actually her bra

4>3.
The rest are too skinny.

2>1>3
3s body will fair worse than 1 or 2 after childbirth unless she keeps up her regimen in the gym, which is likely to slow down to some extent.
there isn't much difference between 2 or 1 and after childbirth they'll just get a little skinnyfatter. only real difference between 1 and 2 is their bra padding, even then it's just a difference in padding style.

Nehh... 1

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Id fuck all 4 of them

Someone link the blowjob vid

S-she did a bj video?

1

My dick is 6x5 I need a slim girl with a tight vag... fucked a thick squat girl from the gym once (coal burning thot) and it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

None of those,i prefer a white girl with a thick ass and beautiful smol tiddies.