Jow Forums humor / cringe / planet fitness etc

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wow samefag much?

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OH NO NO NO

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>Put all this efford and time into a thread
>nobody bumps

:(

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i'm glad black history month is finally over so i can call you a stupid fucking nigger piece of shit and not feel bad about it

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If I wanted to laugh I'd just ask for your one rep max

Cerebral palsy

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

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SKY HIGH GLUTES

>He doesn't shit and piss in his date's bath tub

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1. Think about eating ONE wing. Then think about eating 29 more.

2. After finishing the 30 wings, you have to finish two pizzas and 6 dips.

> "So this for a party?"
> "No, just got a rat in the oven."
> "...uhhh...okay..."

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Doesnt it actually makes sense to train neck like that?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WHAT A FUCKING RETARD LMAO I WOULD FUCKING KILL ANYONE WHO DID THIS IN MY GYM

kek what a loser

is this real??

Fuck this guy

Do "people" really have trouble with this sign? It's pretty obviously open 24hrs during the week starting at midnight on sunday and ending friday at 9pm. Figures its a woman taking the pic unable to parse her own native language.

It's all true

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What is he doing wrong?

omg this is gold.

is this dude for real?

>He doesnt know

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i do kickers, i do fuckin twisters

He’s exercising in a gym! What a joke!

He looks beta and far more likely what most of Jow Forums looks like. They see a mirror held up to themselves and LARP as Chads. He's gonna make it and so am I

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Holy fuck, every goddamn time

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Bases tard bro

I wanna laugh but this was me a few years back. Luckily I haven't done the same fucking mistake since.

poor fucking rat

this is inspirational not funny

kek

You are an asshole, congrats

man, he fucking did it, give him a break

youtube.com/watch?v=kdfjMfdYwz4

Didn't lower the weight; doesn't count.

Loser

Get off this site you absolute newfag retard

Looks like the top part of that sign needs a huge asterix at the end.

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rate me

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How is this funny, the $10 might be month to month and could go up at any point, which would make the 18 month contract a better deal.

Swole mole/10

Retarded roastie taking that pic, they’re talking about the hours the staff will be there obvi. I’ve never even gone to planet fitness and I know that’s what they’re referring to

Jfc dumbass pseudo intellects thinking they’re oh so smart when really it just shows how fucking stupid they are

the horriefied look on those manlets

LLLLLLLMAOING

do I put this in Jow Forums or Jow Forums? crap

Jesus...

top lel

fuck off its funny

I didn't know human beings could be wider than they are tall without being fat

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somebody should tell that asshole only women do this
>not ok when they do it either, they just tend to be the ones to hoard weights

>without being fat

user, I...

not sure this is cringe, this looks like impact training and speed setting for an offensive lineman

>When the gains ghoul achieves a new PR

GIVE ME THIS GUY'S ADDRESS RIGHT NOW
I MUST GIVE HIM WHAT'S COMING

always gets me.

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i think i made a mistake signing for pf.

can i lose weight there?

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At my planet fitness, membership is $10 a month plus an annual fee of $60. So if that contract includes the fee then you save $40.

in lifting that weight he's already achieved more than you ever will

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So which is it, geniuses?

Too late now, if you cancel before a year is up there will be a $60 fee.

Despite that PF is okay for starting out. It's got cardio machines, weight machines and some free weights. They don't go up as high in weight as better gyms but for all intents and purposes...it's a'ight.

It’s this one, my parents had a membership there. They give you a keycard after you get a membership and all you have to do is swipe the card at the door and it’ll open up for you and it keeps non members out

enjoy being strangulated, pencil neck

M8 if you're legitimately asking that then you definitely belong in planet fitness for a while

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You'd think that just by existing it'd keep most people out without a keycard.

I have seen this a hundred times, and I'm still failing to understand what he tried to say

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>that 30 year old in the gym

fake, you can't throw a 45 lb plate like that

>and then everyone started clapping

Dam he fried his CNS with that

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>a literal retard cleans more than me

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strengthlet cope

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No its not you underage loser. You never put down a man dealt a shit hand trying his best

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More like (you) can't throw a plate like that.

So that's what the gains goblin has been doing with them all

Kek

i was laughing my fucking ass off at "gains ghoul" until he stopped tweaking and pulled the weight - retards are amazing - this fucker just cleans what looks like 2.5 plate with some of the worst form i've ever seen in TOTAL EASE, he just fucking throws it up and down like it's weightless, i'm speechless

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I'd kill myself desu