/fit haircuts

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>Tu vas rejoindre le Père Eternel, cornichon.
kek

True, but actually it's worse. Zoomer fag.

every zoomer cunt at the gym in a whey branded tee who wants to be a PT and study exercise science at college has this retarded fucking haircut

Please for god's sake have some dignity, it works on him because he's a grizzled and stylish older man, on you it just looks like you got the most rebellious haircut you could because you wanted to annoy your mom

seething sois

>on you it just looks like you got the most rebellious haircut you could because you wanted to annoy your mom
Which is an important part of every young man's life.

Get long hair

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I'd annoy their moms with the size of my micropenis if you know what I mean

If you ask for that you're going to get this, just a heads up.

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>long hair
Absolutely disgusting. This isn't the '60's, long hair is not fashionable or a statement, it is just a sign of total slobs who don't have their life in order.

Name me a haircut that would look better on this guy.
You can't. Not everyone is handsome, some people are just ugly, and no hair style will change it. Although you'll agree that this looks better than long or buzzed hair.

not him, but he would look infinitely better if the top was an inch long instead of 6

as long as you stay off the snow Arthur you can cut your hair again

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Lol, fucking hate this bitch

Based.

A buzzcut makes you look like a prole. If you're former/military I give it. But just because you saw a movie where da tuff guy has a buzz cut does not make you look cool.

Really you should elect for a patrician cut that shows you're of good breeding, able to maintain it and also white.

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Op here, Im not white tho
>tfw undercover shitskin

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Top right pic related.
Had my hair like that in high school. Would like it again but its a lot of work and I look like a pissed off nazi while working out

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Just ask for a taper cut with only a little off the top. You aren't a based supreme gentleman or enlisted. Once you trust your barber go for fades.

You will not look good with the OP pic haircut.

OP pic haircut is for white people my dude.

Since this thread is already about hair care I have question.

Are shavette straight razors better than normal ones if you actually deal with the steeper learning curve?

I want to know something. I have long hair but it's not yet long enough where I can put everything back into kind of a colonial ponytail which is what I want. What would be the best option until then? I usually have the top half in a bun similar to the "japenese" style.

Why would they be better my man they do the same thing

My friend cut his hair like Thommy and it looks great bros

something like this without the pink color tho

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That guy looks like a lesbian. Should have picked a better example

I love the old school nazi aesthetic but I'm afraid anytime I see someone with a haircut like this now all I can think of is 'hipster fag' and usually they turn out to be just that.

If you can pull it off just buzz it, it's the most utilitarian haircut out there and I fucking love it.

my choice

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basé & rougepillé

A single blade razor is cheaper and better once you get used to it

Oh tu m'as tué. TopKek

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Said the incel, in the gayest board of the site where rejects gather.

>>undercover
Your shitskin lips are like a big red pulsating flag.

>Sylvester Stallone lips
Fucking KEK

Why are you pouting your lips like some faggot?

The fucked up part is that you could basically use this as a Rosetta Stone for French.

That pasta is instantly recognizable.

Unless you're a model or some obscure IT guy or a deadend wagecuck, you're not getting a job with long hair.

Objectively false, but you would need to actually leave the basement and interact with others to know how things really are

Had something similar. If you look when slightly like a guy with some mass, people are going to either try and get up in your face because they assume you're aggressive, or defer to you because they assume the same.

Girls are hit and miss. Cute chick at work said I look like I hit my girlfriends but it would be kind of worth it to find out.

Black guys in the city seemed to not want to do their usual chicanery though now that I think back on it.

I work as a lawyer, I've met only one guy in my whole life so far that had "long" hair in my profession. And it was just an undercut long enough to tie into a knot.
Blue collar jobs don't matter anyway, so you can spare your poor people examples.

>lying on the Internet

Why would you do it?

>Blue collar jobs don't matter anyway
>I work as a lawyer
You are lawyer that is working for another lawyer as boy scout. That statment tells me that.

ROIGHT!

Unleash your inner lion and grow it out

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How do I style a jewfroish head?
I had it long for a time. Probably because I didn't really take care of it with products and shit but the only time it really looked good was a bit after the shower. Even more so after a swim. The salt made it stick together into some pretty fucking pretty locks

The hair is honestly amazing but the facial expression ruins it.

This is good except for the retarded clothes. Get some fashion sense fag

This dude would look 100% better with some actual eyebrows

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mdrrr

Undercut is the current trendy cut for alpha males.

Personally, the more bold the more alpha. Brah in your picture could have made it better by putting the parts on top of his head instead of the side

Don't see the need to lie, brah.
I've had long hair for most of my life as well, so it's really nothing special for me.

I was a boyscout for a lawyer when I had to complete my internship. Not anymore.

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no matter what language it is, everyone knows this

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shave your upper lip it looks like you kissed tom selleck

if your haircut requires weekly maintenance you're a tryhard

kek

Who can be buzzcut and Hitler style hair here?

Tfw look good buzzed and with long stylish hair

Feels good lads

Post your jawline and hairline. We can tell you whether or not to do it

Damn, btfo

You look good now

you are not zyzz faggot

this looks so fucking bad. Why the fuck does everyone get this fucking haircut?

based

fuck I don't have any eyebrows either
>blond people problems

should I just do my eyebrows??

>Tfw curly hair

>tfw can't go nazi cut like
>tfw can't have a bateman psychopath cut like
What do boys ?

High and tight, 6 inches wide 6 inches long. Skin the sides.

Dye them black for looks gains. I have thicc blonde eyebrows so I just let them be.

I'd you get that shit at least have the line blended good god that's bad

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thats what he gets for being a fag

Both look shit lel

Hair is fine but shave that mustache unless you can and plan to grow it out

wanna play league with me?

Nah too much maintenance

It'sa me LeukemiO

Long hair coming through.
Started using volumizing shit recently to get rid of the flat look (this pic is a month old)
Conflicted on going for a fit hairstyle.
Thinking if I beef out & keep the hair, I could pull a viking look.

So why haven't y'all taken the LongHairPill?

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Just got something like a caesar, but shorter. Can look /fa/ on a lanklet like me if I dress nice and conceals my receding hairline and fivehead a bit. I might get a full caesar next time with longer bangs.
>tfw could see my peak's scalp in the overhead light in the barber
I felt the cold hand of the norwood reaper bros. Can someone direct me to the sticky/intro to hairloss drugs please?

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You could adopt a different style but please dont cut it all off. I fell for the short hair meme and i have a long ways to go to get mine long

Honestly I think your hair is too thin for long hair, I doubt the volumizing memery has done much to help. I don't know why you grew it own in the first place, you have a good jaw/face structure to look clean as fuck with a short back and sides or even just a crew cut. If you keep the long hair you should grow a beard and keep bulking so you look like a viking instead of some faggy elf.

Ave Caesar

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Hes a cuck desu

pretty much what this guy said hair is too thin, unless you're in a metal band and just have to have long hair better get a clean short cut

An Undercut

>number 3-4 on sides
>1.5-2 inches on top
>apply good shampoo
>use hair dryer
>apply clay

You can do it, lad.

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Gloriously curly. How do get the volume?

This but with a much stronger pejorative term at the end.

>for white people
literally all beaners have this haircut what the fuck are you smoking

Ask me how I know you’re balding

Dude, you have better hair than my girlfriend and she spends a fortune on maintenance. How do you manage that in a low cost man's way?

How about you be bald like a fucking real man.