How do avoid Dane Cook mode?

How do avoid Dane Cook mode?

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stop watching porn

avoid cocaine.

tell funny jokes

Eat your vegetables without alcohol.

perfection

This.
Dude was geeked out of his mind 99% of the time.
Rich well off white people in america love speed.

Dude is morphing into Ray Liotta

Be funny as anything besides a minor character named "The Waffler" in the cult comedy Mystery Men

avoid alcohol and time.

The real question is; how to into Bryan Callahan mode?
Dude is pretty ripped for 63. He's relaxed in pic related btw

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>63
Wat.

Not only did you get the age wrong you also managed to fuck up the name too

white guys that heavily drink all have this look

don't be a drunk and you'll be fine

>Bryan Callahan
Who is he? Google is giving me nothing

bryan callen

He turned 52 this jan

This x100

I’m already seeing signs of this in my own face, am stopping drinking except for social occasions because I what I see. Another prime example is Leonardo DiCaprio.

Is he morphing into Weinstein?

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Wow. Spot on

No, it's called hitting the wall hard as fuck.
Dude is just a middle aged dad at this point.
He doesn't even have dadbod, he has fat lazy asshole who did way too much coke drank and fuck all else bod.

He's one of those guys who got by on youth and shortcuts to keep himself looking a certain way.

Now that youth is gone and he hasn't taken care of himself...well.

There you go.

Damn, he and Mark Kozelek are becoming the same person

Thats the joke or OP is a retard

Don't do steroids on the side of the highway with Billy Conforto.

>63
I thought he was pushing 70 now? I really hope he makes it before he dies