Why didn't you say it was this easy

Lol... just wait until the flatline

>about to go smash a tight ass meth head who lives down the street from me
start fapping please, you've regressed

No idea
Yeah but fucking means making it or is this not Jow Forums. Also I'm hot as well so

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Sorting out my hangover look this Wednesday. I'll show the clothes only on Thursday.

She's speaking some niggerish language

How so. I figure it's mentally healthier to butter some tight round biscuits than spurt all-over my own stomach and chest amirite. Who cares if her face is covered in sores ha.

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post face

Lol but then I'm not user anymore. Then I'd be me. Be aware though I am sexy in an androgynous way, with a rock hard body, low bf and very toned.

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Post her face

>tight ass meth head

Just fap bud

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Translated I'm askinnyfat dude with a horse-y tranny face.

Alright ya got me

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>>about to go smash a tight ass meth head who lives down the street from me
I have doubts about the "tight" part....

>meth head
>tight ass
Yeah, no.

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Fuck you guys. I'm getting poon and you're complaining about every detail. It's an alternative to my hand I thought that's what nofap is for.

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This board is full of DYEL virgins, you can't post anything without them shitting on it. Go smash that puss OP

>she

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Need to see more

Man this is sad. Is it that hard for you guys to get into some cooch?

>wet dreams keep happening on days 3-7 and i lose all the benefits

JUST

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Fag.
Thanks bud. I thought you guys would be proud of me.

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>fuck a meth head
>"OMG GUYZ ITS SO EASY"
Mate, have some dignity, go fuck a cute thot or something.

>fucking means making it
That's wrong though.

Jow Forums is full of inarticulate apes so I'll break it down for you:
-She is more likely to give you and STD
-She is an addict. Sooner or later she will try to get money out of you in some way
-You are lowering your standards. Though you think you're just ignoring the meth problem momentarily, it WILL change your self-perception.
-You can do better, no matter how ugly you are
-Meth heads come with insane baggage
-Is this something you really want in your sexual history?

That's why I quit
It doesn't make you more attractive or confident, it just lowers your standards which makes you relatively attractive vs them.
Then I nut and some fat chick is telling me she wants us to be bf and gf and go out in public together and in my head I'm like, "nah" so I say I forgot my oven on and I need to go but they know that's a lie and then I get a bunch of texts what an asshole I am

>>about to go smash a tight ass meth head who lives down the street from me
>>Gonna make it
>...
>banging some druggie
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Enjoy your STD, you fucking loser

There's really no reason to brag about fucking the lowest of filth. You're putting your dick into some disease-ridden addict and shoveling out the remainder of Tyrone's drug-dealing jizz with every thrust.
Get a pack of thick condoms, bro.
You might as well just fuck a fatty, because you've lowered your standards to getting the lowest hanging fruit there is.

Pretty cute for being a boy

So guys, i stopped watching porn about a year ago, replaced it with reading erotic stuff but stopped that in december last year, too.

Is reading porn really as bad as watching it? I mean, i know the answer, im just fishing for excuses to do it again.

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Have some self respect OP. At least fuck cokeheads or girls addicted to Xanax.

Pic looks exactly like my Armenian neighbor

Dude, I could have fucked all the meth head cleaning ladies at my place of work without going on nofap.

Just dont be fat and have a job.

Nah, she's clean I already brought it up in a sly way. No baggage either, just fucking her. She has a boyfriend. And I live in the meth capital of the world, no lie. Never done it I'm super health oriented, and I'm gonna fuck this chick OK?
Yes it is easy people say it's hard you just have to let people know you like them and they jump on your dick.
I don't really have a problem with fapping I do it to softcore or camgirls like once or twice a week. It just started to feel lame, so I figured it was time to shine.
>druggie
>youcanliterallyabusehamburgers.jpg
No niggers around here bud. We live in the woods basically. And it's wintertime, her boyfriend will be at work and I'll fuck her goddamn brains out. And you're a judgemental prick.

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Exactly. This is the quality response I wanted. I share my social gains with Jow Forums and they spit in my face, but really I'm trying to encourage you guys who bitch and moan about not getting lain. Yes she likes drugs (and so do I). But she's more self aware and intelligent than most, plus other qualities that equal a complete human being. Which is WAY better than your own hand.

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Are these bots.
Zs are boring my friend. And coke is expensive.

With orange soda?

Lmfao this dude fell for the meme hardcore and is fucking some aids pussy claiming he made it. You're worse than a virgin going and paying some crackhead. You cucked yourself homie.

here is a better site for you:
boards.420chan.org/b/index.php

this is literally all they talk about

You can't call anyone judgemental when you are picking people solely based on the shitty status of their life, so they will fuck you. You didn't even pick the low hanging fruit, you started going for the shit that rotted and fell of the stem, and ended up just eating dirt.

And 3 days? Fucking really? You can't be that retarded... Wait, you're knowingly fucking a meth head that has a bf. You're going to get an std, robbed, killed, or all 3. Dumbass.

That's no true man behaviour
I'd rather contact him
expose how much of a slut she is

>meth head

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>-She is more likely to give you and STD
Good riddance to people who are willing to stoop so low. The heard culls itself user.
>-She is an addict. Sooner or later she will try to get money out of you in some way
Knowing OP she probably already has in some sort of way.
>-You are lowering your standards. Though you think you're just ignoring the meth problem momentarily, it WILL change your self-perception.
You are a better person than OP, why are you trying to change another human being which you have no control over? Why not spend that energy bettering yourself?
>-You can do better, no matter how ugly you are
Mud sticks to mud in this world. How can you say that when you do not know OP at all?
>-Meth heads come with insane baggage
Who cares man, OP is a masochist let him damage himself.
>Is this something you really want in your sexual history?
Do you think this is Internet Explorer and new partners have access to that like an Internet Service Provider?

Uh no sweetie she has a boyfriend with way more money than me. And I'm hotter and I pay more attention to her.
>Telling the man that you're too much of a bitch to cuck him.
>not a cuck
Lots of dubs. I like how you fags talk about me like I'm not in the room. We have nice talks and she feeds me food. Just like my mommy. And I fuck her. Just like her daddy.

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This is so uncomfortable to watch.

a lot of hate going on here. congrats OP, it's hard to get an average woman nowdays, so at least you scored with someone while others will stay salty virgins

I like her skin.

who is this? i need him please

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>day 3
>still hasn't moved onto hardmode semen retention, transcendental meditation and transmutation catharsis.

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what the fuck is going on in this webm?